EVE Online general /eog/

>this wrecks belongs to me because reasons

How do you rat nowadays anyways? Just pick confessor and go null (or die at gate)?

>random legion found our bling rattlesnake farming wormhole
>legion dropped on it but missed by a second
>fleet forming up for dank pvp actions
>send rattlesnake back to signal them "come here for a gud fite"
>nothing happening
>they send back a procurer inviting us to come
>FC says no
>fleet staying up for 2 hours later
>the rattlesnake cleared all combat sites while the procurer brought more friends and mined all ore and gas sites
>both side go home
>spot some E-UNI fags wandering into the hole
>blop them out of spite
>ragequit afterward
so this is the elite pvp experience

oneiros

>Get friend to play eve
>He joins us out in Null
>First fleet
>He is hyped
>"This is going to be an Entosis OP"
>ohno
>Faggots don't even try to fight us
>Two hours Entosising
>Literally zero content
>Fleet ends, dock up
>"I'm going to head off to bed now, how did you enjoy the fleet?"
>"Dude that was really fun! We should do more fleet stuff tomorrow"

Did I just bait my autistic friend into this shit game?

>Come back to Moot's Last Jihad after my competition break
>Only CEO now
>???
>Turns out Stilte has welped so many ships now that he up and steals the corp wallet, and leaves after a month or so in CEO role

Fuck, I genuinely don't understand. The whole wallet worth was maybe 140mil, a couple hours explo and he could make it himself.

Anyways, corp is back to having a semi-functional CEO, join us for shenanigans if you feeling like it, open to alphabros and roaming loners.
Also, if you are a cuck who wants to steal, you are welcome too, we genuinely don't have enough in the bank to make it worth your while.

Also, the killboard is back to bloody red, please help us make it more so.

Kevin, what the fuck man?

a couple hours of life time saving for free sounds like a good deal

>spend more than 20 hours helping corp
>steal 150 mil

I guess isk you steal is free, right?

>35 new serpentis skins for gallente
How about something that isn't grey or black or plastic yellow for once huh ccp

Typical good goy material.

Relax, there's an even in two weeks that will probably drop Gallente hull skins.

What race should I play?

>been mwd drifting all my life
>discover ab drifting
Fuck yea. Now I just need Afterburner V

>7o

oneiros

Been away for a couple months, what happened to Puppers and All-Out?

How do i rat?

They died, joined together, and died again.

>fly to belt
>lock reds

Ta da

...

(in order)
Restart launcher.
Restart PC.
Contact support.

Okay gonna level destroyers and try confessor my way into not getting loot for days and quitting.

>those people in corp chat who would rather as stupid shit like "what's x" instead of looking it up in market

Is it working now?

Why would anyone go to hek these days?

Seems fine now.

Daily reminder that the moros is inferior to the nag in every single way

if you're being unironic and you're from the days back when people had to belt rat
you get one of the designated ratting ships:
afk-ish ratting: vni, ishtar
active ratting: rattlesnake, a carrier, typically thanny or nid
go to your corp's ratting system with an upgraded military index, open up the probe scanner (no scanning necessary), and pick your poison. Most commonly people like to do these rock havens since all the rats spawn in one bunched up area which reduces drone travel time. Expect 45m/hr with a vni+the rare faction spawn+selling any 10/10 ded bookmarks or running them yourself.

Get yourself 6 carriers and go run level 5 missions

And today's shitfit prize goes to...
zkillboard.com/kill/59674834/

Damn, i hate drones...and having to find a corp...

Caldari

yeah, i hate having to manage missiles and drones on the rattle. I'd prefer either full zzzzdrones or point&blap

All out merged into Oruze for the most part and was then restarted as a newb corp.
Pupper then merged into All out, but the overall quality of the corp is suspect.

How good are Mordus Angels?

