/d2g/ - Dota 2 General

you could have saved him

doesn't even look like him, nice try faggot.

ppd making a team and streaming Witcher 3 for an entire week, 12+hrs a day is pretty unfair to the people who aren't CEOs of a esports org and are on his team.
I'm specifically talking about QO.

>make new general
>literally nothing to talk about this dead game
really makes you spark your brain cells

>tfw always root for my boy Jimbo on every team he was in
>tfw hate Bulba so fucking much tho
>tfw not sure if I want to cheer for Team Onyx or not

Why do you hate Bulba? He's literally done nothing but play dotes. I mean sure, he's a bad player but when you look at what Jimmy and mason have done like, how the hell do you do even hate Bulba?

What really sells it is the change from support to core.

It's basically a placeholder team for everyone there except PPD. Apparently some /tf2g/ is trying to snatch up QO from it.

thoughts on pajkatt?

he's not even washed out at this point he always was shit

uhhh dotatards?

I think they have a legit shot at this if ppd actually tries here, and they get rid of jeyo and boris

What did mason do

fur

My thoughts are: I think we've finally found a weaker carry than Aui, in every possible and conceivable way

Guy's a shitter. God forbid you meet him in pubs.

LMAO BULLDOG LOOKS SO BETTER NOW

D-delete this
Delete it RIGHT NOW

why is sinned so cute, bros?

>he thinks thats cute

>be me
>be bad at dota
>stop playing dota
>life starts improving
>catch up in college
>get alright grades
>graduate
>become more social
>find my perfect girl
>get married and have beautiful children
>never been happier in my life
>havent played dota for 7 years
>come back
>"eh, i'll play a match, for old times sake"
>get addicted
>wife leaves me
>children won't call me or talk to me
>get frozen out of my family
>live alone
>get depressed
>lose my job
>living off the little i have left after the divorce
>mfw gf is trying to get me in jail with false rape accusations by spreading rumors to her friends and family
>mfw i wake up, order food, play dota, and go to sleep again
>havent done anything worthwhile in 5 months but this
>mfw i dont know when anything will change
>mfw i dont know if i'll end up in jail or not
>mfw i don't know when i'll see my family again
Dota is my escape.

ROUHAHA

Hey guys, I just started playing xd

what champ is the best one? i usually adc but i dont know who will fit me best

theres this garen guy with a spin and even an execute that deals true damage but ive tried to adc on him but he just doesnt hit hard enough lol

what to do guys?

I'm going to adapt this into a Reddit post.

REMINDER TO PICK WINDRUNNER SO SHE DOESN'T GET LONELY AND BECAUSE SHES THE BEST WAIFU!

also to avoid becoming the least picked hero in the game

THX! :3

The best thing is that you'll get thousands of upvotes, because hey, give people literally free internet points for getting "likes" it's not like people will LIE to get them, right?

DANDER
UP YOU'VE GOT IT

After it hits the frontpage I'm going to edit it into some stupid shit. Literally thousands of points AND you get to piss people off!

>any suggestion needs 1000 upvotes to get read by valve and get implemented into the game within 24 hours
why are you still posting here?

>tfw you lose but you lack the self insight to realize that you played poorly and deserved to lose

Because petty shit like "+400 health is a useless level 25 talent and should be replaced with +20 all stats" isn't relevant when half of Reddit plays WR and the other half plays supports.

>that pic
10/10

@167148953
Your shitposting is quite literally garbage

Pick WR

>Puck can buy 3 Null Talismans in lane and transition them all into core items
Thanks Valve.

We won
You lost

>their Viper ate our Riki and Spectre alive
>I tried to create space for our Earth Spirit, but Viper kept shutting me down
>I didn't start dying until they were pushing our ancient

It honestly wasn't my fault. I did all the support shit, I warded, bought cour and upgraded as soon as it was avaliable, bullied Razor and Troll away from the creepwave, and denied over half of our creeps.

how do you get into this game without wanting to kill yourself for being a handicap for your team every game

Play against bots, use the in-game tutorials, study strats and gameplay on youtube, pick easy heros like Sven or Dragon Knight

youtube.com/watch?v=JB64z43I1mc

We finally know what is going on behind the scenes

>tfw played over 50 games of darkmoon and losing to invoker each time
>starting to dream about invoker throwing tornados at me and finishing me off with sunstrikes
I want off this ride.
PLEASE

watch pro games and pay attention during the draft, you'll learn a lot

understand this for once you stupid animeneet: there's two things that kill invoker

SILENCES/HEX

RIGHT CLICKS

if your team couldnt beat him is because you've lacked one of these or both

>DARK MOON

>mfw I beat Dark Moon on Day 1

Buy the Battle Pass

What do you guys think of accel world? Is that a good anime? Does EE like it?

Do you have the emoticon or not?
I don't think you have it.

Yes, but I had to go back and beat it again to claim the emote when they added it.

