ITT: evil car things you do

>Driving up to traffic light controlled crossroads
>Lights on green
>Travelling at a calm and cool 30mph
>Blink! Yellow light
>Car in front floors it to enter junction before it trips to red
>Tailgates to enter junction as well
>Just slow down a bit to make sure the car behind you doesn't either
>Car behind locks on because lights are red
>MFW

>Single lane highway
>Boy racer pulls out and tries to overtake multiple cars
>Oncoming traffic
>Guy in front closes up gap ahead slightly so he can't merge in
>Racer boy forced to drive off the road on the oncoming traffic side

>This faggot

one day I will kill the faggots that do this

This is the thread name
>ITT: evil car things you do

It isn't
>ITT: Christian motoring advice

I respect every speed limit when people tailgate me.

>2 lanes going one way in town
>pedestrian crossing
>stop momentarily before the crossing to hoax someone to pass you by on the second lane

If cops see you pass a car that's stopped at a pedestrian crossing, you're pretty much guaranteed to lose your license around here. Or get a hefty fine.

>pedestrian crossings without traffic lights on multilane roads
Ah yes, the much acclaimed third world.

Me too, but I also follow recommended cornering speeds when people tailgate me too.

>100 km/h Highway
>60 km/h corner, slow down
>Only begin accelerating once I've straightened the wheel

you can cause accidents by driving like a cunt you know

>Going slightly over speed limit
>Someone passes me using passing lane
>Get into passing lane and tailgate him aggressively until he switches to the right lane
>Pass him and get into the right lane

...

>letting everybody pass you up

Do you stop while they lift their leg to piss on your car as they fly by, cuckopean?

Why the fuck do you people do this shit?

>mfw someone does this on the highway and I don't want to pass in a corner

Devilish, I like it.

I live in Germany, it's everyone's god damn right to fly by others as fast as they damn well please.

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I just got tickets to see future and Migos. Should be lit

They need to take every opportunity they can to try and make up for their small penis

Hell yeah my dude! I'm jelly

I do this all the time, but I also go 5-15 over the speed limit depending on conditions, so it's more of a "Fuck this dude going 80 in a 55" type of thing.

The fact that it's almost always some tryhard in a grand am or something similar.

He's responding to them without giving them the satisfaction of a (you) you fucking moron.

Justice was served

>Get passed while already speeding like a mo
>Fly right up on their ass with my brights on

>stopped at light
>minivan behind me
>light turns green
>shift into reverse
>driver behind me freaks out and blasts his horn
>speed off

>get on the on ramp
>recklessly endanger lives by actually pressing the gas with some force and getting to highway speed quickly

KEK
You're doing the Lord's work user

I like to do this on hills with a manual transmission. Freaks a lot of people out.

>being tailgated
>there's that nice sweet spot where the lights come on but you're not actually in reverse
>no longer being tailgated

>2 lane road
>going lil over speed limit
>see speed racer behind me
>match speed of car next to me
>Tailgate the both of us

I only do this when people try to pass me on the right when the left is wide open.
t burg

At that point it's easier just to go single-file and let them by desu, no skin off my back to slow down for half a second and have no risk of being rear ended.

There`s just way to many, but I like to remind people how inferior they are and just generally fuck with everybody else on the road in all possible ways

>on highway
>pass a long chain of trucks while slightly above speed limit
>speed mcweed comes way above speed limit behind me, blinking headlights and tailgaiting me
>let off the gas, go to speed limit and take it easy

bonus: he tries doing the same to me, going in front of me and braking, but I just slow down even more

>That's illegal in most European countries you faggot

>not having fun on the daily commute

>getting upset over getting passed
>fun

Whoever said anything about being upset by it? They pass you, you pass them before you reach your exit. Or they chicken out.

Early morning commuting is a strange business. I think the lack of traffic cops makes people want to do stupid shit.

