/mbg/ - Mount & Blade General

Old news for the Old Guard edition.

(Looted) thread: READ THE PASTEBIN BEFORE ASKING QUESTIONS.

LATEST BANNERLORD INFO/VIDEOS:

Gamescom Siege video:
youtube.com/watch?v=pv2qb66PbUg
youtube.com/watch?v=6rq-fEc1N0I

Interviews with Armagan at Gamescom '16:
youtube.com/watch?v=3ZcBAGtXvpk

Last blog:
taleworlds.com/en/Games/Bannerlord/Blog/16

OLDER BANNERLORD INFO/VIDEOS: See Pastebin

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/WaB1BTBJ

M&B Wiki: mountandblade.wikia.com/wiki/Mount_and_Blade_Wiki

NOOB GUIDE: imgur.com/a/FMAqV

M&B VERSION ARCHIVES
>ftp://ftp.taleworlds.com/

>user's mods and upstab guide:
pastebin.com/agwZu9Df
>/mbg/ Steamgroup
steamcommunity.com/groups/mountandbladevg

New user created stuff:
>Undead Calradia
moddb.com/mods/undead-calradia
>Gekonewer
mega.nz/#F!itxViDAT!PhBfJWsjATkdqN28V2kZ5g
>(Fixed) Dickplomacy 4.3.0.7b
mega.nz/#!mQQmBQ5a!tomenTON1qzCZ-kiVG9vlHz7LqoY1Hmwi-kQrq43Hhw
mega.nz/#!EgI1UCAT!WjL7bVtJPoNcaNJ7kuUEUGFWoBqM2Aq6K-VN51Swmck (options)

>"I made a mod recently or updated it. Wat do?"
Link to the OP in your post so that it might be easier to find for the one making the next OP (also for regular people).

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=bzscyVeJy6M
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Objective ranking

bannerlord?

Horse fuckers are legitimately below the Mountainfags.

vaporware

I'm posting Cao Cao in honour of the poster who was posting in honour of the original Cao Cao poster until we get a good Romance of the three kingdoms mod.

exploit the powder trade for easy money

Gotta get it outta the way early. What about that shitty Dynasty Wars mod, Cao Cao poster?

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who /norman/ here?

can anyone tell me how to do the whole model port thing with trying to get L'Aigle models in NW

open the brfs the models are in, cntrl c the models to one of the brfs in NW or make a new brf file there, paste them in there, do the same with the materials and textures, save that, then copy the textures from l'aigle to NW, then change the mesh names of the items in item_kinds1 to the ones of the l'aigle assets you brought over

Who iberian here

I hate the Normans for defeating us in 1066.

who bannerlord here?

you should thank the Normans for making England relevant in Europe
WHO'S BLOOD WAS SHED?

horse archers are life, horse archers are love

fuck off anglo

get fucked teaboii

Who /khuzait/ here?

BATTANIA
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Reminder that Prima Nocta is the birthright of every Noble.

Me just chillin with da tribe

troop rebalancing on or off for ad 1257?

>tfw Battanians are gonna be cucked insular celt sheepshaggers instead of manly Gauls

Leave it on user, trust me.

>Gauls
>Conquered by Rome, leader slain as a political tool by Caesar

>Celts
>Fight back against Rome so hard they're only stopped by a massive wall
>Return once the Romans have left

Come on, now.

>holding your shield like that
it's like he wants a pilum to the sternum

>Fight back against Rome so hard they're only stopped by a massive wall
It was literally so poor and underdeveloped the Romans couldn't be bothered conquering it. Unlike Gaul, where there was some semblance of civilisation and infrastructure that they could take over.

I know Ginge keeps saying "Battanians are Picts", but the names of their cities and their units suggest Britons, user. Welsh. The ones that were conquered by Rome. The citizens of the Roman province of Britannia.

>So poor and underdeveloped

Didn't stop them conquering Gaul, did it?

The main thing that stopped them was the weather. Gentle Italians aren't made for the highlands.

>going fucking naked into battle
>can manufacture and paint wooden shields and metal weapons
>can't make some fucking clothes for themselves
>fucker in the back is wearing a cape and nothing else
Jupiter shakes his head in consternation.
No wonder these subhumans lost that battle.

>Didn't stop them conquering Gaul, did it?
Can you read?

It's also part of the reason why Germania was never fully conquered.

better to get hit in the sternum than the gut though

>save village from massive band of reavers
>village elder wants to charge me money to be able to recruit volunteers
>no one wants to join me
what a piece of shit village

>it was deemed more profitable to leave the Caledonians to themselves
The Romans were totally scared of us and had to build a wall to keep us out, I swear.

>won't even give you the village robots
you're just a shit leader

Try to make friends with the actual Lord of the village quickly so that you can actually recruit people from their lands, instead of wasting coin on greedy village elders.

> the names of their cities and their units suggest Britons, user. Welsh
Historically Accurateâ„¢ King of Battania when?

What mod? That obviously isn't AD1257. Sands of Faith? How are they compared to each other?
Also /norman/, as I've previously blogged about, I'm descendant from William the Conqueror

Repeat after me

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C O N Q U E R E D

What mod?

