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First for Vera is a l e s b i a n

Aww, dangit, I was going to use this image I just shoddily recoloured as the OP.
Well, can always count on you, WG.

Gas the Quarians, space war now.

Original (blue?) is better desu.

SJU-chan is the best waifu

I prefer red. Even if this is pink.

>tfw my dream included a femtur warlord interogating me

>femtur warlord

Lol. What'd she do, scratch the former warlord?

The 'three skills only' is only for multiplayer, it seems. According to the lead designer, you have access to more skills in singleplayer.

From what I saw in the pre-order trailer that showed multiplayer, you also have access to consumables on the D-pad (on controllers). Probably things like re-supply, medi-gel, and so on.

Get the feeling he's talking about changing builds while in the field and not actually having access to more than 3 active abilities at once.

Will see I guess.

I hope not (PC having access to 1-9, and all), but yeah, we'll have to see.

In retrospect, this was really bizarre.

Apparently we should get a 15 min~ in depth gameplay video next week or so, should hopefully answer a lot of questions.

Looking forward to seeing more of the increased mobility and melee stuff, if it's done well along with even tighter shooting mechanics then I won't mind the ability limit as much.

will best girl be a romance option, or will we be stuck with blueberries and Cerberus agents?

Sounds good. I'd like to see more character stuff, loot and all that. Upgrades, mods, skills.
Have we seen if the codex is still there? It has to be.

Exclusively clitty kitty

nice collage WG

No, it was stupidly hilarious.

I dont even understand the plan. Were they just going to build a giant T-1000 and let it walk around stomping on humans or something?

This is embarrassing to bring up, but here goes.
Dear Eddrf:
I had a dream that you got married in a fuckhuge church ceremony to a slightly chubby girl with base of the neck length milk chocolate brown hair.

Nope, they just make it look human for some reason, then put it in a Reaper shell.

>a slightly chubby girl with base of the neck length milk chocolate brown hair

Sounds pretty hot.

It was to do a "SHOCKING TWEST!" of sorts, like Sovereign being a living ship in ME1, however it turned out to be unintentionally funny rather than terrifying.

don't care. I played femshep for Garrus, I'll play femryder for Vetra

Fat girls give the best head, you could probably do anything you want to her.

Aww that's sweet.
Who were invited to the wedding? Were there any jealous quarians making a scene?

brick face

Would have been way better if it was a half built normal reaper.
Also, being able to kill it using infantry weapons was fucking retarded. The final battle should have been a struggle to fuck up the drydock/the reaper's power source while you get swarmed by collectors and the reaper shoots you and tries to hit you with it's tentacles

yeah somethings wrong with her head

I assume that it was your friends and family, and as far as I know, I was the only wedding crasher (no femquars, all humans, sorry). The pews were pretty full.
Also, she was very tall for a woman.

Building up on this. IIRC the oculus was esentially the nervous system of a collector hooked up to life support inside the ship. Instead of having the reaper use people goo as magic juice, why not have it use a network of human brains as it's processing unit? That way sovereign's line about them being each a nation would make sense and the colonists' fate is made more horrific by the implication that they may remain conscious inside the reaper

>the colonists' fate is made more horrific by the implication that they may remain conscious inside the reaper

they DO remain conscious within the Reaper

Legion tells you exactly this earlier

3 abilities, thats even less than ME2
count passive powers in and its a cover shooter.
wtf are they doing.
ME1/3's gameplay was fun because you had so many powers at your disposal and could experiment with them.

>they DO remain conscious within the Reaper
after being liquefied. It's dumb as fuck

Three abilities as ME3's multiplayer classes worked

Having more in singleplayer ruined the game balance, every class was just a jack of all trades

>less abilities in the field sound good
biodrone pls

I don't mind. tall women are fine too.

The original battle had phases where Shepard would use some sort of turret to gun down the baby Reaper, there are even unused audios with squadies telling Shepard to use it.

I want to have fun and let enemies disintegrate in biotic explosions while parts of them fly around the screen.
I dont care much for being OP in singleplayer. you multiplayer cucks are exactly why ME is going in the GoW/CoD direction. neck yourself pleb.

>a railshooter part as bossfight
even worse than having no endboss at all

What passive powers?

ammo mods?
barrier?
marksman?

After sovereign taking on two fleets before going down, being able to kill a reaper with anything short of a nuclear strike really undermines them as a threat. The thanix missiles in ME3 were also complete bullshit

scratch marksman, its more of an active power

Ammo powers aren't passive anymore.

