/wtc/ - Witcher, Cyberpunk, Forced Memes and Gwent General - (/krw/, /cpg/, /fm/, /gwt/)

I'd fug most women if they dressed as ciri. I want to fug enji specifically tho

>I'd fug most women
fix'd :^)

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WHO IS THIS

Iktf user, a few very good Russian Yen cosplayers, tfw you will never fug them and make them your waifu

Enji Night. Her hips and thighs are a miracle of the universe.

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Is there a way to recover older saves?

All my saves are after i made the choice that got me the shit ending

nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/2107/?

Why does Olgierd look like Beckham? Was that intentional or a coincidence goy

Coincidence, since he also looks like the guy from Pan Twadowski or however it's spelt, the Polish movie of the folk tale a lot of Hearts of Stone is based on.

So....to kill Dijkstra or let him kill my 'friends'.

I never played Witcher 2 & 3 so I don't know really have much invested in Roche, Ves, and Thaler. But I've kind of enjoyed Dijkstra's character.

I'm torn because people say the other 3 are bros.

Does letting Dijkstra kill them or me kill Dijkstra change the story that much later on?

it will change the outcome of the ending of the game, thats all ill say
do what your gut tells you

Ok, thanks

I just got the "A Deadly Plot' quest and still haven't been to Skellige yet.

Should I go there now or do A Deadly Plot before I go?

Does it matter?

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FUCK

Dick status :
MUH [x]
Not MUH [_]

I'm 20 and rank 5 i think so 18 keks for me.
Not bad.

Well nothing for me at the moment. Well, I had insane luck with my kegs so far so i doubt i would get anything to match it anyway.

Who's the Oswald Mosley of the Witcher?

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>tfw u can't romance young ciri

That quest is so shittily written that the only winning move is to not play.

Actual spoiler of the result of that quest
Ignoring the quest makes Mad Rad The Lad win the war

That quest won't fail for a long time, maybe not even until you complete the main plot.

It doesn't take very long to complete either. 5-10 minutes max, you may as well do it before setting sail.

Triss' quests and the gang ones are the more time-sensitive ones in Velen.

Why the FUCK cant you impregnate Annarietta? I dont want her god damn dyke sister

>Good News! By end of next week, everyone who signed up in 2016 will receive GWENT beta access. We’ll be sending more invitations as we go.

you can't always get what you want.

but if you try sometimes,

you just might find

you get what you nigger

>Does letting Dijkstra kill them or me kill Dijkstra change the story that much later on?
If you kill Dijkstra Nilfgaard wins and rules the city
If you kill Roche Dijkstra becomes king of Novigrad
If you don't do the quest Radovid wins the war and non-humans are purged from the city

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>if the enemy is an arbitrary number of levels abve you, it gets buffed so that it's virtually impossible for you to kill it
This is fucking bullshit. I should be allowed to kill anything if I have the skill and/or patience to do it

I did that quest where you escort Hattori and a bunch of dwarves show up, they were level 22 and I was level 14 and it took a trillion sword hits to kill just one of them. And then I suddenly die when one of them begins the attack animation. He didn't even get to hit me, I just happened to be near him when he began swinging his axe and I insta died.

>with the patience and/or skill

>level 4
>find a level 15 crab thing
>dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge
>kill the fuck with a broken silver sword, some orens, and maybe 1/800th of my exp bar increased as a reward

Anons, I recently bought TW3 GoTY on current sale since I barely played it on my PS4.

Thing is I have a YoHoHo GoG version of the game, and I don't want steam to redownload 42GB. I already tried copy pasting bin/content/dlc/ by making a new folder named "The Witcher 3" and getting TW3 AppManifest.
The Steam goes, "Found TW3 data, and checking it" or something, then just starts to download it from 0. It's like it knows there's data that can be used but refuses to use it just because. Any Help?

I cannot help you but I wish you all the best.

Triss is a worthless piece of trash who doesn't care if Geralt dies right in front of her.

stfu or i'll kill you in real life

Comfy :3

and you're a complete idiot.

Whatever, I just can't help but love the beautiful romance Triss and Geralt have. I like to imagine them walking through Toussaint, holding hands and just enjoying each other among other things.

>loving a childish trist
>being stupid enough to call puppy loving "Romance"
>looking at unhealthy obsession as "Love"
>enjoying geralt acting like a pre-teen boy and his first girlfriend

>not recognizing the nuanced and complex relationship and deep love geralt and yennefer have
>not recognizing the miles of subtext they can include in simple conversations with each other they're close
>not choosing a more mature relationship and geralt
>not choosing an adult over a child

Its like you've never actually been in a relationship.

