Got diarrhea :(
It's winter and no meets, maybe small ones
Nothing, when you got the shits
Drove a Smartcar with rodknock that showed up at the shop, wasn't fun but was hilarious.
Picked this shit up because Martini and I like the bottle, pretty sweet
I'm unfamiliar with this meme
My washing machine is broken, at least I that's something to wrench on...
>why are you sat at home alone on a Friday night?
Because my friends are online
>Why aren't you out at the meets with your bros or >gf
Gf lives an hour and a half north, meets here are populated by "muh domestics" and I own an Acura
>What are your car related plans for the weekend?
Pressure wash people's lanais and houses and shit to swap my B18B1 for a B18C because >tfw unemployed
>Your car > whores
Exactly
>Post waifu
Snek is best
>Why are you sat at home alone on a SATURDAY night?
I washed my car earlier because we had a rare decent day here.
>Why aren't you out at the meets with your bros or >gf?
No meets this time of year.
>What are your car related plans for the weekend?
I washed/waxed my car, just in time for a heavy fucking rain storm. Wax and Rainex did their duty, My car looks so sexy with a layer of beaded water.
your car > whores
post waifu
It's saturday night you fucking idiot