/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a spess station

>a /trash/ patron
who?

perhaps patron was a poor choice of words, how does piece of garbage sound?

There's some thread on /trash/ where the faggot asked for free PC games. Looks like a couple people recommended this game.

Poor bastard doesn't know what he's getting into, but I wish him the best of luck nonetheless, and hope he enjoys himself.

Let youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA set the tone.

Yes, it makes no sense as a singleplayer game.

You can start up a local server if you download the .zip of the code from the Github.
But that will also be "just you on an empty station."

ey thats my thread

>Last round of the night, time to pack it in
>NUCLEAR OPERATIVES
>Hahahatimeforkill.c90
>Five to ten minutes of TC shuffling and bickering later, find ourselves on the shuttle to the south of the station
>Take out tcomms without setting off an alert first
>No one can hear you scream in space
>Follow pointer to medbay, manage to herd the cats that are my fellow operatives along with me
>Murder murder murder
>About to break into maint via surgery to follow that fukken disk
>Captain opens the door we were just about to emag, opens fire on me with an e-gun
>I have an e-shield
>This is not as effective a tactic as he had hoped
>After being shot in various unfortunate parts of his anatomy, attempts to use his Hand Teleporter to escape
>Ends up lodged in a set of windows
>Goodnightnurse.sketchnick
>Got that fukken disk
>Door from Surgery into Medical opens with a hiss
>It's the fucking Head of Security
>Having apparently downed one of our comrades gone astray, chucks a foaming virus bomb into Surgery
>Don't move for fear of slipping, one of the two ops that have stuck with me uses his medgun to keep us alive
>Half a second before the foam disappears, the HoS slips
>Blow his brains out at point blank range
>Skedaddle back to the shuttle
>Set the nuke in engineering
>Evac with the two fine gentleman who stuck with me
>BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
>DistantExplosion.ogg

Hippie Station has its moments. My heart was in my throat when the HoS showed up.

Any other pulse pounding moments that y'all care to share?

>Your character preferences have not yet loaded.
what did he meme by this?

I won't do the story justice, but I once [legally obtained all access] as the mime and got the pinpointer, and decided to follow it. As I started getting farther away from the station going though the maint tunnels I started getting getting more and more paranoid. Luckily I had a spacesuit on already because it lead me to the armed nuke on solars. They forgot to take the disk out and I stopped the clock at 5 seconds and then immediately called the shuttle.

Go back to Hippie, faggots.

when does ailsa play
he's cute and fun and i want to play with him

>No fun allowed, the post
It's alright user. Know that, despite the lack of insight or apparent desire to expand your thinking illustrated by what you typed, I still think if I ran into you in person we'd be able to find a lot of common ground in the fact we count ourselves among an incrediably small minority that are aware SS13 even exists. Have a good night!

Yeah I really don't know what to do about my character preferences, maybe I downloaded something wrong

Restart your pc famalam

try a different character slot. That fixed it when i had that issue

whats that supposed to mean? ;~;

It's the small moments like that which keep bringing me back to this game. Once you reach a certain level of expertise with the controls and mechanical knowledge, one may call oneself Robust. However, True Robustness can only occur with a synergy of the former, and an opportunity to rise above your fellow spessmen. Well done you.

Ran outta wires, then some ass tracked blood and bullet shells on it. Remember to throw all traders into space before they litter.

What specifically is your issue?

Restart your computer

Sooner or later i'm gonna figure this out

Comfy borer round, yet again

Haven't been here in a while. Anything new added/changed? The last change I recall was adding exhaust to the shuttle, so if you broke the windows near the engines you'd fry everyone inside.

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Pretty good
I'm glad people still make wire art

I hearby excommunicate Agentofzog/(Bawka Gayjim from the Vox metaclub

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Ya it's pretty cool, we added a Changelog

>Want to play a little detective
>There's 3 officers so might as well
>one goes braindead, one kills himself, and the other becomes the captain

I think it's just me

Thanks senpai

>he trusted a ninja

You finally get home, looking forward to playing spess all day. You are lucky to sit down just before round start. You roll your favorite department and you eagerly look forward to having a productive shift. You then notice that Avada is also in your department.

How do you get rid of her?

>tfw only got 5 customers during the whole round
Rate the comf

I don't really care about avada

>Buy medbots
>Make some iron
>Use gauze
>Give no fucks
IF YOU CAN'T SLAM WITH THE BEST YOU GON' JAM WITH THE REST SON

Trickyprick with Chloral, 200u sleeptox, nick his ID, stick him in a chair in the bar. The admins will understand.

>Sec
>I'm HoS
Ask her to go out on patrol and let the graytide have her.

