>driving down interstate freeway in my 350z >maximum overcomfy engaged >a speeding 370z appears >he starts chasing >keeping it about 100 because benchracer >radar detector starts chirping >slow down >370z overtakes me >i make the concious decision not to flash my lights and i lose him around the bend >a minute later see him pulled over by a cop
who /devilish/ here
Evan Nelson
>Prius puts on blinker, wants to get in my lane >I don't let those faggot cars in my lane >match speed the whole time :^)
Kevin Reed
Similar story but:
>Driving twisties in my fox body >usually haul ass because there's literally never any cops in this particular locale >see soccer mom in a fuckhuge suv pull up on me >topkek >tries to pass me on two lane road with a double yellow >5.0 says no way José >she tries again >let her because I've already won >she's doing like 70 in a 35 >same bro >KA BAND BEEP BEEP BEEP >slow way the fuck down >she's still going fast as shit >blows by cop on side of the road, I slowed down to 5 under right before I saw him >he pulls out behind me >wtf mam >jk he blows past me with his lights >wave at soccer mom as I pass her on the side of the road
>mfw bootlicker fags tell me radars are useless
Zachary Bennett
I need to buy a radar
Carter White
>be me >3 days ago >in my miata, weather was 75°, out for a nice drive >radar detector starts going off >I'm going 37 in a 35 >see charger with spotlight over mirror >the cop driving is thug-gunning the radar detector and looking at it trying to catch me speeding >road he's on is going toward the traffic circle >literally almost rear ends someone because everyone was slowing down.
yes thank you officer for taking your eyes off the busy road and a hand off your wheel because your spotted a sporty car.
""""Protect and serve""""
Colton Turner
This isn't /devilsh/ this makes you an hero
Isaac Roberts
Pretty dumb cop Miatas can't even break the speed limit idk what he was expecting
Nathaniel Turner
Radar is a meme, by the time it starts beeping, the cop has already tracked your speed
Jonathan Adams
but it can detect a speed trap if a cop is sitting in a neighborhood gunning cars in front of you or on the highway and shit
Logan Russell
Then why do I hear it slow beeping everytime I get close to a cop? Is he just constantly using it or is it because detectors also pick up residual signals from the radar gun in his car?
Either way you're wrong. Watch less officer441.
Alexander Gutierrez
Same here
>fag with a Kia SUVs wants to overtake >fuck that >slowly decelerate >fag gets desperate and tries to overtake in the center lane >accelerate and don't let him merge
Isaiah James
fuck me i do the same. been trying to limit my self to only people who deserve it.
>inna right lane doin a speed limit at night (inna a usa, 45mph) >see light inna rear view >lights slowly gets bigger >guess she/he is doin 5-7 over >lights are getting closer and closer >can see reflection of my tail lights inna ford f150's "chrome" grill >nigga u had all dat time YES IM MADD >truck stays on my ass for about a minute >w/o indicating, truck merges to overtake (floriduh) >FUK U NOW U WANT TO PASS. down shift into a 3rd and keep him/her on my 7 o'clock. >truck WOTS >easily pace it inna boost >now doing 20 over >let em go in hopes of they are inna (ILL SHOW THEM) mode and continue to wot. (didn't want them near me at all) >truck passes and continues to make distance for awhile. >see truck mash brakes and dump speed >be doing 45 and catch up pretty quickly >truck is doing speed limit now >see reflective decals of crown vic >as we pass, see cop gets on the road and stays on the right lane to catch up to us. >ah fuck me. >b4 cop gets close to me, see him move over to the left >red white and blue disco lights and a WOOP WOOP >the truck and cop slow down and merge over to the right >well fuck me.
truck must of had a radar detector. I didn't see the cop till i was just about to pass him. lucky as fuck since he would of pulled my ricer ass over for sure instead of a clapped out truck if it looked like we were racing.
Brayden Rogers
>buy new turbo civic >Race everyone trying to overtake me
Wyatt Peterson
10/10
Anthony Ross
>at light, left lane going straight >2 lane road that quickly goes to 1 lanes >most people turn right in right side lane but can also go straight >see bmw suv coming up quick >know light is about to change green >green light as bmw is about 1 car space in other lane >launch hard >he has to merge behind me >can see him all pissed and yelling throwing his hands up >slow down to exactly speed limit
Eli Long
>inna Honest to God I thought jar jar binks had wrote out this green text.
Colton Nguyen
>inna >u >. in greentext
Luis Morgan
>On bike >Bright orange mazda protoge with wing and fartcan revs at me >give him the headshake of disapproval >he shamefully pulls away slowly from the stoplight >we both avoid eyecontact the 1/2 mile we stay together
Logan Fisher
Has anyone ever gotten somebody to drag from the lights when there's a cop in view? I tried it against a civic this summer but apparently he also noticed the cop and was trying to bait me into doing it, shared a hearty kek.
Ryder Hughes
This is false, you're thinking of laser detectors. Those are legitimately pointless for avoiding speeding tickets because they actually only go off when you're being hit by the laser. The only good they do is let you know that a cop is about to come after you so you can pull over in advance, which more often than not will get the severity of your tickets reduced. Or you can run.
Henry Phillips
Whats a good radar detector to invest in?