Romans learned about mail armour from Celts.

I guess its that new iberian mod but I dont know the name sorry senpai

Jeanne is better

Whenever Bannerlord is released, user.

that looks like hispania
i think that user even summarized it as "geko in iberia" which is pretty accurate

>your place is so shit nobody even wants to conquer it
Feels bad man

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Hispania 1200

kek

>Picts lived in the highlands all of their life
>When the highlands and lowlands were united into one country, the land was named after Irish settlers (Scotti) instead of the people that lived on the land for hundreds of years

Did the Picts get cucked by the Gaels?

That's what I'm doing, I'm not actually giving those greedy cunts money.

On a related note, why are everyone in VC such greedy and scheming douchebags?

What did Reginhard inform you about?

And because it is historically accurate.

>geko in iberia
That sounds fucking awful, the only thing that makes Geko even remotely interesting is the setting - otherwise it's relatively boring.

if you're interested in 1200 iberia then it's interesting
but i'm not, same went for geko really

BANNERLORD WHEN
GOD DAMNIT GINGE

Reconquista is a good setting

>Brytenblanda team
>historically accurate
heh.

He told me that my troops were disgusted with my food. Turns out they got wheat, bread and some vegetables, so I bought some dried fish for them. Will he inform me about more important issues eventually?

What is the point of armour when the gods decide your fate on the day of battle? Either you live or you die and there is no way you can cheat this.

What's the best fantasy mod and why?
>ACOK
>AWOIAF
>COMM
>TLD
>PooP
>Gekonewer
>Warsword Conquest
>Brytenwalda

>historical mod
>fantasy
what

>doesn't even list Phantasy
>doesn't even list Eind of the War: New Era with /mbg/ localization patch
Shit list. baka desu senpai.

>he doesn't know about Brytenwalda's "historical accuracy"

I'm doing Saber for Diplomacy, Tocan , Native currently

Phantasy is so janky it makes S.Mayo seem like an AAA game.

The spic says he is still working on it.

There WILL be an update...there...has to be...

>"It's a "chase 30 bow and arrow horsefuckers around in a circle at the edge of the map while they ping you and your knights for 1 damage for 25 minutes" episode.

Man this sure is riveting fucking gameplay.

Shut the FUCK up. Celts from continental europe fucked the romans and greeks for hundreds of years, and they spread their culture far and wide meaning they cucked many other peoples in the process.

Don't compare shitty british """""""""""celts""""""""""" to my manly gauls ever again.

if you're talking battle scenes on fields then it's because WFAS still uses a randomized terrain generator but it doesn't have a hilly mountain biome, so there's none of that retarded hill shit that can happen in WFAS

My nigga.

>"Battanians are Picts"
can't remember him saying that though. He said Gauls/Brit AFAIK

wouldmarryforpoliticalreasonsandrulejointly/10

>Just want to go to my wedding
>Horsefuckers keep raiding my high prosperity villages

Doesn't this problem disappear when you untick that one option in the camp menu?

you must submit

VC has seasons? What the fuck

What are you responding to?

Are the achievements fucked in Dickplomacy like they in Native Expansion? I want, nay need, to 100% this game before Bannerlord and I want to do it mostly vanilla but Native isn't good enough by it's self anymore.

>implying you wouldn't be her consort and completely under her thumb

Also unless you can summersault 30' into the air, like wearing pink, and are a chick, I doubt she'd be interested.

imagine the smell

Not really, the Gaels and the Picts had been interbreeding for years before the land was united under one flag.

bannerlord when

In VC the West Seaxe hasn't declared wars on any of it's neighbors and I wanted to kickstart anglo-saxon rule is there any way to start a war it's 60 days in and nothing has happened. Besides War Eternal against the Frisians who, since West Seaxe doesn't start off with a port can't do anything about it. Or should I just say fuck it and try and form my own kingdom somewhere else?

Is there a texture glitch with heraldry horses in that dickplomacy mod?

you have to launch the game through WSE

Ah, haven't tried that yet. Thanks user

WSE?

sorry i'm new

That user was right when he said Dickplomacy was our newfag detector.

warband script extender
the exe should be in the mod folder

He said it on the TW forums and here when he took questions.

STOP RIGHT THERE RECRUIT

SHOW ME YOUR RELEASE FACE

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thanks

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Praise Tengri.

Don't steal my fucking joke

I'm about to start my first own kingdom and planned to make some of my companions vassals but everywhere I look people say it's a huge waste and that they will never be able to compete with the other lords.
Are they really that bad and if not what kind of stats should they have to be actually viable?

think of it this way

companions can be lords

but lords can't be companions

it's simply in your best interest to keep them as companions rather than lords since making them into lords only demotes them to just another NPC

So, how about that Conan mod? Anyone try it out yet?

youtube.com/watch?v=bzscyVeJy6M

Actual lords all have stats that are impossible to have without cheating and you want your companions in your party for their skills more than you want a lord. Besides lords are fuck easy to get if you aren't that douche with -1500 honor.