Mr.President: "I'm not sure what monkey king does, he just jumps around does some stupid stuff.."
"I mean, I understand what his spells do, but for what reason did we need this hero in the game, that's basically what I'm asking"
INAUGURATE HIM ALREADY

>tfw i wanna learn you but i better not touch
>tfw i wanna pay you but my senses tell me to stop
>tfw i wanna win you but i want it too much
>tfw i wanna play you but your players are venomous POISON!
>tfw they're poisons running through the game
>tfw they're poison
>tfw i don't wanna break these chains
Basically dota for me

Singsing is streaming
>tfw im a few minutes late

>watching singsing when zai is streaming

>have beaten the Dark Moon mode 3 times with a reliable stack
>mfw dotards on /d2g/ crying about it being impossible

it's all about bursting the last 20% which pubs can't do because they're panicking and catching spells like pokemons

Mum yells at me for not shoveling snow but i was in a hour long game

Now shes mad what do i do

They should at least fix the fucking magic resistance bug

>wave 15
>bkb to resurrect people
>clicking on the thombstone does nothing

amazing event valve
keep it up

if monkey and rubick attack each other while tree dancing on the same tree monkey turns invisible (cant be targeted by players, but creeps and towers still attack)

It's relatively easy with a good stack, but people seriously expect to beat it with a bunch of random players

tell her to shut up and make you some tendies

sing is playing with his """"""""""friends"""""""""" again.
I MISS SOLOQ SING

>Bulldog has to do everything with that annoying aussie whore.
I miss Soloq dong.

Does valve give two shits about mmr boosting?

I started playing on EUW instead of USE because of my sleep schedule, and HOLY SHIT europeans are so bad at dota.

I'm 5.5k on USE and the 5k players on EUW play like literally monkeys. I'm not sure these guys ever look at the minimap as the amount of times I've seen teammates die to enemy ganks that we have full vision of is mindblowing. Also everybody flames so fucking much on EUW for no reason too.

she lives with him

...

golem get ye gone

Totally explains why NA imports all their pros.

>she
I thought it was a trap.

Is it possible to use your phone as a mic in dota in some way? My mic stopped working and I need to shout at russians.

What I said is unrelated to the pro scene obviously. Just that in pubs at least, europeans seem a lot worse than NA players at the same MMR.

missing the peruvians already yankee?

that would require more than 3 people actually picking visage regularly though

sure dude whatever you say lmao

Now every commend to me shows as 4 in profile, that's right?

>tired of peruvians
>queue on euw
>mid storm, in perfect english, explains that he will now intentionally feed mid because weaver stole his cs
>the next game, my team of perfect english speakers, after getting 2 pickoffs, decide to autistically teamfight at the rax and shrine instead of FOCUSING the rax, resulting in the melee rax getting to 2% health, and no one finishing it, and us wiping 5v3 into 5v5 when the 2 dead respawn
>after this happening 4 more times, we lose
>in both games, the enemy team all chats in russian
Ok so im done with this continent, thanks for playing

EUW is no different than the US servers, we have eastern europeans, russians, middle easterns (not swedes or germans) and the worst of all turks. Sometimes it's better to queue on the russian server because the turks despise the russians, though you can sometimes get into matches with mongolians.

Monkey King needs to be reworked so fucking badly. It's mindbogglingly stupid how there is literally no way to itemize to counter his tree-jumping mechanic. Wards are hardly a real counter.
If Monkey King is sitting in the trees by your mid tower, there is literally NOTHING, you can do about it unless you picked a hero with a tree clear or flying vision mechanic.
Monkey King's design is irrefutable proof that Icefrog has retired.

Are the new heroes good in Dark Moon?

Fuck dark moon.

jugger has 5% heal ward and 35% double dmg, paired with BF, satanic, moonshard and daedelous you will be unstoppable.

Leshrac is very powerful i feel like. He can carry thru 1-14. And he adds a lot to the gold rounds with edict and his ulti.

too bad hes a shit fucking hero
also
>there is literally NOTHING, you can do about it unless you picked a hero with a tree clear or flying vision mechanic

there a lot of heroes that absolutely need to be countered
just pick shadow demon and scout him out

>there a lot of heroes that absolutely need to be countered
Such as? The only hero that is similarly difficult to play against is Tinker.

i just found a bug shit is easy as fuck

According to the top 100, jug and lesh are really good.
SF, bristle, and legion are okay. About on par with sniper
Veno, WD, and storm are absolute unpickable dogshit

what's the new best team composition?

probably lesh + disruptor (for the gold rounds plus they both build orchids)

and 3 heavy right click heroes

proof in case you cucks think i'm """"lying""""

The vast majority of winners are compositions of Disruptor + Medusa + Lesh + Jug + Someone else
Fifth hero varies a lot between sniper, techies, PA, ect. it doesn't matter as much as long as it's not a total shit hero