Overwatch General - /owg/

Jesse McCree
Abs

Previous thread: Why are discordposters so fucking incompetent?

I wish OPs with discord links in them could be reported desu

OK, I know this question exposes me as a shit player, but how the FUCK do you deal with a well guarded Bastion nest?
You know, one with Bastion, Reinhardt, another tank and usually 2 healers.

Gonna need a link to the uncensored version.

WATCHES OVER YOU

>amerilards waking up
>waifuposting on the rise
it's that time of the day again

This post is for the Brown Waifu Alliance.

Commencing Roll call.

reposting for good measure
>4122 average SR on both teams
>number of rein picks: 0
>number of zarya picks: 0
>number of lucio picks: 1
>number of ana picks: 2

>number of dps picks: 9

anyone who believes that ranked gets better the more SR you have, you've been lied to.

Reporting in

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1.He keeps doing only thing he likes - fighting

It's 4:38pm my dude. The only thing waking up is my dick.

>never take Talon Tracer seriously at all
>someone links me a 20k fic about Tracer's corruption with really extensive worldbuilding
>can't stop thinking about it now

fugg. I wonder how overwatch's story would develop if they let someone like this write their plot.

golds get out reeeeeeeeeeeee

Sombra online.

Just look up Pseudonym3D

ana a shit and a terrible mom

Sombra's hack now disables primary weapon fire but leaves abilities open. is she fixed?

I was in that game holy shit

Our team was an unsalvageable mess

post it

Post Sombra

blue has a perfect face!

our genji and tracer were both absolutely useless, so we were in the same boat.

>americucks waking up
>thread quality decreases

really makes you think

>tfw Zarya will never bring you close to cumming but then beat the shit out of you until you are completely flaccid and then repeat this for two hours until she gives you permission to cum all over her abs

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>ana hanging out in giza
>doesn't bother to see pharah

ok what do you guys think about this
>increase barrier values by 25%
>hitscan weapons except zarya can now shoot through barriers for 25% damage

>attack first round
>good team comp, push payload to near the end
>onto second round
>team completely fucks up the team comp, all healers and tanks decide to pick DPS for defense
>lose because they all seperate and nobody can do anything

Great

I disagree but I'm glad we both enjoy this game!

blue has a perfect voice!

>amerilards
implying

Well okay, but it's pretty long. archiveofourown.org/works/8162474 Don't get fooled by the tags, the widowtracer is barely there.

My god...

wow im glad your village or whatever you third worlders live in gets wifi.

Really makes you think

Just made it to gm, what's next?

>abandons her daughter for 2 decades without a word because Widow hurt her pride
she was just as bad as Jack and Gabe

OK bronze shitter

>wrong arm

I'd still give it a free pass because Jesse.

blue has a perfect figure!

More like six years or so but yeah, she didn't even visit Pharah despite being in the same city.

I want to be her friend

So, are all the other gorillas in the Moon just like, permanently angry or something?
Just hopping around, flailing their arms and shit?

she was gone long before the fall of Overwatch

>it's a dipshit FOTM Symmetra charging right at you when you have flashbang ready episode

>
>that blue
>that everything
MUH DICK

the life support systems failed, supplies ran out, and they all died a long time long ago

>"Blocks your path"

>Sombra: It's nice working with you McCree! If that is your real name..
>omniv in hollywood says how ridiculous McCree sounds for a name

What are the chances that Jesse McCree is his name for being a cum dumpster?

This abhorrent, absurd and stupid post unironically let me completely speechless.

is Reyes the hottest male cast member?

>hooks you

*abuses his spouse*

I'm trying to get through the door. Stop...

She couldn't have. She's in photos with Tracer and Tracer was only 21 when Overwatch fell so unless Tracer was actually a pilot, had her accident and became a field agent while being a teenager Ana couldn't have left decades ago.

She knows your browser history user, I don't think she wants to be your friend.

Chu reads fanfics to "fuel" his creativity.

hello????

Squeal for me.

Reyes was not an abusive partner

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wrong

>backfill match
>get 1 kill
>gold medal
Is... is this the power of diamond?

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prove it

It's QP so people could've been constantly leaving.

Are there any Reaper ships that are actually straight?

God I hate the weekends, so many shitty stacks that just pick whatever they feel like in comp and dogpile anyone who calls them out on it

*hooks your waifu*

No. The people that overtly care about shipping love gay shit for whatever reason.

not even qp

Is there any point in trying to climb without a 6 man team?

>Prrrrt
>BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Well there's no backfill in comp so it's either QP or some arcade mode.

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>Tracer sticks her bomb on Mercy
>Bubble her and save her
>Forget to bubble myself and she runs straight into me killing me
>Solo rezes me immediately
Cute

There is Mercy Kill but that's not as popular.

>get matched against a six stack of Top 500s
>in QP
Quickest leave of my life

>try out Ana, don't usually play support
>have to get right up inside our tank's ass to heal them because some faggot 76 and Mei keep spastically dancing and jumping around in my way
>76 says his ult is ready
>their d.Va is dead and their Reinhardt's shields are down
>ult on him
>he sprints in and dies without activating it
>he's level 647

>Mercy/Reyes not popular
but why not, it's the best

>Veeky Forums and music
I don't know user, I think she'll be cool with it.

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Ready for duty.

>implying

I bet Sombra masturbates on leaked photos

Pleasantly surprised there's quite a bit of Sombra art where it actually looks like her.

MAn, people really think that just because you are playing QP, you cant ask a teammate to switch or give advice.

And if you play comp then you still get stupid teams who make the same mistakes from QP.

What's the fucking point of this game?

Jack was reserved for Ana don't let anyone tell you different