>overtaking at 130
you're the cunt in this story m8

>lack of traffic cops
You'd be shocked at the amount of times I've seen cops sitting on the side of the highway at 4:30am

I do the same thing, but only for faggots going 40 over, because fuck them.

If you were indifferent about it you'd be able to let them pass you without getting into a race with them. But really it's a self esteem issue.

Why do you care what other people do?

Cry me a river, dickface.

t. boi racer

Because getting upset enough about traffic to not let people pass you and calling others cucks when they argue for rational driving is a mindset that leads to aggression, and aggression leads to damage.

But you can sit here and tell us we have self esteem issues because we aren't just letting reckless drivers drive recklessly?

> Tailgater
> Twisty roads
> Wet weather
> I'm not gonna go over 60
> Get to dual carriageway
> Foot down
> 70
> 80
> 90
> 100
> Tailgater realises they're doing that speed and drops back
> I keep going

> Early morning commute
> Tailgeter (again) while I'm doing over the limit
> Don't slow down for corners
> They panic-brake and drop pack
> I carry on as normal
> They catch up again on the straight
> Next corner, I keep going, they brake
> They get angry and overtake on a straight single-lane section
> I cruise past them on the next bit of dual carriageway after catching up around bends
> Cruise through lights after leaving them behind on a red

> Motorbike to work
> Split lanes through traffic
> Jump queues because 2wheels
> Out-accelerate cars with my tiny engine and no weight
> Slip into bus lane
> 40MPH past all the stopped cars
> Slip into traffic as it ends
> Split lanes and overtake more queues
> Cruise home
I fucking love my commute home only taking 20 minutes rather than 40-90.

fucking madman be like every one else and merge on to the highway doing 50

babykiller

> downshifting and shooting my vtec smoke into a muscle cuck's face

Feel's good

Enjoy your death, bro

Christian Motoring Advice HAHAHAHHAHA!!!! Not on Veeky Forums my friend.

it's a yuropoor, 130 kph is only like 80 mph.

Speed up then you fucking douche bag. You seriously need to be the victim of some road rage.

>regularly do twice the speed limit on my daily commute for no reason
>ride in and pass in far right lane on highway because cucks consistently drive 10 below the limit in the left lane
>pass in the middle lane even if driver in front is doing the speed limit or above
>pass in carpool lane
>hard brake check people who are even moderately close to the back of my car
>don't roll forward in traffic unless absolutely necessary (this one is the only one I ever get flipped off for surprisingly)
Sometimes I feel legitimately bad for how much of an asshole I am on the road.

Not here. The earliest patrol I've seen anything at all was a bit past 6, and the cunts who set up radar traps don't start till 8.

It probably varies from state to state but revenue raising is only the second function of our traffic cops; it serves primarily as a dumping site for officers they can't get rid of because "being an insufferable cunt nobody wants to work with" isn't a breach of the rules.

I see no issue as long as you're not disrupting the flow of traffic.

>going wangan
>in a econobox
>sacre Audis on the Autobahn
>downshift into second gear while drivin 80km/h
>take corners way to fast

this is illegal you know

>someone tries to overtake
>start accelerating lightly and prevent him from it
Why do you drive slow enough to be overtaken and still be able to accelerate fast enough to accelerate fast enough to stop him?

On the flip side I've blown past them going 15-20 over the limit and they didn't even flip their headlights on, so I'm sure it's just scare tactics.

>hold up a green light for 6 seconds.
>everyone loses their shit behind me.
never get's old.

>someone tailgates me
>left foot brake while hitting the accelerator hard
>person stops tailgating

Can't wait for someone to just floor it into your bumper. I hope it causes massive damage to your spine when it happens.

I wish just once someone would tailgate me when I'm not on my way to work and don't have time to just mash the brake and let them smash into me. I have full coverage and gap insurance so what do I care?

