Insurance

Long story short, I was driving and had to take a shit so I tried hanging my ass out the window while keeping my foot on the wheel and accidentally jerked the wheel with my foot and went in the ditch. So long as my insurance doesn't find out about that I should be ok right? I managed to get the shit out of the seat where it got in after crashing. So I can just say I was dodging a kangaroo or something and they won't question it, right?

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im sorry, what?

That wasn't the short of it. The short of it is that you're retarded.

>Kangaroo

Are shit-bys common in Australia

Also kek

I'm not Australian I live in US

Are shit-bys common in your neighborhood?

please be real

post pics

Fucking Aussies

No, youre supposed to hit the kangaroo in a situation like that

Where the hell are roo's living in the US

They are natural to the US aren't they?

No I just had to go

>Be australian
>POO ON ROO

You out could've just stopped and went behind a tree I've never seen a person take a shit more complex

>had to take a shit
>I tried hanging my ass out the window while keeping my foot on the wheel

Genius method. You should have stopped the car, gone off the shoulder as much as practical, and then hid behind it while pooping.

I thought it would save on my drive time ok?

>Save drive time

You should've just shat on your upholstery

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here is OP in action

AY YO HOL UP

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This is exactly what I did except I was driving

I don't care if this is bait, but you don't have to report it, repair it yourself. Either way if you keep having reports whether your fault or not your rates will most likely go up in the future

Only if you really hate your car.

What's the long story?

>shit-bys

Since street shitting isn't legal like in his home country, he's trying to improve his "shit and shoot" times so the cops don't catch him with his pants down.