Which passive powers are in Andromeda that fill active ability slots?

>Ammo powers aren't passive anymore.

how should I know, we didnt see any real gameplay trailers yet. We dont even know what powers will be in the game.

Do we even get a reason of why the Alliance grounded Joker after the Normandy's destruction? Wasn't him the best pilot in the fleet?

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If you don't know what you're talking about then why are you posting bullshit about how powers will work?

they had to give a reason why joker left the alliance and joined up with cerberus.
One of the things that make the beginning of ME2 so absurd.

what? are you fucking dense?
I was complaining about the fact that we will have only 3 powers in the field as confirmed by this tweet, which is pretty meager of a ME game.

If you thinkgiving the player less abilities to play with is a good thing, be my fucking guest you sorry example of an autistic loser.

>active ability slots

No one wanted the krogan back in Andromeda. No one wanted those fucking rapists. But for some reason, Bioware could not do without them. They must fill some special narrative or gameplay function.

>No one wanted the krogan back in Andromeda.

>No one wanted the krogan back in Andromeda.

wew

>No one wanted those fucking rapists.
where did this meme come from?
It always was batarians that raided human colonies for human slaves.

did you watch too many SFM cuck porn?

He blew too many load to his "rape of palaven" fanfic

How fast did inquisiton get cracked?

Did BioWare design the Angara to look like bunnies on purpose? I wonder if Turians were intended to look cat-like, since that's what most people think.

Well angora is a breed of rabbit ,so probably

current trend with games protected by denuvo is that they are cracked within the first week.
I am looking forward to all the salt from plebs who bought it.

Not that user, but Krogan being invited by the initiative is pants on head retarded.

Does anyone have that blog of a guy playing through the trilogy were he points out that the series started to fall apart at 2?

yee it makes no sense even considering taking them. also its hard to believe with the salarians would want to have them onboard.

why didnt the volus get a spot? you would think the spacejews would weasel themselves into this.
whats with the drell who were in dire need of a new homeplanet.

>Turians
>cat-like
Aren't they explicitly based on predatory birds?

Yes. That's why their ships look like talons.

huh, for the same reason that asari ships look like giant vulvas?

Giant MTs. It's all about that girth.

>yfw a giant gun suddenly errects itself out of that opening

>enter room
>ENEMIES EVERYWHERE
>its 3v20

>10

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>9

I wonder what it's like to smell a quarian.

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Try to imagine someone wearing the same clothes 24/7.

Perfect, thank you

I wonder what it's like to cuddle a quarian, especially if she gets horny during it.

Like getting with a horny christian girl who's waiting till marriage, so lotsa hand jobs.

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Yes, I am ready for Mass Effect: Sera

They probably have some kind of cooling / air conditioning technology built-in, I imagine it has higher priority than nerve stimulant programs for sexual purposes.

No blowjobs?

From the horny christian girl? Yes
From fishbowl face? Not unless these holes opens up

>No one wanted the krogan back in Andromeda

Though I agree with this guy in a lot of stuff (like Cerberus being a retarded concept), he's too much enamored with ME1 and too harsh in 2 and 3, I loved ME1's plot but it does have some contrivances and other flaws, yet this guy uses the first one as a template of sorts, "hurr if it happened in ME1 it would happen this way".

Focus testers said they did not want the krogan and quarians back.

Who ?

People that Bioware focus-tested while planning Andromeda.

Krogan are violent and backwards, reminding people of niggers. People only pretend to like them, in reality, their behavior is offputting to the civilized

a reaper baby

>did not want the krogan and quarians

They are at least right about the quarians.

>said they did not want the krogan and quarians back.

No, they said that of the six most prominent races, they'd be the least bothered by those two being excluded.

>Krogan are violent and backwards, reminding people of niggers
>People only pretend to like them, in reality, their behavior is offputting to the civilized
There are some good Krogans just like there are some good niggers user

Probably lots of dry humping and thighjobs, plus lots of moaning in a vaguely Slavic accent.

do you guys have any links to these results? any other interesting things?

Elaborate.

The Phoenix armor is actually pretty nice looking when it's modded to the correct white/red color scheme.

>"hurr if it happened in ME1 it would happen this way".
Well, ME1 did establish the series so I think that's fair. I think one of the many points he makes is that the sequels would be okay if they weren't Mass Effect sequels because ME2 for example had no interest in being one. He criticizes it as a series of games, not as standalone games.

I hope I can map powers to the paddles on the Xbone Pro controller on PC.