/wotg/ - World of Tanks General

Beautiful Tanks Edition
(Centurion AX not welcome)
Previously on F#A#ggots: ~no clan faggotry~

FAQ
>where do I look up tanks
tanks.gg
>how do i find ppl to platoon with
dont be blue and ask in the Veeky Forums channel (though it's almost always dead)
>what nation has the best tanks?
france
>what nation should i avoid?
germany
>what is the most aesthetic tank
AMX 30B

News:
Terrible WG superb owl commercials

Clans proven to be social constructs made to keep people playing long past the point at which the game has lost all engagement

Neko girls proclaimed non-furry organisms by leadership of all major clans

Studies link conspicuous routine increases in shitpost frequency with American waking hours

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>Neko girls proclaimed non-furry organisms by leadership of all major clans

So, whats the secret code for commercial break that they were announcing??

Anyone knows?

2nd for comfiest tenk in the game

>(Centurion AX not welcome)
I see that the French are still booty blasted about being inferior to the English.

Threadly and friendly reminder that the Centurion Action X is the patrician's choice for most aesthetic tank.

Lets just get this over with early in the thread.

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Clans are houses of drama. They are an obligation that no sane person would willingly sign up for.
Clans are a social construct made to keep people playing long after the game has lost all engagement.
Everyone is welcome and recommended to add me to their mute/block/ignore list.

Get a trip so I can filter you/

He's right though.

Daily Reminder: WoT is pure shit. Go to Gulag, capitalist pigs

filter the filenames and I'll have to get some new ones

Am I cute user?

>driving a tier 5 scout
>four E 25 platoon'd up on enemy team
Why is this allowed.

I'd suck a 122 out of ya

4th skill for burger heavies?
i already have full repairs, bia and one set of useful skills

because they're having fun. and they paid to have that fun.

Get the second set of useful skills then

>get wrecked by one E 25 while fighting a Chaffee
>one of them finished the game with 10 kills

First for snek a shit

y-yay

Should I even bother buying the Kranvagn?

I already have the 50b, and the Krankvagen doesn't really look fun, especially since they're probably going to nerf the DPM further.

Agreed. Dullahan > snek

gj you finished WoT

WG really? A clone of clone of clone?

This is the next level, its literally clone of T-44-100 with 300 alpha lmao

Sounds like they made a good purchase! You ought to get your grubby little hands on one of those. You could have fun, too. Wouldn't you like that? $30

That shit only good on ridges.
Fiddy B always good.
fiddy 7 good on maps where you can isolate easily (i.e. most non open maps)

I managed to run out of free xp on the test server.

buy some more :^)

second for snek a shit

good taste

well there arent many left and for most crew men i have to choose between camo or firefighting
camo seems of little use for a heavy but on the other hand i cant remember when i was set on fire the last time in the patriot or e5

get the other view range skill for the commander
get the other gun handling skill for the gunner
driver and loader skills are all worthless so I'd recommend you to get camo

HISTORIC

tfw

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me always

they wouldn't be so bad if they had slower rotation speed

Third for snek a shit

balanced :^)

>posting yourself using banned mods

top lmao

white wrecks are not illegal

If E5 facehugs you shoot him here.

yes they are

none of the mods I use are banned

they are not

literally 0,5mm wide

classic strat, perfectly executed

Good thing you're literally 0.5mm from where you're trying to shoot.

awoo tourney

>getting hugged by spershing
>real life logic would say I should aim there
>bounce
>bounce
>bounce
>bounce
ok

autistic manchild rage incoming in T minus 60 minutes....

It's happening right now.

OHOIHOHOHOHOHOHOIHOH

Daily reminder that NeverEnoughTanks has moved on from posting snek and moved on to posting his new trash waifu. Expeditionary taskforce to Canada on assassination mission when?

really activates those almonds

this tank is the only reason my wn8 isnt dogshit

>Blocking your name

No it's not.

>Punishing people for seeing the wrong of their ways
As long as there's less snek posting and more snek hating there's nothing wrong with this

>shitting up the thread at all with that garbage
Yes there is something wrong with that. Neck yourself

Sometimes dreams don't come true

Tier 1 is masochism

The shitpost has been going down exponentially and the general has been dead since then, we need to make shitposting great again to keep the meme economy alive
>snek a shit

bunch a fuckin herpas

ev pls. you're just booty blasted that snek a shit. Dullahan is best monster and best girl.

...

>just finished last day of work
>Got a case of beer
>Gonna play the Patriot till I pass out tonight

Feels good wotg

wanna toon?

>working on the Sabbath
It's like you want to go to hell

you gotem

the typical elc try hard
cant wait for the tears when they rebalance this shitter mobile

...

That all depends on whether or not you're on NA and if you want to carry a drunken yellow shitter

greg?

>tfw dith is too cool with his new friends to pay you any attention

>turn off Assault mode
>WR and W8 are rising

Huh. Are they gonna make it trash you think? That's a shame, it's unique and fun right now.

>awoo lost to a bunch of green and yellow clans

really makes you think

>turn off Assault and Encounter
>win rate and WN8 skyrockets

no, i promise

i doubt it will keep the 90mm gun if all the t6 lights are only allowed to have some shitty 75mm gun
nerfing the dpm or handling isnt an option either because those are already terrible

I bet WG will just leave it as is but make it a tier 6. Tbh they just need to make it a tier 6 TD and leave it at that.

if I make my 59-16 loader/radioman have Situation Awareness because he does both roles, will he still have that functioning if he's just the loader in the Type 64?

you can't always expect people to message you. sometimes you need to message them first.

No.

no, it will be inactive
there is no disadvantage or such though, meaning it will still train normally for example

I love my e8

commander looks like she crushes soup cans between her thighs after finishing them

damn wonder how it'd feel with my snek

>play Erlenberg
>game turns into standoff (noone wants to cross a river)
>10 minutes into a game its 4v6 we loosing
>we kill 2 enemies , lose teammate medium
>Its ok , only arty left
>Think that my bulldog can cross the river
>drown
Turned off game in embarresment, teammate arties won the game

thats why i havent changed her, its kinda fitting for a russian commander babuschka
pic related on the other hand i will change at some point, pisses me off every time i see her monkey face

wew lad

>Those new Jap heavy guns

What sekret document did they find this landcancer in?

What's gonna happen to my Type 64, /wotg/? Normal mm?

>On the Emil I
>Fully aim
>Miss
>Miss
>Miss
>Miss
>Reload
>Fully aim
>Miss
>Miss
>Miss
>Miss
>Sell

emil 1 was fun I had a full grille crew and wasn't shit

I had a full girl crew too and every game was still terrible, at least 3/4 of all my shots went off the reticle and straight into the sky or the floor before I finally sold it after about 80 games of pure suffering

>consumed far too much alcohol already
>only managed to play the patriot 3 games
>0 for 3

>top scoring heavy
>in a bottom tier 10 game

ehheheehehee

works on my machine :^)

>broken power creep heavy
>in a tier 10 game

>Stiffedra
what did they mean by this?

That would be the worst thing ever.
TDs don't have handbrakes, and that's 30 percent of the fun.