Chase Russell
I did this once but neither of us knew there was a cop even though he was sitting behind us at the light. It was late at night, maybe 3am and some mustang was revving at me so I floored it when the light turned green. He was faster and i didnt end up doing more than 5 over since i noticed the cop once the mustang started to pass me. Poor mustangfag didn't notice the cop until he was doing at least 20 over. He got pulled and I went home. Cop didn't even care about me.
Luis Wright
How many of you guys use radar detectors? Should I get this one?
Parker Bell
Valentine One. They're expensive but if it saves you from one ticket then it's practically paid for itself. It let's you know what direction they're in, even if they're behind you, and it learns your environment so false alarms are minimized.
David Ward
Valentine One or Escort 9500
Jaxon King
Cobra is trash please don't do this to yourself. A radar detector isn't something you want to shop from the bargain bin for. Get an Escort, a V-1, or don't bother
Blake Wilson
>$488 Good grief fellas I didn't know it was gonna be this much
Hope it really is worth it
Jonathan Green
or you could save 488 bucks and not speed
Jayden Phillips
>174hp I'm gonna cop the new Si if they ever fucking release it though
Aaron Parker
I got a cheapish Cobra one and it did work pretty good but always picked up automatic doors when driving in town. I think the more expensive ones are worth it since you can actually use them all the time. I used to just turn mine off in town.
Leo Ward
>not speed
Gabriel Smith
>have hole in exhaust so it's loud >inspection sticker still current tho >pull up next to cop at a light >green >accelerate to the speed limit as fast as possible at high RPMs and then stay at speed limit >but no wheelspin or steering wobble >he can't get me for speeding >he can't get me for unsafe driving grey area nonsense because I never lost traction >he can't get me for sick mawds because my shit is stock >cop speeds past in frustration to look for someone else to fuck for his quota >TFW too intelligent to be pulled over
Zachary Wright
> Heading into work one night on the freeway, cruising at 85mph like normal. > Couple of teenagers in a convertible are staying along side of me. > Get a brief Ka blip on my detector as we're approaching a bend in the road, slow way down. > Other car keeps going. > Come around the bend, he slams on his brakes about the same time I see the cop parked on the side of the road with his lights off. > Cop chases after him and I speed up again.
Joseph Cooper
>driving around beach with buddy in his shitbox geo prizm >pull up next to gtr >buddy revs at him >gtr guy gives us a strange room >buddy peels out as well as a 90hp FWD econobox can >gtr lazily coasts along >we beat him to the next stoplight >never forget the day we beat a gtr in a race with a geo prizm
Christopher Diaz
>geo prizm >mfw that was my first car got that bitch up to 105 mph before I figured I would probably die if I kept on the throttle
Jordan Cruz
>inna >inna >inna kys whitetrash
Benjamin Thompson
>driving muh chebby sanic >speeding down the interstate >Come up on a lan evo >flash my lights for sikk highway pulls >pull up behind >faggot doesnt even speed up >blow past him at 110mph
fucking pussy cant handle muh 138 horsepower
Ethan Jackson
I had the reverse happen. >driving Z31 >it really is /not/ a fast car >guy next to me in a Ford Ranger revs at me >I'm literally to wtf to even take off for a minute >get to next light >revs at me again >full on launch the fucker (handbrake and all) >pull into gas station >realize the guy was just trying to impress his girl. >end up bullshitting about the Z for a while
Noah Mitchell
Yknow, there's a thing cops like to get you for called "excessive acceleration." So, he probably just didnt care enough to pull you over, but good for you.
Owen Gutierrez
what detector do you use?
Easton Baker
>out with gf in 350z >back on the 405 from taking the mountain roads >see GTR >zigzagoon through traffic with it >clear road ahead >jkbro. GTR is gone
At least I kept up with it in traffic !!!
Kayden Butler
>not speed
Christian Reyes
>afternoon cruising in my c6 >doing 5 below the speed limit cause I'm just that good >see a cop in my rear view >lights start flashing >wat >pull over >cop is female >asks me if I'm going to dinner tonight >its my goddamn sister I really wasn't expecting that.
Aaron Russell
>be me a few months ago >really hurting for extra cash >have 3 vehicles including beater shitbox >beater has full insurance coverage because it's cheap as fuck >formulate idea >go a few counties over, find stretch of road near a strip of bars >find obviously drunk asshole leaving club >when he goes to make a turn rear end him >say he brake checked me, guy gets arrested for DWI >get hefty payout from insurance >get hefty payout after suing for damage and suffering
God I love America. Even if I'm a piece of shit I can at least be a comfortable piece of shit.
Anthony Myers
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Brody Allen
Youre the only other guy here with a z31, na or turbo?
Carson Walker
Those RPF-1 sure looks good on that car
Ayden Young
What are you gay or something?
Oliver Morgan
Waze does the job desu, it tells you when there's a control zone and sheit
Even when there's accidents
Andrew Roberts
No. You're wrong. It mostly depends on the equipment they are using.
Juan Miller
>mfw I get a 1500€ fine if a cop sees a radar detector or indicator in your car
I fucking love communism
Isaiah Green
Was it a grey r32 with numbers in its side like speed racer?
Jaxson Wright
Great example among many of why women have no place in uniform
Our tax dollars paying for garbage like this
Angel Robinson
>buy SDR, antenna, and old netbook >Set squelch right above noise floor >Attach to sound system Congrats, you now have a ghetto radar detector.