/hsg/ - Hearthstone General

Stop playing Shaman

Buy more packs!

Reminder that playing F2P is STILL helping Blizzard!

Reminder that even just watching Hearthstone streams is STILL helping Blizzard!

Starve the beast!

>be jaraxus
>10 cost kazakus potion
>gain 10 armor and revive 3
>3 infernals
>instaconcede
feelsgood

Only when you make your game playable.

tfw got banned for posting this spicy meme in /hsg/ a few weeks ago.

he does it for free lma0.

>stop playing the best meta deck
what did he mean by this?

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>Heh, greetings.

>Brode never heard anyone say early game weapons were overpowered
>meanwhile people complain about Win Axe since forever

Purchase more packs

>Brann Dragon OP
>Op Discovers Burgle
>Burgle generates Swarmer and Sensei

Burglar Rogue getting outRNG's by Priest. I love it.

I'm 100% straight but Edwin is hotter than Vanessa

thats hot

Savijz gets to fuck that. ITS NOT FAIR

>streamer playing aggro shaman is complaining about people playing shaman

Oh boy.

why do they call it ronald mcdonald mage

because it's a clown fiesta

Being a new player at rank 20 must be torture right now. I bet 80% of them quit during the first day

Because Jaina and Ronald McDonald are both clowns.

blizzard is happy if 99% of players quit as long as the remaining 1% spend money

they are too stupid to realize that it is better to get more people to spend a little money, than a small amount of people to spend a lot of money

Neither of us have any actual data to support that, but I doubt a company that prints money didn't do their research. Blizzard has shown time and time again that they will push and push and push until they squeeze all the money they can before the consumer finally breaks, at which point they issue an apology or some shit, get the people back and repeat it.

Supposedly they made close to 400 million dollar on Hearthstone alone. Blizzard is extremely greedy, not stupid.

>Supposedly they made close to 400 million dollar on Hearthstone alone. Blizzard is extremely greedy, not stupid.
No they are stupid, because they could make that same amount of money, but have the game be good and friendly

instead they want to make a lot of money fast, and discard the game

hearthstone could have been the digital CCG for 20+ years, instead it will die after enough rotations

this year could be the tipping point

memes vs memes
memes win

Agreed. All it takes is a bit of rot to spoil a big fruit.

blizzard literally employs psychologists and data scientitst to finetune their virtual skinner box to extract as much wealth from as many possible people for as long as possible

who needs happy customers when you can have monies

we all know they hire pizza delivery men and cosplayers

>playing hunter
>topdecking rag on t8 with opponent 8hp left
>emoting until rope

Wew being friends with him must be fun.

he wasn't a friend

Why the FUCK do people praise the Discover mechanic? It makes counterplay impossible, especially when you have shit like Courier. It's no better than random generation.

happy customers => more money
I have around 6 months to spend money on Hearthstone and the last time i did i only spent 10$ but i would gladly buy their product if i saw improvement

would you rather have joust?

People don't praise discover for being able to counter play it. They praise it for allowing counterplays through discover.

It was fun at first, specially since they weren't so busted, sometimes you would play a card that would never see play otherwise

Then Team 5 caught wind people liked discover and started shitting out more and more cards with it, actually powerful cards

And suddenly you aren't able to play around anything

what deck do I play for an EZPZ win in this week's Brawl?

>DeerNadia
Geez she looks crazier every year

being a degenerate whore will do that, day of the rope when

>new tavern brawl gift exchange
>warlocks can kill cards using their 1-2 mana b/s cards
>shamans can treat their chests like additional totems

How does one even compete as a Mage?

You didnt let me finish

Crazier good every year! GOTTEM
Nadia is hot as FUCK

Priest can instantly clear the board dummy

It's all we have left for wacky stories after wacky story staples like shredder and skill portal rotated out

holy fuck you just schooled that kid

Why is her head so fucking huge?

just answer my question you faks.

what deck for an ezpz win in Brawl?

