/wowsg/ - World of Warships Admiral

>Epicenter ONLY
No shitposting in the OP please

>Tears of the Desert
No shitposting in the replies either please

Iowa class battleships were so wide that they had only 6 inches of space to spare in Panama canal, which means if you stood on the edge of the deck someone from the shore could give you a handjob

I know it's a meme, but watching this makes me want to play destroyers.

And racing games

Play racing game to maintain your mental healtiness

...

qt

>My dick not long enough to touch Iowa's lewd body from the shore.

mfw

ooooo

O7
youtube.com/watch?v=7XmDYJBZZdc

Non-shitter Veeky Forumschat when?

Join Raptor's super unicum discord

raptor's non-unicum discord is dead

if you're asking for a non-shitter chat then odds are you're a shitter

Why?
All the unicums already have dedicated div groups anyway.

I'm unicum and I'll div with anyone above blue

We may never know

WG stop fucking around with your API reeeeeeeeee

Someone give me the name of a SEA player who has played the tier 6 Mutsuki pre-line split, please.

>came for /b/ years ago
>turned to everlasting summer
>discovered /v/ after a while
>pretty comfy
>explored Veeky Forums
>actually interesting talks/shitposts without nazimods or vote brigading like leddit

If there's a thread about a game I consider buying, I'm asking some general questions there first. So far it worked.

Haifuri.

I played some Mutsuki I think

i came for /b/, stayed for /mlp/ and now post here

>Jingles perpetuating the "Izumo is bad" meme
reeeeeeeeee

Haifuri is not a SEA player. There were also no Mutsukis in Haifuri.

Apply yourself.

Name?

Hi Fellow Captains,
Few questions I want to ask you.
First, I play a lot of wit, and since there I have a job and I was not in the mood to farm again tons of xp to get nice ships.
So I buy the Dunkerk and Tirpitz.
But the facts are, since I skip many times into farming in not quite good. I'm looking for advices.
I only play Battleship.
Also I want the Missouri and the Yamato, but don't want to farm lower Jap tiers. So I only play my two Battleships, and with the Xp and money get, I plan to take one or the other. But should I take the Yamato or the Mo first?
Can I get my Veeky Forums bonus code, I'm on the EU server.

happy_merchantman

>as easy to spot as grand curry
>cant return fire running away
>huge shell catching paper thin deck
>absolutely bland everything, even the barrel size
izumo as large helicopter collider hull when?

But there's a player called Haifuri on SEA.

are you blue? green? this is kinda important

what are your feelings towards mushashi

>but don't want to farm lower Jap tiers.
Low tiers like what? The Fuso/Nagato/Amagi are great fun.
Free XPing to the worst part of the game is just dumb.

Good bow armor
Workable speed
>turning and running away in a high-tier BB
Sanic turrets

It's not awesome but it's hardly horrible minus its aesthetics, which admittedly are pretty puke.

Fine. There is no player on SEA named "Haifuri" who has actually played a game.

This is bait. What are the chance of it being copy pasta from reddit?

Where can I know that?

he is absolutely right for skipping kawaiichi and miojo

Hey that's a pretty nice coincidence because you should fucking kill yourself.

look at warships.today on op

post wtr

Yeah, but there's a pretty huge difference between skipping to like T5 and skipping all the way to T10.

>WG removes old IJN DDs from their list of ships and ship IDs
>HOWEVER, the individual player data from those old IJN DDs are still there
Holy fuck, get your shit together.
>warships.today removes all old IJN DD data from their servers BUT ONLY FOR ASIA
Holy fuck, get your shit together.

What is the optimal range for Yamato?
Less than 20km I start getting spammed by flamethrowers, but farther than that and can only hit bounces and overpens. At 8km or less my turrets don't even turn fast enough to fight anything moving so why do they keep telling me to go charge and knifefight?

That's how special SEA is.

I'd like to keep my hatsu stats.

Like 15km I've found.
The flamethrowers aren't a problem unless you're sitting in the middle of like 6 of them.

>tfw going yar har on a Yamato with a Bismarck
>good luck traversing friendo

You will. It will just take more work from my end of things.

