SMITE General /smgen/

Get server Freya is fucking trash, is a white rich 40 something mom that looks like shit.

Why couldn't Hirez make a youthful Maria Sharapova like Freya tennis skin?

I'll tell you why, they hate white people, thats why. We haven't had a white skin that is not satire in forever actual years.

I want to tell Jing Wei that putting stones in the ocean only raises the water level

Thats pretty hot.

You get the Nemesis skin and a permanent FP boost if you buy the first split season ticket. Otherwise you just get points to roll the undying chest.

remind that FREYA IS QUEEN BAE AND BEST WAIFU!

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user plz
Freya is shit
SHIIIIIIIIIIT

Tell me about Nox, what is her appeal?

FREYA'S

Describe your last match with a cropped porn pic.

I'll start.

>what is her appeal?
the OG and GOAT milf,

>Freyja passed by an open stone where dwarfs lived. Four dwarfs were smithying a golden necklace, and it was nearly done. Looking at the necklace, the dwarfs thought Freyja to be most fair, and she the necklace. Freyja offered to buy the collar from them with silver and gold and other items of value. The dwarfs said that they had no lack of money, and that for the necklace the only thing she could offer them would be a night with each of them. "Whether she liked it better or worse", Freyja agreed to the conditions, and so spent a night with each of the four dwarfs. The conditions were fulfilled and the necklace was hers. Freyja went home to her bower as if nothing happened
sure buddy

MOMMY MILK!

You know how Zeus is the big baddie who rapes everyone?
She makes him a cuck.

>name means the lady
>literally trades her body for material goods
wew

Like most women.

>young white gurl gets a train run on her by 7 dwarfs for rent
>WOW AMAZING DISNEY MOVIE
>freya does it once for a necklace
>shame on her!
disney babies pls leave

>Defending a whore

Actual cuckold.

I wonder how a roman god has connections to greek gods?

>he doesn't know that every woman is a whore
spotted the baby

>ocean water wash away the infidels

Cutest and purest girl !

this i like

I WANT TO LICK HER FEET AND KISS HER TUMMY!

>play assault to get easy first win of the day for Morrigan quest
>enemy team is mages and hunters +Loki
>our hunter constantly hugging the enemy tower
>enemies can take potshots at the team from under the tower with no repercussion
>easily retreat under their tower
>Loki can pick off wounded teammates and then hide under his tower
>half our team can't do anything since they're not ranged
>whenever we actually manage to lure them out we beat them
>hunter continues to hug their tower all game
>start winning late game
>hunter hugs their phoenix now
>ignores calls for retreat or suggestion to lure the enemy out all game
>lose after a wipe
>blames warriors for not initiating enough
I don't understand what he though the warriors should do?
Tower dive them at lvl 5 so the enemy team can be even more easily fed?

You know you can easily simulate that?
Just take a branch of wood, set it on fire and lick it.

>xbal builds no pen
>wonders why he's getting destroyed by a fucking zhong that has helm, urchin and gem

but I got deathbringer guise!!!

She is Nyx.

so is HiRezCooper pon pons brother?

>up against 4/5 magical gods
>my nike rushes fucking jotunns

god damn

ISIS SKIN WHEEEENNN

How do I get the Nemesis experience?

Shitters build warrior like assassin or they go with the retarded boots>stone of gaia>jotunn's from the recommanded tab.

SOG is fun in meme modes or pubstomps

Just get some really poor and ugly chicks in fishnets and a hoody.

I want to destroy Jing Wei's smile with my cock.

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Little did she but that is actually Tyr in Aphro disguise.

I could buy the Morrigan, but TYR?

I want to touch Nike's wings!

>>name means the lady
>actually has a giant cock
What was wrong with Vikings?

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Justice is blind

Nonsense. Sol is pleasantly warm to the touch, perfect for cuddles, unless she want to burn you. She's a goddess, after all.

Hotter than Sol

smite.gamepedia.com/Vamana_voicelines

Wow, it's fucking shit

What song is Nemesis singing?

>trying out Bellona
>shit damage
>not enough health to be a tank

A typical jack of all trades, master of none?

That's all warriors user.

>>shit damage
She chunks squishies with a proper build

I don't know, but she should sing more often.

she's useful outside of arena

twitter.com/schisam/status/826564032215801856
Downtime from around 3:30 AM EST to around 9:00 AM EST tomorrow

>shit damage
Her bludgeon hit like a truck, roma invicta their backline and then hammer time.

>not enough health to be a tank
Only if you build her wrong

what hero do i pick if i want to healslut

Ashur
Ashur, update of pic related when ?

Picture of Freya sucking of Bellona while Bellona gives a Nazi salute and Khepri is watching in the background masturbating while fireworks go off in the air in the shape of Tusky, Kaldr, Suku, and Earlang Shen's dog when?

How does Khepri jerk off?

I don't know

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team-dignitas.net/articles/news/Team-Dignitas/10855/team-dignitas-parts-ways-with-smite-team
Team dignitas decided not to re-new our SMITE players' contracts, but they keep Suntouch as a streamer.

twitter.com/PonPonSmite/status/826583757327126534
Good new everyone for one week no huehue and jajaja will feed in your ranked game. They are disabling ranked for one week to give players time to learn all the changes.

smitegame.com/2017-season-ticket-faq/
>LETS MAKE IT EVERYONE FOR FREE
>AND CHARGE TRIPLE TO BE ABLE VOTE ON THE PRO GAMES FOR THE WHOLE YEAR
FUCK YOU JEW-REZ!

>give free thing
>jew
user please.

Wait, there's a season pass and an upgraded season pass? WTF is going on?

You get FP +FP rewards for free
for 400 gems you get the nemesis skin+the ability to vote on pro game
for 1200 gems you get the nemesis skin+the vote+2500 FP.

I hope theres an option in the future to pay 100-200 gems per split to just vote instead of spending more for excess stuff.

NEMI IS PURE DELET THIS RIGHT NAO!

Yes, that would be nice.
I also want to know what skin we will get for the other split, just to know if I buy the ticket right now and try to get as much FP as I can for this split with the vote and all that or should I wait to get a skin for a god I play more than Nemesis.

>zeus personal cock cleaner
>pure

Everybody is a potential Zeus personal cock cleaner.

>A roman walks into a bar, gives a peace sign, and says, "5 beers, please!"

Awilix is cute, CUTE!

whos there?

>smite is not dying guisee xDDD
>its just that all this big decent organizations are leaving the game!
>seriously who needs TSM, C9, Titan and Dig when you have fucking NGR and Lumiwhosity.

Important poll for important people:

strawpoll.me/12243772

I WANT TO HUG HER AND BITE HER BUTT!

>nemesis fags still this in denial about being 2nd worst girl

>(you)

>We
>Established

Fuck off with your list. I am prime member on SMITE council meetings about this stuff and nobody even mentioned this.

is there any actual wallpaper sized versions of ama's mastery skin that arent just stretched

If I included Nemesis, I'd have to include everyone, which would just open the floodgates to trolls saying Nox or Aphrodite is 2nd worst.

>The worst aspects of Bastet Hel and Jing Wei combined into one.
>Not the worst girl

sure nemesis fag

quick google search vvgw

>vertical monitor

>5 wins in a row
i'm legit scared of how bad is the downhill gonna be.

Better lose a lot now so your forced 50% kicks in for the gem weekend.

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I could have sworn Amaterasu wasn't a white women.

Honestly what the fuck , something is wrong. Smite cant possibly waste 20GB of space. Anyone here can tell me what's wrong?