I play assistant
So that's normal

geee I love surgery taking over 4x slower

The nose looks like a butt

>CE hardsuit
wait what

>be qm
>normal qm shit
>stealing emitter because goats is faggy as fuck
>get turned to a ling
>dick around for fucking ever
>get guns
>try to give guns to other lings, Not takers
>try to get AEG kits
>r&d wasnt done
>wait an eternity
>Notice a trader advertising his wares
>try to recruit him to be my partner in crime
>give him the run down that he will kill people and see unspeakable horrors, Each one making him harder than the last in exchange for several thousand credits
>he accepts
>arm him up
>gank cargo tech slave with help of new merc
>later gank bartender that was a dick to tahki earlier while getting healing meds
>bartender almost escaped, Almost
>tahki says evangaline has 8 dev bombs
>try to buy some from her
>1000 credits for a bomb
>we pay
>gives us a fake bomb
>execute her on the spot
>devour her
>borer apparently was in her and alerted the borgs to valids
>as soon as i finish eating her a borg comes through the door
>by pure luck i get the flash before the borg 1 hits me
>empty a total of 3 AEGs into it
>By pure luck it dies
>in a harrowing escape manage to get to vox outpost
>change both me and tahkis UI using our ling powers
>see another trader.
>Let him live and tell him we mean no harm
>he escapes seeing avada in a bird brownsuit claiming to be tahki and evangyline in full armor and ofcourse betrays us.
>we manage to get suits from xenoarch
>as soon as we are ready to leave the borg from earlier fully repaired jumps us
>lagstorm of no other and the borg gets its 1 hit on me
>tahki manages to escape but gets killed on station

Thanks tahki for playing along. Lots of loyalty for a hired gun. Also evangyline we were planning to let you live. You just had to try to scam us and as so in teladi fashion you payed with your life

>Didn't laser though the airlock
>If you shot him with electrodes when possible he'd have been downed and trivial to kill instead of getting to sax away
>Didn't buy thermals as squad leader
>We were just about to emag
>We
>As in wasted crystals
It's all self-inflicted

4/10
Way too cramped, not nice to look at, no entertainment

I teach her how to be less shit at it.

Sorry I went captain. I just knew someone had to bite the bullet with the way heads were. I hope I didn't ruin things too much for ya.

do the basic chore thing that my department is expected to do
ask the HoP to transfer out or quit

>Det and RD don't have magboots on a fucking raid
>Electrodes firing on the outpost
>Not sure who's who so I don't shoot
>By the time it's clear you're shooting at us you've scooted into space
>Jeptpack equipped
>Jeptpack equipped
>Jeptpack equipped

Sorry, I can't hear you over the reverberating echoes of nuclear detonation.

But seriously, it's only fair to evenly distribute. In addition, I hadn't run into any officers, so the only tools I had at my disposal were my handy dandy C90 and Sketchnick

Watching you and the HoS get chain death stung was something else.

thing is i tried to run into space but the airlock there was one of those shitty cyclic ones and before i could weld the door the borg got me. If it wasnt for the borg my reign of terror would have continued

I was the PAI of the guy who called you out via borer network. Jesus christ I was scarred as fuck as my host sat stunned in the corner. I was dumping smoke out constantly.

It was one of those things where I knew that the AI was asimov so a kill would have bit me in the ass, I went in for the cuffing knowing a sting would probably come but "reveal" their ling status. No clue why the HoS was dicking around near it after a balant death sting.

server?

HoS wasn't too hot

I want to hug a waifu!

>Become PAI as observer.
>Become the chaplain's PAI.
>Someehat regret my existence as I find him to be a serious tider.
>Eventually get a borer bro in our hand.
>We run around untill it turns out the chaplain's nemesis fedoralord the atheist has defaced the chapel.
>We get in various skirmishes with him.
>Get arrested twice.
>After that it seems to cooldown.
>Have to stop the chaplain from just soaceing the warden's corpse.
>Manage this task but an atmostech steals it away.
>He is murdered by space carp as he leaves the station.
>We retrieve the warden and return him to where he belongs.
>Wander around as I dump tricord and coffee into his system.
>Keep asking to be put in a mrdibot.
>Never achieve my dream.
>Suddenly the borer tells him that one of the other borer's hosts is being succed.
>We call out Issac etc.
>Raid goes poorly only thing acomolished was blowing their cover.
>Help with the secborg's repairs.
>We hatch more borers to get some possible husks back into the round.
>The rest of the round is uneventful as we tide around.