Keira has the cutest voice
Yen is the overall hottest
Triss looks nice in a green dress

I have nothing against Geralt and Yen's relationship, it just doesn't do much for me. I did one playthrough with Yen and it just felt wrong. I find their romance boring tbqh, even though I like Yen in general.

As far as Triss and Geralt's relationship is concerned, I loved seeing it grow through the games and overcoming many obstacles along the way, I loved seeing Triss grow as a person and I loved seeing the side of Geralt she brings out. I really like how loving and protective Geralt gets around her, I love the things they say to each other, I love the looks they share. I like how they treat each other like partners, I love their chemistry and teasing, I like their romance scenes better, I like the ending with Triss better. I simply enjoy it far more and therefore choose it in my game.

You can choose Yen in your game all you want if you like it better, but my Geralt found true happiness with Triss.

Is Keira the "I fuck black guys" archtype?

Yen also has the hottest voice. It makes me melt when she talks in a sensual tone.

>"It's uninstructive, not to mention unreasonable"
>"spare me your juvenile wit please"
>"Go to bed."Now!

>Yen joi exists in an alternate universe somewhere

h-holy shit

>Spaaaare meee your juvenile wit, pleeeease

Annarietta is the most beautiful
Sile has the hottest voice
Yen has a raw sex appeal
Triss is the cutest one and makes me feel warm around my heart
Keira is charming and playful
Shani is smart and fun to be around(at least in TW3, in TW1 she was the worst)
Ciri is a great daughter but other than that I don't find her too attractive
Philippa is hot in an intimidating way
Priscilla is boring

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twitch/greyboxer is going to streaming nilfgaard patch in a couple minutes.

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Some more info about Iorveth getting cut from the game as well as some info about what his quest looked like, not sure where this is from, but it's an interesting read.

forums.cdprojektred.com/forum/en/the-witcher-series/the-witcher-3-wild-hunt/suggestions/58838-iorveth-and-saskia-spoilers/page61

Iorveth's quest was Nilfgaard centric and involved a renegade general, Thaler and Vincent Mais. Also other Nilfgaard war related content got cut.

> Level +50
> Got to top 300 and rank 8 before the big MMR change
> Haven't played since cause it's shite
> I'm not going to get shit

Wew, feels bad that I ignore the ranked mode.
I regret investing into the game

So the guy trapped in the magic tower in Skellige can use a spell to disable the barrier on the room across the hall but he can't disable the barrier blocking the room he's in?

because this GAME SUCKS!

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Didn't he lock himself in there to be safe from the golem, and remained in there out of fear of the other creatures?

:3

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Man, this was a comfy DLC

>letteing thaler die
>ever
Mother ploughing cunt with a tiny prick

>it's a play as ciri episode again

Fuck off i just wanna play as geralt, fuck

Ciri's running animations are horrible. Anime as fuck.

I did not enjoy playing as her

>annoying piss filter
>buggy
>stupid main plot
>irritating characters
I disliked it.

I found the filter a nice change after all the time in Novigrad/Skellige/Velen. As for buggy, I encountered none. I did only just finish it though, not sure how it was on release. The main plot was a bit.... Eh, but I could deal with it. As for the characters, I think that's because they set the bar too high with the trolls.

Redpill me on Cyberpunk 2077 lads.

those poor boobs

Set in 2077, also released in 2077

>current year
>redpill
Bogpill's where it's at mate.

imo Ciri shouldn't be just a Cameo appearance like is being hinted, she should be a full supporting character, who anyone who hasn't played TW3 or read the books wouldn't understand what the fuck was with her, maybe you help her to jump to another world but you don't really understand what's going on.

Might be cool

If I enjoyed the games and I like reading, should I read the books?

I just completed the entire game on Death March but I didn't get the achievement.

What the fuck was that dumb slut thinking when she put on that corset thing

Yes, they're pretty good. Though the final book won't be available in English until May this year.

lm@o

Yes. They're really enjoyable in my opinion.

How about kill yourself

:3

Well that's not very polite.

Neat

Are there any other comfy places like this?

sorry meant this

Yes.
No.

Is there a kind of build where you just stack damage over time effects and just watch your enemy drop?

I'm liking the game a lot so far, but I just want to try something unorthodox because I've played a ton of RPGs where I just go the melee or spell nuke route and I'm kind of bored of it.

Witcher Underbite is sad. Say something nice to him

At least Saskia died before she could get fucked by any dwarfs

Fucking triggered. Saskia is not dead. S-she's just hiding in the forest among the scoiatel with her husbando holding hands and listening to the flute

No one?

Lets play spot the buttblasted yenfag