Not sure what to do about SEAfriends. I guess I'll just give them NA server averages again.

>fail div
>complain when fail divs don't go your way

>tfw stats will drop because played solo during the weekends during an event

they will all become superunicums

>try to rig MM by diving with a T4 CV in a Texas
>complain when you and another div doing the same thing get fucked and put into a T7 game
It's for the best.

I have nightmare about stock tank, in wot i don't want to do this again. If i buy the Yamato i buy every ships of the branch and keep them. It's the part when you farm the elements I want to skip.

jokes on you, i always play solo and my stats cant crash!

;_;

Then just free XP all the upgrades for each ship as you go and start the grind off for each one with an already fully upgraded ship. You don't have to go straight to T10 to avoid stock grinds.

My last fight with a Bisko was kinda funny actually.
>catch him full broadside while coming from behind an island
>20k hp left on him
>he turns around and charges
>oh I see what you want to do
>turn just a little, he completely misses the suicide charge
>shot him in the side again, but only 16k damage out of it
>doesn't give up and chases after me
>back gun almost finished turning
>suddenly shit ton of shells out of nowhere and Bisko explodes
>friendly Amagi: that felt good that fucker had been hounding me the whole game

>Play solo
>Still Unicame

no

I will remember the first yamato I ever fought.
>ambush him around a island
>I'm broadside to him matching speed
>his guns are trying to full traverse from the other broadside to me
>200+ secondary hits

We are about a year and a half since OBT and we still have shitters whining about CVs. Really firing my neurons.

>tfw statskun will update and my wr dropped from 53 to 51%

>tfw statskun will update and my wr rose for both solo and overall

I don't understand what information do you need? The link to my page?

>enemy team has a div of 3 kutozovs and another div of 3 belfats
>our team has a single dive of 2 sharns and assorted US and German cruisers
guess who won

>Enemy get top tier clan while you get some random shitters

>French BB line still not announced

>he doesn't play on alt accounts to escape the learning curve

Do you even Lunatic?

>people who pick a ship and then tell their divmates what to play and what not to play
>even though they're getting carried and only in the div because they don't stop begging until someone plays with them

Post a screenshot of somebody doing that.

gosh no.

look way below the page and tell me the wtr of your fave ships.

560 for the Tirpitz and 684 for the Dunkerque.
I realize that I'm pretty bad at this game...

>tfw no tall qt hotel gf

That's the first step to getting good.

maybe, those are some pretty fucking awful numbers holy shit

Tier 1 to 8 WR: >55%
Tier 9 and 10 WR:

Ottoman Empire BB line first!

TIer 9 and 10 is very unforgiving. One mistake and your ship explodes. Also everyone divs in T10.

Tier 9 and 10 are shit fucking awful, dont bother with them. They require more """"""strategy"""""" to play well

Never skip entire ships, just skip the stock hulls.

Whatever you do, you lose.
Also, has weekend started early this week?

you'd have a really bad time at T10

>Whatever you do
Did you try getting good?

Did you try not being solopubbing chump?

>tfw shitter with no hope

I often fight tiers IX X with the Tirpitz, which is pretty hard.

why the fuck do all those weeb girls fail at eating yoghurt

WHERE THE HELL IS STATS-KUN

>enemy BB makes fun of me why I'm rushing him in a burger cruiser
>ram him

lmao got 'em

>Sub 1k battles

You're not necessarily an eternal shitter when you're just starting out.

>shitter tales in wowsg

Funny thing is that i was in a two man div but teams are just too bad for my hard carry.
I even had a match where i capped both points and their CV suicided early into the match but since our baBBies wouldn't leave A line, our frontline crumbled.

That's a nice Gab

I only got this way from years of honing my autism to the detriment of my social life and sex life.

Dont be like me.

>be DD
>wrecking other DDs shit
>kill three, the fourth at ramming speed
>Hotel Yankee
>he rages about it in chat while I toot toot on

Do we even have a tripfag?

>66% wr
>good

DONT

BE

LIKE

ME

>there are people who don't just play botes with friends all the time