So I want to drive for uber and lyft because I can't think of a more productive way to spend my free time off of work

Russia is mostly red necks...

>doing chores on my Thursday off
>decide to go online for UberX on the ride home
>ride request 12 mins away
>start ride
>45 minutes away into Philadelphia

This single-handedly made me quit ride-sharing. I might pick it up again if I get a beater, but it's not worth raping your car.

>(tried to steal a phone charger from a walmart because no way in hell was i paying $20 for a fucking cable and i needed it bad)..

why are people this fucking retarded???

also, register the uber under someone else's name, and ask for 10% of the profit, then get another car, repeat

Sounds sorta fake. Walmart don't got door security guards usually and they'll let you steal up to something like $500 in goods without alerting anybody. They never want their employees to even intervene lest they incur injuries.

Next time you want to steal, take item into the bathrooms, break it out of the box there and walk out with the good itself.

t. having worked retail

it was spring break in florida. the snitch was a skinny nigger covered in tattoos. i briefly saw him when walking around and then he was in the back room where the cops took me for questioning.

i assure you it's not fake

>that image
with these upgrades, you never stood a chance

>Walmart don't got door security guards usually and they'll let you steal up to something like $500 in goods without alerting anybody.
on any give day at least 2 police cruise my local walmart from 10 pm to 7 am

but what you say is correct. i used to work for them and policy was to give up the chase as soon as the person exits the building.

You will lose money.

> I DON'T WANT TO PAY MONEY
> I'M GOING TO STEAL INSTEAD
> Get caught
> IT'S DUYH SYSDUM
> FUCK DUH POLEECE
> FUCK DUH SYSTUM

>don't know the full story

Let me stop you right there. You're white trash. Your excuses don't matter.