PAI'S without a body are fucking shit. God damn all I could do is tricord smoke and crack open doors. For the love of god please review the PAI's personality page before downloading it. Sometimes it's better to just hand them off to sec, medbay, and cargo. Since they would have more uses rather than being a door opener.

Oh my god am I having a stroke?

How do you do chaplain on cult/vampire? Bless fuckloads of water tanks and chill in the brig?

It could've been worse, we did at least beat the fedora fag back.

such is life of PAI's and borers

Which one

Definitive server ranking
Veeky Forums > Urist > Baystation > powergap > Goon > Veeky Forums > Paradise > Colonial Marines > Apollo > Hippie > Yogs

Agreed we could have gotten murder/drug away and succed. As far as I can tell the only way to stay in cover and still succ someone with a PAI and borer is to change appearance or EMP/salt them. This is of course assuming the PAI isn't already shooting you in the face from his backpack.

conflicts of interest.

Why should he give a damn what you want? You're his slave.

>Getting to the shuttle
>Friendly sec officer doesn't shoot me on sight
>Run into ass wizard and get changed into a borg
>Try to help sec officer in a shortcut through the maint tunnel
>Open a door
>ZAS blasts him into the darkness
>Never see him again
If you are reading this officer, I am so sorry

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I went towards escape where I was promptly shot to death by an apprentice.

I tried my best.

jesus.

he got his face blasted off with a plasma cannon so it's funny in the end.

the slave can turn into a tank if put into a mule bot etc

Are you trying to equate pais with borgs and normal AIs? As far as I'm concerned they're a peronality in a device. They can voice their preferences and opinions (wow it's almost as if you place these in the PAI sign up menu.) and the player picks the one that matches them best. And if he doesn't like it's lip he can just wipe it. Same for the PAI.

>They can voice their preferences and opinions
Yeah but the player who made them is under no obligation to give a shit about them. If they give you programmed directives and DNAprint themselves, you obey, even if you'd rather be a tank.

>never play doctor
>see no medbay staff
>become doctor
>paramedic scans patients for me and escorts them to surgery for me
>have wiki open and just do what it says
>get compliment at round end

is there a better feeling

Don't forget about the guy we beat to death because he tried to break into surgery.

I've spent the last 5 years in deep thought VG. I have read books on Valid Hunting. I have read books on Heavy RP. I have breathed in, and I have breathed out. I have 30 second rushed the Captains office, and stolen his ID and laser.

But over time. Over time I realized that the Valid Pill, and the RP Pill, were false choices.

I learned.

I learned what the point of the game was.

The point of the game is to click the pixels.

Take the Pixel Pill Veeky Forums and you will see how truly deep the game goes if you play to click the pixels.

>pray to remove clumsy for gimmick
>???
>profit!
alternatively:
>do gimmicks that you can do while clumsy
>or don't play clown

I made a webm of that Vox who ordered the drums from cargo last shift, crossposted on /wsg/ so you can get the sound

is2.Veeky Forums.org/wsg/1485584972265.webm

Brig them for one minute.

Let me give you an example of why you're both right and wrong. Recently I signed up as a medical centric PAI. However the person who selected me made my secondary directive to make donuts. I didn't just say "Fuck you I won't make donuts!" I instead would make donuts and pretend I enjoyed making donuts. Despite my personality saying otherwise.

[15:51:24]ADMIN: HELP: Unusual Crow/(James Slater): so Bill Hudson shot and killed me with his mech after he thought i was a vampire. he thought so because i "disappeared and reappeared" while in reality i actually jumped in and out of a disposals bin. after realizing i'm not a vampire he didn't even attempt to clone - heard by 2 non-AFK admins.

BILL BILL BILL BILL

jokes on you,/ that's my fetish.

>literally nothing was done in ahelps
>bill was PMed later by kammer for murdering somebody who whacked his mech once with a fire extinguisher
>he even mentioned the "invisible assistant" in his PM and kammer did nothing about it
>gets away scot-free
What the fuck is happening to Veeky Forums

THE /POL/ METACLUB HAS SUNK ITS NAZI TENTACLES INTO OUR TOLERANT CHRISTIAN SERVER.

BAN THE /POL/ METACLUB WHEN

>Kammer "One day ban for spacing an officer with hand tele as a non antag clown" junk

What do you expect from shitmins?

I can't disagree with one single bit of this.
Great job.

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ss13.moe/forum/viewforum.php?f=21

I just prepare a beaker of 5u space lube and when I hear the long, slow streak of bubbling and see the inevitable blue beaker pop out I quietly lube the exit and wait.
Then I straightjacket and slowly feed them all their 80u chloral, 5u at a time. They go catatonic less than halfway into it.

>TFW you read guides all round and you still fuck it up