Dota 2 general /d2g/

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I think so anyways I don't fucking now

>That feel when you spend your mornings watching anime and your evenings reading Wittgenstein, Hugo, and Coleridge

dude dont say that shit then now I'm gonna have to look it up for myself baka

servers are up

liar

>swindlezz favourte anime is Death Note
What a lad.

>prime time european dota hours
>friday night
>better take steam down

>offline
why?

JUST FUCKING END ME

>Manlet fantasizes about having a note that he could kill all his enemies with

Honestly every page is probably just PPD.

>valve forcing all these lonely NEETs to reevaluate their lifes

FIX THE GAME VALVE

I thought valve almost always did server maintenance on thursdays

Well then

how goes your morning? I managed to snag completely fresh panda express

when servers?

>have an origin account
>just switch to battlefield or titanfall for multiplayer

Post what the fortune cookie says

40 minutes till PPD personally administers W33's deportation back to Syria

>Cactus Cooler

PHOENIX?

PPDposters get in here

wew lad swindlezz is real as fuck

That's blizzard

I swear by the old gods and the new I didn't get a fortune, can I sue them?

Guess that tells me how the rest of my day is going to go...

standing by

You got short fingers my man

Yeah that is quite the fotrune telling - you get nothing

SERVER UP

SERVERS DOWN

I think that's just the angle

good day sir

Should I come back?

UP = SERVER

no go away

nope

Despite all that anime is superior because it makes me feel better. Really makes your two neurons rub together don't they?

dark moon is kind of fun and you get hats, but other than that, no

Everytime.

>mfw when I hear kids trying to insult me
do parents not hit their children anymore? I would smack mines baby tooth out if I heard him talking like that

>going to be on a 2 hour drive the entirety of ppd playing
I literally want to fucking die.

servers up.

California master race reporting

the fuck is going on in this general

servers are still down don't listen to this faggot

post anime while servers are down.

wheres the fucking exp bar now

This fucking Dota 2 Game Coordinator

Well how else do you expect me to hold a fortune cookie

>lost a game
>server down

0 MMR WAS LOST

needs a sweden frame if you know what I mean

>tfw no drow gf

if ppd wins, we lose

True. If you kill your enemies they win.

>finally convince my pal to play dota with me
>servers down

Reee,

a sign from god

3 days without dota! wtf gaben fix the fucking servers

SERVERS ARE UP

is it also a sign of god that my 3 star quest, 250 coin bet and +25 hasn't come through yet

SERVERS ARE ______

>convince good gaming buddy to try dota so we can play together sometime
>he does the tutorial then never plays again

doomed

SERVERS ARE UP LADS

>ppd game is going to be delayed

>a dead thread for a dead game played by people who are dead inside

whats your point?

The gulag is on suicide watch

Not because anything happened just the gulag is full of neets who often neck themselves

Just how I like it

so this nigga keeps trying to tell me that dota2 has a hard-coded delay on inputs. is he full of shit?

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patch retards

QT i eat face

Yes, the delay is actually soft-coded
Or jelly-coded as I like to call it
Like this post if you're a programmer like myself ;)

On some inputs yeah, like map click delay.

Some spells also have a delay before damage is applied, both Finger of Death and Laguna Blade have a 0.25 second delay inbetween when the spell visual is played and when damage is applied so that a person can Eul's/BKB/Manta dodge the damage instance.

>be purge
>haven't beaten darkmoon yet
>everyone else has and are uploading vids to youtube
>feel left out
>get a 5 stack together
>pick garbage like LC, ember, and furion
>stream it
>lose after 45 minutes
>upload it all to youtube as if it'll help anybody
Jesus christ

eat y dick

who /ppdfan/ since 2014 here

How can you be this bad purge
shit is easy as fuck

t. techies abusers

LELCOSTE IN THE HOUSE
>LELCOSTE IN THE HOUSE

LELCOSTE IN THE HOUSE
>LELCOSTE IN THE HOUSE

LELCOSTE IN THE HOUSE
>LELCOSTE IN THE HOUSE

who is best for dark moon?

It's time

>900p60
dotards?

techies

Servers up!
Techies bug patched?

THE RETURN OF THE KING

PETER "THE MASTERDRAFTER" DAGER

The Return of the King

>couldn't even beat split pushing digital cucks
I'm glad he's gone and I look forward to him being super frustrated with QO.

WAS LOSING TI4 PART OF HIS PLAN?

more like return of the washed-up has been

M A S T E R D R A F T E R

BORIS HAS BEEN MARKED FOR SUCCESS

GET READY FOR SUMAIL 2.0

ANONS SCREENCAP THIS!

WanteD vs EG TI7 FINALS CONFIRMED!

this wouldn't even be allowed
Either way EG's org wins

>lacoste
jus fucking end me

this is llama tier bad