>page20
fuck you dog

Astro-Inertial Compact Missile Guidance Computer

initiated compact warp scrambler

>tfw spamming level 3 missions becuse to scared too do level 4

whats your name I'll send you a polarized machaiel

What's a lowsec static? Does it mean there will always be a wormhole that connects to a lowsec system?

Yes

Thanks user~

how fly good fleet interceptor i wanna hold people 4 fleet sex

>mwd on
>f1 f2
>orbit faster than transversal
>shoot drones
>pray to god there's no missiles

>don't forget to tip your boosters on the way out
>we recommend 1m per site per booster

>12am last night
>fuck it one more anom
>24 drone coronaries
>first anom of the morning
>31 coronaries
weeew time to buy something stupid, geckos and faction bcs

>wonder about joining this
>no way to send application
>weeks later
>still nothing

>go solo roam null around home
>don't meet shit, meh return home
>notice just now I was in my bear pod

oneiros

>Invulnerability Fields don't make you invulnerable

>damage control
>doesn't deflect arguments

>day trading
>can trade at night

It's always day somewhere user.

>day/night cycles mean anything in space

it means lots of things

...

But stations don't orbit in eve.

prove it

Hello I heard I can get free ISK here?

You heard wrong.

post name i'll send you free isk

Tacs around stations don't change.

prove it, don't say some random bullshit

>gives evidence
>I don't believe your evidence

Sorry, didn't know you have brain problems.

How do I convert my concord LP to SoE or some pirate faction etc? Does it convert both ways (concord>whatever>back) or do you have to go to a station of the specific faction of choice?

>give evidence
that would be a good start, you should get to it

>he doesn't know bookmarks are static
>he can't conclude that if stations weren't static, stations would move away from bookmarks

that just proves that bookmarks are static according to any nearby station, not that they're absolutely static

>it is impossible for bookmarks to be relative and not absolute
????

Not him but you're literally saving the coordinate point in space. Its obviously static

A station tac is the same as a safe. And if you assume all bookmarks use stations as a point of reference, explain why bookmarks work in systems with no stations.

After, of course, after you explain why the position of the sun never changes throughout the day when you're on a station grid. If stations were orbiting there would be multiple sunrises and sunsets every day.

prove it

you're the one who said station m8

Every coordinate point in a Cartesian space can be expressed as an absolute or as one of infinite number of relative values.
What evidence do you have that the coordinate is expressed as an absolute?

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>all this nerd shit

fuck outta here

>he plays video games
lmao nerd

That its a fairly simplistic non-Newtonian video game that does not have a system of orbiting celestials/stations, evidenced by the fact that they never move.

prove it

Why do EVE players love Discord so much? Why can't they just use IRC or Jabber? Some corps even use Discord for voice when mumble exists.
I just don't understand.

How do you know that what you see is not just a pre-calculated representation of space, displayed on your screen, and the planets actually move but that movement is obscured from your vision for simplicity's sake?
Suppose the laws of EVE physics (which are different to that of real life, as you should know) make it so all inter-planetary distances are inter-orbital distances regardless of orbital position of either body. Then the above could be true without affecting any numerical metrics.

>IRC and Jabber in 2017
???
Do you use Skype as well?

There are no celestials. Eve is a game about submarines.

So I joined a corp that my previous corp always shit talked. And they literally have all the shit I wanted to implement in previous corp (which they dismissed as a bad idea) and they run more fleets and I make a shitload more isk and the people are normal eve tier players...

fucking last time I ever take someone else's word about what a corp is like.

Was it SC and Snuff?
Was it Karmafleet/Brave Newbies/PH?
What was it?

Congratulations arguing a useless point about physics in a game that doesn't use them.

I am not gonna say out of principle. Just wanna get it out there that you should actually join a corp/alliance and experience what it is like before you judge otherwise you will just cuck yourself like i did.

prove that it doesn't

This is the best shitposting I've seen here in a long time. Slow day at work?

itt: what is burden of proof?