Long story short, I was driving and had to take a shit so I tried hanging my ass out the window while keeping my foot on the wheel and accidentally jerked the wheel with my foot and went in the ditch. So long as my insurance doesn't find out about that I should be ok right? I managed to get the shit out of the seat where it got in after crashing. So I can just say I was dodging a kangaroo or something and they won't question it, right?
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Asher Bell
im sorry, what?
Kevin Torres
That wasn't the short of it. The short of it is that you're retarded.
Dylan Collins
>Kangaroo
Are shit-bys common in Australia
Also kek
Josiah Wood
I'm not Australian I live in US
Jace White
Are shit-bys common in your neighborhood?
Christopher Bennett
please be real
Lucas Thomas
post pics
Landon Murphy
Fucking Aussies
Parker Taylor
No, youre supposed to hit the kangaroo in a situation like that
Juan Russell
Where the hell are roo's living in the US
Lincoln Ward
They are natural to the US aren't they?
No I just had to go
Mason Peterson
>Be australian
>POO ON ROO
Hudson Martinez
You out could've just stopped and went behind a tree I've never seen a person take a shit more complex
Luis Howard
>had to take a shit
>I tried hanging my ass out the window while keeping my foot on the wheel
Genius method. You should have stopped the car, gone off the shoulder as much as practical, and then hid behind it while pooping.
Isaiah Diaz
I thought it would save on my drive time ok?
Aiden Kelly
>Save drive time
You should've just shat on your upholstery
Isaac Jenkins
youtube.com
here is OP in action
Charles Ortiz
Nicholas Ortiz
This is exactly what I did except I was driving
Dylan Hernandez
I don't care if this is bait, but you don't have to report it, repair it yourself. Either way if you keep having reports whether your fault or not your rates will most likely go up in the future
Cameron Ortiz
Only if you really hate your car.
Joshua Wright
What's the long story?
Jeremiah Mitchell
>shit-bys
Michael Lopez
Since street shitting isn't legal like in his home country, he's trying to improve his "shit and shoot" times so the cops don't catch him with his pants down.