Replacing my GF with a sex doll

Hi /biz, I am a frugal capitalist and have decided not to have GF/kids until my net worth reaches $2 mil, because of my past experience in which I had to pay virtually for everything the bitch wanted. That's why I am now buying a sex doll which would provide the same benefits I expect from my GF in my current phase of my life, which are : to (1) have sex, (2) shut the fuck up and (3) get the fuck out of the room when I say so, I am in my early 20s now, which sex dolls have the best ROI? I am deciding between Real doll (super expensive, most realistic) and Ordolls (best cost/quality ratio IMO). What about those cheap models from alibaba/aliexpress?

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My recommendation would be to seek mental treatment.

I've told her many times that what she needs is a psychiatrist, not another pair of shoes, she just would not listen. Mental treatment just does not work, I am tired of women's mentality and their spending sprees.

>because of my past experience in which I had to pay virtually for everything the bitch wanted.

>I had to pay virtually for everything the bitch wanted.

>I had to pay

So is this a cuck general thread or?

>ROI on sex doll

:^)

Great bait mate.

top heh

Op, i'll jerk you off once a day for half the price

Thank you for voluntarily removing your genes from pool, OP.

those dolls will cost you way more than a real girl especially if she has a job.

lemme guess you court all your girls by gifting them expensive stuff and flaunting your wealth right?

Sorry, no jerking off, what I need is a vaginal intercourse and brutally destroy that doll's silicone ass from time to time. I guess it will last about two years, still cheaper than the real think and she won't say no to anal.

Not yet, I'll be at $500k next year, only $1.5 mil to go and I'll reproduce.. I give it 15 years from now and you can expect my offspring incoming...

I have never in my entire life expected a woman which would actually be a) financially independent, b) good with "the money", that is why I don't believe it is a plus if a girl has a income, since we are not about to get married (thanks for that, I don't want to lose half of my net worth for few hours of sex and pay alimony until my 60s, then life in a box of shoes and work 24 hours a day...).

Yes, I did that from time to time, it was a big mistake.

I second this

Sex dolls are theraputic. I bet some company will start calling them "theraputic dolls" sooner or later. Can wait till I dont have to wank it,

>I have never in my entire life expected a woman which would actually be a) financially independent, b) good with "the money"


You suck at life m8.

>what are onaholes

Sea dolls are fucking shot m8, the nipponese have mastered the art of masturbation a long time ago.

After hs and college there's no point in relationships with women unless you need kids for some reason. Realdolls don't mind 3somes or getting hit in the mouth once in a while. One time payment instead of recurring expense it's a no-brainer. Of course go Realdoll

Will health insurance cover it?

Sex dolls are ultimate game changer for males under 40, which do not need to meddle with average female and lose their money and time...

Onaholes are rubbish if you prefer animal and brutal sex, like fucking your partner while holding her above ground...

Exactly, I am now deciding between $6k Real Doll and €3k TPE doll, love that texture around vagina and anus (pic related), those cheapest models don't have that.

Id go with a real doll. They come with an interchangeable cock that you CA switch out.

I have 265€ in my bank and i can get sex and gfs easily.

Money won't cure your autism.

>I have never in my entire life expected a woman which would actually be a) financially independent, b) good with "the money"

Statistically wrong. Seek help OP.

Please tell me how. There is this hungarian girl who I've caught looking at me twice, in college. We've never spoke. Idk what to say or do. I'm not attractive so I can't just go up to her without something to say.

Please help me. I've never had a gf and I'm clueless with women.

Read 'Models' from Mark Manson
>tl;dr: improve yourself, become happy with yourself, then girls will come

go with this one op.

best money ever spent.

Heard of it. When I get my kindle I'll download it. Not buying the book since if my parents saw it they'd b even more disappointed in me.

Oh who am I kidding. They wouldn't be at all surprised.

first step is stop playing the victim

im just scared ill be like this forever.

boo-hoo, what have you done to change it today?

Shop for sex dolls infused with lead from alibaba today!

...nothing.

I'm feeling hungry for porn right now. I know that's one of the reasons I can't talk to women. When I indulge in porn, I can't help but view women in daily life as sex objects.

