/elyg/ - Elysium General

literally unplayable atm

Can someone recommend me an addon that creates a questing route based on the current quests you have? Back on live I used Tomtom, Cartographer, and Questhelper to do that, and while I found a substitute for Tomtom I can't find a route-generator like Questhelper for Vanilla. I've tried Questie, Shaguquest, and Metamap, but all they do is create a bunch of garbage notes on the map instead of creating an actual route.

>be ganking Horde scum in Mulgore
>come across a nubile Spring calf
>her budding breasts are fat and swollen
>she submits to you, presenting herself

What do? :3

CRESTFALL

WHEN

How incompetent can you be?

forum.elysium-project.org/topic/35809-chinese-problem-solved/?page=2

Yes, this retard is literally claiming that evil non-Chinese are creating fake Chinese websites to sell gold on and blame China.

If you mean Crowfall it should be coming out sometime this year.

Cut it down swiftly and mercilessly.

what a fucking cuck

>nipple showing
See you in 3 days, user.

that's the areola silly

in all fairness, that does happen though
many many western gold sellers pretend to be chinese, you can see it in the way they type. its fucking stupid.

[Tough Condor Meat]

Okay, well I guess you're right, but the point still stands. I didn't even mention
>ganking
>mulgore

>many many western gold sellers
...which you have 0 (Z E R O) proof of even existing.

i sold gold user, i've interacted with them enough. not elysium specifically, but its not so far out there that its unbelievable.

>gold selling
>on a private server

literally why the fuck is this even a thing

what sort of retard would join a private server to buy gold?

play the fucking game retard otherwise just go to a funserver where you get instant 60 and good gear

>People are retarded
Oh gee, how long did it take you to figure that one out?

Here I am struggling to get by while others spends they money on fucking pixels on a computer screen.

So you have 0 (Z E R O) proof, thanks for confirming. Feel free to post it if you do manage to pull some out of your ass in the near future though.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

LET

ME

FUCKING

PLAY

What did this Horde ganker mean by this escape route

class guides for next OP
pastebin.com/THDje9aV

>log on bank alt
>open mail
>open all
>get a drink
>still going
>piss
>still going

what addon

Is the server super fucking laggy right now?

why aren't you playing on freshfresh?

No lag & no chinks!

postal

What are ya playin what are ya watchin what are ya listenin to?

thanks

quick, what class and level bracket should I make a twink on

im thinking 49 and either druid or rogue

>Lag
>Chinks
>No-life tryhards

I regret rolling Elysium

>tfw lag is unbearably bad
>tfw didn't go fresh fresh

I fucked up lads

Tranny down

general more ded than wpsg

Every time I read /wpsg/ I think of when I was a boy growing up with a single mother and sister and had to get my questions answered on LPSG when puberty kicked in and underwear stopped fitting. Do you think they could come up with a new acronym?

THE LAG IS REAL

Can we fight 1v1 at some point in this zone?

>waits for all of them to leave before screenshotting

some retards decided its smart to make 3 generals at once so now nobody knows where to post

Wow, Horde will NOT recover

Bring your cucks

>tfw i rolled a shaman
>tfw i will never be as good of a healer as a priest or paladin
>tfw i will never deeps in a raid
>tfw windfury is just a meme in pvp and ele isnt even that good
>tfw druids seem better than my class
>tfw im level 55 and i just realize this

DELETE THIS

Shamans are better raid healers than Priests bud.

Elemental is pretty fucking good in PvP.

Banned BG dodgers can't handle it so they DDOS the realms in frustration!
Sad!

>not just going a mix of ele and resto to be able to do strong pvp damage and heal in dungeons whenever you please

We came to fight you earlier and you took the fp lol.

Mandate of Heaven reigns supreme, banishing Salty Dogs from an entire zone with their presence alone.

>tfw I rolled a Warrior
>I'm useless without a healer baby sitting my ass
>M-maybe it gets better at 60
>Get to 60
>It's still the same
>Reroll

GOD DAMMIT THE ZETH'BULLS WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG WHAT THE FUCK

the chinamen are so pissed

So this is the power of the ultimate Salty Dog...

Can Trump please just fucking nuke China. I just want to play my 50 year old game is peace.