>Playing Brawl
>Soulfire box
>Get 1 mana Siphon Soul
>Siphon box, get free bane
>Bane gives me Illidan
>Coin Mortal coil
>T3 opponent concedes

Guys, I think I love lock again

Priest is such cancer in the brawl.
I love it.

Discover is nice while it has an extremely limited pool of cards. For example Rafaam or Jeweled Scarab. They things you can discover are limited so you know what to expect and play around the worst case scenario.

For example a Shaman drops the jeweled scarab. What's the worst case scenario? Another Hex. Play around another hex. Nothing else can really be as dangerous or tilt you.

On the other hand, Courier allows you to discover shit that discovers shit that discovers shit that gives you random shit that discovers shit that gives you random shit that just happens to perfectly counter the situation that you put that fucking mage in.

>Created by Cabalist's Tome Created by Babbling Book Created by Kabal Courier Created by Drakonid Operative Created by Kabal Courier

>have 50 card priest quest
>mirror match in brawl
>finish the quest in one game
It was fun.

Now I wish I unpacked 2 copies of the new alchemist for extra package clear.

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>When the super sekret tech works

Good old one of

iner fire combos plus confuse and shadow word:murlocs?

>have a beast quest
>play hunter
>get bullied by warlock in tavern brawl

Is Kripp the only good hearthstone streamer left? Dog used to be pretty good but he's soo boring lately.

You can tell every streamer is almost at the point of suicide thanks to this meta

Dog should just be a doctor, I mean I know he thinks he can just be one whenever but "wasted last 7 years of life playing Hearthstone and never even winning a single tournament" looks pathetic on a resume for med school.

You all would be dead inside too if you had to play hearthstone all the time because you build your career around it. Which is still a pretty dumb decision but that's where hearthstone streamers are right now.

>tfw Hwarthstone is dying and Bluzzard killed it.

Serves them right.

Hearthstone viewer numbers are down significantly from last year.

i noticed that too. Every streamer is at way lower numbers these days. /hsg/ is dead aswell so i guess Blizzard is slowly killing this game. If i were to blame something it would be their terrible expansions and departure from wow lore

>when you fuck warrior
feels good man

How the fuck one team made LoE and WotOG and shat out ONiK and MSoG after that

>one of rogue's best matchups
wow its fucking nothing

are you fucking stupid?

Pirate Warrior has like a 60% winrate against Miracle Rogue.

>ITT: autists that can't even construct sentences properly

Jesus this game really is dying

>No period at the end of your sentence.
sure thing holier-than-thou

Jesus, this, game, really, is, dying!

Put em up faggots. I'm gonna kick your fucking asses

hwo to play pirate warrirar?

I win 70% of the time just going face its kinda hilarious

>Mulligan for 1 drops
>Match cards in your hand to current available mana
>Go face

Congratulations, you too can now pay the 3rd strongest deck in the game.

So, I'm definitely late, but token druid is fun as fuck.
>Go ahead, AoE my fucking little shits
>I soul of the forested them
>And next turn I'm whisp of the old godsing them
>faggot

Egg Druid is a tier 1 deck in wild, dunno how Token Druid is in standard.

>new content at least 2 months away

>Two more months until Explorers, Blackrock and Grand Tourney fuck off to the shitbin

Honestly when the opponent topdecks an rng card and hopes to win the game then starts emoting I don't see it as BM more of an admission that this game is utter shit

>mfw just unpacked a golden Madame Goya

Who am I crafting bros :D

i cant even get satisfaction from winning anymore

not nu miracle fags, it practically never has dead turns and always innervates some bullshit on turn 2

Disenchant for Patches

80g quest
Jam#12983 on NA

>NA

Added ;)

>Not having a second account for Murloc purely to abuse WnL and CaF

Sent ;)

Golden Blubber Baron

Do I disenchant this fag

quest is over, sorry losers

>Nigger comes back in arena match due to getting the only card that could save him from Swashburgler RNG
>Thanks me when I concede

FUCKING FUCK OFF YOU FILTHY DISGUSTING NIGGER! YOU DIDN'T DESERVE TO WIN THAT AND YOU FCUKING KNOW IT