THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

i-is this real

>People somehow still care about Mitsubishi
What the fuck Pajeet.

Oh dear

so it's like

a dodge journey then?

Front half just looks like an Outlander. Why the hell is Mitsubishi resurrecting that name for a fucking crossover.

NO ONE CAN ESCAPE THE CROSSOVER TRANSITION
SOON WE WILL ALL DRIVE ONE

>silhouette of a car on a dark background
>COMING SOON
When is this Jewlywood-esque marketing meme going to fucking stop

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And who the FUCK STARTED IT

>another fun jap car gone into the wind

DELET THIS

Crossovers sell
What's the fucking problem you 8 autists?

t. cuck

Because crossovers are cancer.

>1997
Mitsubishi LanEvo IV, Galant VR-4, Eclipse, FTO, 3000GT
>2017
Eeeee... 2.0l ASX?

How could Mitsubishi fuck up so badly?

Japanese suits are strange. They're usually either totally stuck in their ways and the company dies slowly or they go fucking nuts and ruin everything.

Because nobody cares about cars like that except people like us. And a bunch of nu-males who only buy cars that are minimum 15 years old don't really matter to the people that are trying to sell brand new cars. Sad but tru

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Thats why they sell so much right?

Lots of people smoke. That must mean smoking is good!

>Meanwhile the WRX, STI, focus RS, golf GTI are still out and selling
>Hurr Durr no one wants them!

Even if that were true. A brand needs a flagship vehicle.

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If Mitsubishi announced a new Evo the motoring world would go fucking nuts and they would sell in droves all over. I don't really get why Mitsubishi is so scared. Who the fuck is working at their analysts dept?

Yes. Cancer tends to spread fast. See crossovers. It's like the meme DRL shapes, e-nannies, the amount of stationwagon variants in Europe and """"""""eco friendly"""""""" hybrids. Lookin' at you, Outlander PHEV

BWAHAHAHAHAHA MITSU FAGS BTFO

I for one, would not buy an Evo over a subie

t. former evo owner

I've realized something.

we are coming full circle.

in the 80's and 90's, SUV's boomed in popularity.

now Crossovers are slowly taking the top spot.

in another 20 years or so, wagons might suddenly replace the Crossover and regain their spot

>Eclipse
>Used to be a fun little coupe
>Mitsubishi decides to rape the name by putting it in a fucking crossover

JUST

Please make a new gen Lancer Evo as a thrir do row CUV next!

No man the eclipse sucks it's too small... . I need it to be a suv :(

>mfw
Why is this cancer still spreading? Crossovers are just higher riding hatchbacks or wagons but with worse performance, fuel economy, and looks. What do people see in these abominations of motoring?