>Audi in front of me
>driving 100mph-ish
>tailgate Audi in a econobox
>Audi wants to go faster
>accelerates and brakes constanly due to traffic
>still not faster than me

I don´t, so I care a bit more than you.
Also I could get sued for doing something like that.

>Also I could get sued for doing something like that.
That's my only other fear besides being late for work and without a vehicle until the insurance check comes in.

Kappa

Kappa1

>subtly trigger autists with infallible b8
>watch them sperg n project to a point beyond obsession

evil o things i do :^)

here's one i do on the regs
>driving super slow when being tailgated
>approaching intersection
>time it so light is just about to turn red
>floor it leaving them stuck at the red

maximum satisfaction when well executed

Welp, it's not gonna happen, even if it did by bumper would just be fucked, but i'd be 100% fine, stay triggered.
lmao, i should try that.

Keeepo

At least I'll have fun before I die. Motorbiking is fun as fuck.
I have more fun on a bike commute than you do in a month. If it's raining, I just take the car instead.

>it's nighttime
>being tailgated
>press brake pedal slightly where the light comes on but the pads do not contact the disk
>not slowing down
>tailgater blinded by my led tail lights
>visibly confused as his Pavlovian instinct forces him to slow down but I am moving away from him
>lift off brake pedal
>he accelerates and catches up
>repeat the process
>he slows down again

fag

Now just follow up with
>After a few times of this happening
>Apply handbrake gently to slow down with no brake lights

>there are people on Veeky Forums right now that have such low self esteem they have to try to prevent people from passing them on a daily commute

>see a freshly washed white riced out shitbox
>take race lines on the turns and kick up gravel and dust

>let tailgaters pass me
>start tailgating them

>be tailgated (always by new Jeeps)
>come to stop on any incline
>rollback into tailgater before driving off

Chrome bumper shitboxes are the best. One day I'm going to make a bad judgement call though, and have my head smashed in by some swole brah.

that is brilliant

You could engine brake as well, just rev it up close to your rev limiter with your inertia.

>long line of cars coming up
>tailgater hot on my bmw badge
>coming in hot
>switch lanes rapidly without signalling
>SMASH
>adversary eliminated

>night time
>tailgate some turd in the left lane who has no place being there
>tilt chinkshit xenonlights full dickmode.

>Hold my position in the right lane, so people trying to yield have to slow down/stop and wait for me to pass.
Right of way, bitches.
>The moment the light turns green, I go, regardless of any idiots who tried to run a red still in the intersection.
Gimme that insurance money.

I've always wanted to do this to someone. Seems like it would work best with some ricer trying to race you.

>Gimme that insurance money.
I do that too. Oh, how I'd love to get a new car on someone else's dime.

>at lights
>mazda 2 cuts me off right as the light goes green
>hes going like 70-75 in a 60 zone
>Speed up neck to him
>overtake him
>Its some old man
>break down to 60
>see in my mirror he motions to slit my throat
>lmao
>every time he tries to overtake me i speed up or just overtake him again

thats what you get for cutting me off in the middle of a fucking intersection you retarded old man

>Go to Walmart
>All one way lanes in the parking area
>Hold down each lane right in the middle
>Block idiots from going the opposite way down the aisles
>They go defcon 5 rage mode every time

>be driving my old modified volvo
>getting tailgated by soccer mom in an suv
>already going 20kph above speed limit on single lane mountain highway
>slowly increase speed
>she's still on my bumper
>continue increasing speed knowing there's a corner coming
>rip around bend going 180kph with a slight tire screech
>watch gleefully as soccer mom fish tails, over corrects, then almost slams into the inside cliff wall
>she keeps her distance the rest of the way

This just in: Whiplash doesn't exist

Beautiful.

>Driving through a canyon run
>dodge charger up ahead being a turtle
>pass through the opposing lane and continue commute
>Charger speeds up to tailgate
>once the corners come he instantly stops

Kek towards all the Cali drivers who only know how to go fast on a straight line.