Enhancement is good as fuck if you don't use a 2h all the time for everything

So you don't wanna come now?
Typical ally degenerates needing 129 levels of difference to attempt to gank someone.

you are welcome

>decide not to play at all yesterday
>wake up today
>server still shitting itself

oooooh boy, so this is going to be one of those month long "DDOS" attacks that ultimately results in them closing the server. shame, elysium had a good run too. Guess I'm just done with MMOs until blizzard launches actual servers.

Absolutely fucking owned. Completely and utterly humiliated. Will Mandate faggots ever recover from this fatal blow?

how embarrassing

>camera sensitivity over a billion
This was painful to watch trannyboi.

>So you don't wanna come now?

Why would we? You're gonna run away again.

>tfw i rolled a shaman
>tfw i will never get hand of ragnaros over a warrior

From my experience on retrowow elemental shaman are op as fuck dude.

falseflag exit strategy ddos. solicit donations from the community to help telling them that you're going to invest in better hosting. do this a couple times then peace out forever. best way to run a private server after half the staff quits

The video was set to 1.6x speed with frameskip to fit the size limit

How dumb can you be?

>tfw i rolled a warlock
>tfw i will never be as good of a dps as a mage
>tfw i will never find raid cause shitter
>tfw fear is just a meme in pvp and dots gets dispelled right away cause paladins
>tfw hunters seem better than my class
>tfw im prebis pve and i knew this all along

D-D-DELETE THIS

...

>took salty dogs so long to kill someone that it had to be sped up

sad!

Crestfall WHEN???

3:35 in the warlock video there's a twitch follower alert with music and bullshit. Guy must be pretty dumb to record a guide on stream but not turn that garbage off.

>hybrid shaman is good
>no storm reach
>no lightning mastery
kek have fun getting any abilities off

hybrid specs in vanilla are the best and only reasons to play, it's too bad so many people shit on them for whatever reason

Salty Dogs right here in Badlands, camping you retards. Good to know you won't do shit about it.

>tfw rogue
>will never out dps fury wars and they will even have priority on leather
>can't even pvp because forced into shitty swords meme lvling build
>stealth is shit and vanish doesn't work
>buying poisons make you poor
>infinitely kited by hunters and frost mage (85% of the server)
>no good daggers for fun builds
Name a worse class

ALRIGHT all you little sissy healsluts, fuccbois and cumbuckets! For the inevitable launch of a PvE RP Elysium server I will be searching for a dedicated cocksock on legs to follow my warrior dick 24/7!

Your task will include but are not limited to:
-healing... DUH, if you can't press two buttons on your keaboard while choking on a 9" dick stuck all the way down your throat blocking your vision then don't even bother
-being a cumrag with some sense for opportunities, I know your sluthead only has my creamy white seed in it but at least TRY to hold back your thirst for a few second to actually finish that elite quest before respawn hits, I will breed you inbetween every npc kill behind a tree on other quests, don't worry
-sellling yourself and public nudity/humiliation, when you are under my command and at least halfway talented, you will be known as the go to slut for the entire server, you will be naked in goldshire on my command, you will be serving 3 guys at once while I collect their gold on my command, you will do whatever I tell you, all, on my, command

Your benefits:
-any gold related questions, gear? mount? profession stuff? We will have a nice cum to gold transaction ratio!
-obviously being a happy little cumbucket having a literate and skilled bull

Requirements:
-knowing what a healer does and knowing what a healslut does
-at least halfway proper use of english language
-rolling a fem nightelf priest/druid or fem human priest (more gold for nightelfs!)

You think you can do it? Good, write your application via ingame mail to "Slutapplication" and if I feel like you are worth my time and seed, I will message you back, don't even bother me if you can't fill the ridiculously tiny character limit of WoW's ingame mail system!

Pic related, you after becoming my pet

We didYou ran
We left

WHEN IS AQ COMING OUT

Windfury Totem is so good it made Blizzard give alliance shamans

r/healsluts/ is that way

We'll just procide to camp whoever we feel like, then. Thanks, cucks!

forum.elysium-project.org/topic/36208-help-my-account/

:(

You're welcome.

Message me on Discord please, make a throwaway account if you need to, I'll be good.

Puddi#1861

mandate discord where

guild info

Anyone know any good mithril spots?

NICE

FUCKING

SERVER

>log out for 15 minutes
>these "people" are still here

I'll spawn if you agree to a 1v1

REEEEEEEEEEEEE