Thanks! That looks absolutely fabulous, same dolls are sold for twice the price from EU/US distributors, looks like really high quality and the original manufacturer or at least closest to it, I hope its legit, I'll send inquiry.

so try not watching porn for 30 days you dumbass
>b-but my hunger for porn
grow some willpower and dedication

Okay I will. I have written it down. Whenever I try these things though, I always convince myself out of it at 2 weeks.

that's because you set your goals too high
instead of saying
>i will only fap once per week for the rest of my life
try
>i will only fap once per week for the next six weeks
afterwards try something else, like not eating sugar, going jogging twice a week etc.

thanks. I'll see if porn is my problem

pro tip 2 mill buys you fuck all.

get a fucking load of this guy

>I don't want to lose half of my net worth for few hours of sex
where did this meme came from?
you don't lose anything if you marry a chick.
she can only claim half of your earnings made under your marriage. so if you have shittons of money and only have "bad investments" during marriage she doesn't get jack shit in fact you can get half her car she bought for herself.

Okay then give me your 2m if you don't want it.

I had an idea to "animate" sex dolls with OpenCV and a tracking algorithm. You would activate "puppet strings" of sorts and the doll would crawl, walk, bend over, spread legs, etc. Don't have the money to do it and scared I don't have the brain(although I loved reading the OpenCV book I don't want failure)

Quite seriously though you need to shift your mindset about women, I would recommend seeing a psychologist if you have access to one.

If you put pussy on a pedestal you will never get anywhere - just treat them as you would any male friend, give them shit, crack jokes, tease them. Even if you're not good at flirting, over time you will get comfortable with the person and then you might develop something sexual. That's how millions of people get laid, just by being in the right spot at the right time with minimal social skills.

Buying a doll to save money ignores this whole aspect of your self development and even though I don't know you user, i can tell you that buying a doll is sending you down a path that you probably won't recover from.

Godspeed buddy

>Calling someone who is sick of women's bullshit mentally ill

Delusional cuck boi. This post reflects everything I hate about normalfags and how they define their entire lives around the societal narrative of getting laid and starting a family.

You're a fucking moron, you know that

Well OP could at least say, "hey i'm gonna fuck some hookers"

no shame in that. You could even call it an investment.

But a piece of plastic shaped like a woman???

I dress up my realdoll like she's going to work I hired her as my secretary then I rape her. She's employee of the month

Isn't it better the other way around?

The doll lasts more, costs less over the long run, plus legions of other men have not been ejaculating all over it, you don't need a condom etc etc

Plus VR will make these things fucking rad

Imagine fucking any celebrity HNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG

4woods doll. Best quality, longest lasting, can sell afterwards.

so you'll pay a woman to pretend to want to fuck you when she really has no interest but the idea of fucking a sex doll for masturbation that looks and feels exactly like a hot woman is "shameful"?

How is fucking a hooker an investment?

>0 testosterone detected
>you're either a woman or lvl 10 cuck

i mean, it's cool if you don't care about women or normalfags, but you sound really bitter. try caring less

>can sell afterwards
Isn't that like trying to sell a used dildo?
How much does it cost to get a sex doll plant up and running I wonder? Can you even compete with China or is it best to set it up there in the first place?

Lolol I'd save more money, try out a used one
Wash it with bleach, let it dry before use

youre gonna get cucked with this mentality
Losing all your shit at divorce isnt a meme m9

ITT The Fall of Western Civilization

Japan is further along this route than the West, though. It's closer to the Fall of Liberal Democracy, except that Russia's birthrate is falling, too, and China may even go this way as they get more prosperous (their birthrate was artificially suppressed for a long time, but it's not rebounding much as controls loosen). It may be that any sufficiently rich civilization eventually ends up like this, because when people don't have to spend every day worrying about surviving and keeping a couple of kids alive they slowly stop trying at all.

The more important question:

How can I replace my sex doll with a gf

it is a few retards got burned sure but if you know what you are doing you won't lose a cent.

i'm not sure if it's the same for every country on the planet but usually the following rule
"she can get half your shit you acquired while you two were married" always excludes the shit you owned pre-marriage.

the one tricky exception is if you had a home before marriage and the real estate prices went up this growth in value might have happened during your marriage and she can claim half of it even if she never had any money in the house. and you might even at worst case have to sell the home to pay her.

yeah that could actually happen, but she wouldn't get 50% of the sell price but like 5%.

Introduce gf to your new sexdoll, gf will probably be departing soon after. If not start making moves on sexdoll in front of gf. Unless something really weird happens, this should work.

Oh wait, misread your post. I dunno, that's harder.