/owg/ - Overwatch General

It's actually pretty bad.

How accurate is this?

New heroes when Jeff?
Also please hire Kojima as your lead writer, Chu is a hack

I love Hana.

I will say it does have the potential to be a good game.

But Blizzard is the one in charge, so...

*is

ftfy

She smokes because of shitters like you

*plop*

Ugh

Where is the Widowmaker skin?

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We tried to make her quit smoking.
1/2

SHARING CHOCOLATES

It's the best moba currently

All doctors smoke like trains

Give up Randy

Suck on my Lijang Tower.

It didn't work out

Do Diamonds, Masters and GMs never play QP?

I always check the ranks of my teammates in the hopes of some GM steamrolling the enemy but it's only silver (if they even play comp)

torb last had me giggling.
zen almost had me.

Let her keep the cigs or else

Why would you pair Mercy with anyone aside from Genji?

She clearly loves Japanese meat.

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Things D.VA defense matrix can't block
>Lazer
>freeze ray
>a hook

>things it can block
Sound

He knows that you have a lot of questions about the matchmaking system.
youtube.com/watch?v=eIIDvvOP4HA

Master and GM is all I get in qp

So pair Mercy up with Hanzo and force Genji to watch?

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>I'll let you use my thick, strong thighs as ear warmers

>Winston
>Not "Hi there"

>you will never witness a 3-0 win for your team in ctf

been grinding it all night, no luck. maybe i will just uninstall.

I need healing

Both of you are wrong
The real answer is shimadacest

Because two attractive women are better than one

What fetishes do you think the overwatch heroes have
I bet tracer is into being dommed tbqh

But, Hanzo is a raging murderer.

Enemy team will always be filled with GMs in quick play.

The only way to get it is snowballing. As soon as you get the enemy team catch the flag and keep pushing them to their spawn so they start staggering.

Why would Genji date a 37 year old alcoholic? Is he really desperate?

And Mercy can revive people, so it works out.

So, MercyxGenjixPharah?

Difference between SFM and in-game model

You get matched with similar ability players in qp. If you're gold you'll be matched with people around gold give or take a few hundred points

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She can't revive herself.

How should I be playing D.Va now
>inb4 you shouldn't
For real though.

Chu is

Then nothing of importance was lost.

Carefully.

>1 inch penis that won't satisfy either
In your dreams chink

>get high elo by just playing torb atk and def.
>used to be able to silence people with "this is fucking 2000s anything works m8"
>now people flame and tilt if they see ke even pick torb.
>automatically assumed to be a troll.
>dont have any skill with other characters.

Well im out of luck.

Genji can literally install 2 monstrous cyberdongs on himself. Such are wonders of technology

>implying Mercy wouldn't give him a soda can-sized robo schlong
baka

why the FUCK does this happen

>implying playboy Genji didn't fuck bitches on the regular
>implying Mercy didn't modify him into a fucking machine for extra pleasure
>implying Genji didn't get any tips from his master

You are chosen for picking the hero/heroes the next short is going to focus on
Who will it be and what will it be about?

Yeah its called a strapon and mercy can wear one too

Maining is cancer and you deserve it.

Please be more specific

how about some lore chu

>I need healing

I feel you.

>100+ hours on torb
>70% win rate
>only play him on defense never attack
>according to overbuff 93rd percentile (top 7% in the world)
>still get flamed

I don't even play him as much as I'd want in competitive to avoid team tilting and them throwing. I give in and say fuck it, for the team I'll switch.

I just tell them im a torb god

Torb

I don't care what he's just my favorite hero. And yes I know he has a comic but I want a short

Pharah pls

I broke my arm snowboarding today.
Who should i main for the next 1.5 month?

>damage control

Mercy wants some juicy Japanese dick and Genji wants some sweet Swiss pussy.

Seems like more of a difference than I was expecting.

Torb.
If his dick is machine, natural, or cyborg and how it satisfies his wife.

>cheeky my nandos

what did she mean by this?

Reinhardt or Mei

Something banana related

It will be about Lucio's glorious revolution. It will feature gratuitous beheadings, sick grinds, giant explosions, and a full-penetration sex scene between Sombra and a 4 foot tall fat old man.

D.va. The first half is a huge battle scene with her fighting the omnic kaiju alongside a couple other MEKA pilots, one or both of whom don't make it. Afterwards she's shown surrounded by fans and she's unfailingly polite and energetic, not even faltering when the subject of her dead squadmates comes up. The short ends with her locking herself in her room and sobbing.

Everyone has a main. Your main is who you play the most, you MAINLY play them. The people that are cancer are the ones who only ever play one hero. That's who you're talking about I'm guessing

2bh I want Raiden from MGR more than I want Genji

the new buffed bastion is perfect

Sure jan

As an avid masterbaiter.

You need a gaymen mouse with buttons on it.

I want to be barely acceptable to Symmetra.

Roadhog

Seems correct

Yeah, Raiden was fucking badass in MGR -- reads the post you were responding to. Oh...okay then...

The snowboarding master.

>join comp
>wait for a couple of teammates to pick first so I help round out the team
>all of them lock in immediately to 2/2/2 meta minus 1 tank
>alright, maybe I'll just take another second to choose a tank
>one of them gets on mic
>"oh, good, user is a Rein main, we're good to go"
>lolwut, check my own comp profile
>Rein is my most played only because apparently I choose him every time I have to round out a team
I didn't ask for this

yeah, even if I couldn't get the same expression on the lips, the jawline and overall head shape is pretty different

No one will ever git gud at every hero. There is nothing wrong with maining a hero or several. There is something wrong with instalocking someone you're good with (or think you're good with) and never switching off despite the hero not being effective.

It's pretty antilolz

>playing Sombra on defense anubis
>no healer everyone is attacking classes
>decide to just spend my time hacking health packs
>end up with eight thousand healing
>enemy team votes for my healing card too

Sombra is really a support, and Sym is really an attack character now

i got an old razer naga somewhere, you think it could work out?