Overwatch takes place in a post-racial, post-sexual orientation world. Straight is anyone who doesn't have sex with robots.
Jason Scott
I NEED TO BREED WITH PHARAH
Christopher Diaz
Sombra online.
Brody Johnson
I want to abuse 76's butt
Sebastian Butler
Never forget
Jaxson Price
still requesting good Mercy/Reyes art preferably classic/young Reyes and Mercy thanks
Michael Diaz
>tfw just solo'd a 76 and Zarya in 3v3 wew lad, my fucking heartrate is nuts right now
Angel King
Everyone does
Nathan Cooper
Jamison Fawkes! And Lucio Correia dos Santos!
Logan Young
>It's another episode of "Roadhog hooks you through walls a million miles away"
Aiden Wright
Women can't breed with each other Mercy.
Carson Miller
Just how advanced is Bastion's A.I.? Is he capable of thought? Is he capable of love?
Hudson Campbell
Post suffering
Easton Morgan
Advanced enough that a birb reprogrammed it.
Hunter Johnson
see you in 3 days
Justin Moore
How do I git gud?
Jaxon Richardson
PLEASE STOP
Luke Lee
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Daniel Turner
Posting some Spicy thighs for the user last thread
Angel Ross
>sombra being a bully DELET THIS
David Ross
Your sacrifice will not be in vain, user
Joseph Cook
by stop browsing ifunny
Isaiah Miller
>not hacking thru your ban git gud
Chase Morris
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Liam White
what's supposed to be happening here?
Easton Martin
who'd you play
Adam Young
he dropped the beat too hard and now his ears are bleeding?
Juan Bell
Looks like his headphones blew up or were destroyed and it fucked up his hearing
Jacob Bennett
Lucio got tinnitus.
Cooper Carter
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Caleb Myers
This kind of thing makes me feel awful. I just want to hold him and let him know he's loved.
Daniel Walker
what if Doomfist is actually the gauntlet, and we get Terry Crews' voice coming out a speaker on the gauntlet which is wielded by some literally who?
Jason Hill
lol
Asher Jackson
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Jeremiah Ortiz
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Caleb Lopez
>Life is pain, so... is death
Charles James
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Christian Reyes
Fug, Marry, kill overwatch edition
Daniel Ramirez
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Charles Baker
DELETE THIS
Elijah Richardson
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Blake Morgan
being Jack is suffering
Aiden Johnson
Fareeha Fareeha Tracer
William Hernandez
goddamn, sauce?
Easton Bell
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William Perry
>Genji
Nolan Clark
Sym's cute even as a loli
Jack Moore
>the game has all sorts of contextual and automated voice lines for locations of enemies and things (behind you, sniper spotted, teleported here etc)
>they are 100% fucking useless because they have zero location context and the voice lines aren't even played directionally to you so you can even know where the guy who said it is standing
Why do these things fucking exist christ, they are just annoying to hear and provide zero useful information.
Evan Murphy
I thought that /owg/ wasn't attracted to Genji
Jose Miller
I personally don't like a lot of the lewds for him because there's so much robo pussy stuff which isn't up my alley at all. Can't speak for the rest of /owg/ though
Gabriel Nelson
There's like three guys here that like Genji but I'm 85% sure they just like him to try to provoke a shipping war.
Chase Hernandez
>that torso shape This is pedophilia, what the fuck.
Carson Ward
2bh being turned into a badass cyborg like that would be pretty dope, not gonna lie
Sebastian Cruz
why does this happen
Owen Foster
>climb 500 SR >lose 750 SR >regain all of it again >4 SR away from beating my previous high >someone picks hanzo against an organised 4 stack and throws the game away
someone paypal me money so I can buy lootboxes, I want the reinhardt skin
Carson Miller
>in a fight >glance backwards to make sure im not being flanked >LOOK OUT, BEHIND YOU! th-thanks
Jack Collins
f fug reaper marry mccree kill bastion
Luke Rogers
sent ;)
Hudson Collins
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Cooper Scott
noice
John Brooks
>Do well with dps. Huge gold elims k/d and dmg >only reason we are still in the game single handily carrying. >team is shitters and we lose >chat is full of blaming me Always regret opening comms in this stupid game. And another thing the card, medal system has to be reworked. Its retarded that you can do so well and not get potg or a card because the healer and block card is considered more important.
Luke Wilson
How much should you be healing to be effective, as an Ana?
Jason Martinez
>just now qualifying >6/10 complete, 5/10 losses Are supports still fucked when it comes to SR? Ive got a bad feeling about this season
Thomas Jackson
Fuck Mercy Marry Mercy Kill Mei __
Cameron Sanchez
Why do people instantly blame a loss on you if you play Soldier and don't manage to kill the Pharah every single time she shows up? She's pretty hard to hit when she's far away, not to mention all the cover she can get behind while getting healed.
Landon Lewis
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Ethan Collins
At least they're friends in another dimension
Luis Mitchell
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Evan Price
This is the first decent Pharah art ive seen
Chase Wright
what annoys me is that if you don't main a hero all game, you more than likely wont get MVP, basically punishing you for switching heroes as the fight changes.
Liam Rodriguez
there is literally nothing i can do to climb out of this SR shithole.
i do literally everything correctly. How could they fuck up match making so badly from season 1? All they had to fucking do was remove the rank farming exploits and it would have been fine.
Michael Rivera
It's Junkrat having a Vietnam flashback to watching his mom die. It's not canon as far as we know if that's what you mean.
Jaxson Bailey
Are you retarded? What sort of fucking question is this? Do you think there is some magic number you should hit? Just heal people who need healing you dense shit.
Anthony Harris
So you would willingly go through untold levels of pain and suffering just to become a half man half machine abomination?
Parker Watson
Fug Road Marry Winston Kill Genji
Jonathan Hughes
Do you think that Reaper regrets what happened to Widowmaker now that he's switched sides and is forced to work with her on a daily basis?
Colton Peterson
I see a lot of games where soldiers never attempt to kill the Pharah and he is basically made for it.
Thomas Wilson
I'm sure some fujos like him, but there are infinitely better OW men.
Nathan Cooper
You must not be paying much attention
Charles Allen
Junkrat Junkrat Nobody
Ryder Scott
And people have the nerve to shit on ReiQ for being a "Bad artist"
Isaac Ward
>he hasn't embraced transhumanism push beyond the limits of your feeble flesh
John Cox
You're supposed to at least keep her from flanking and destroying the backline. Moreso if she's being pocketed by Mercy as it leaves the rest of the team with 1 healer to deal with. She has low health to boot.
Isaiah Williams
because overwatch isn't a game where one man can do all the work, so your rank is entirely dependent on how good your teammates are.
at least in games likes csgo, one person can theoretically solo the entire enemy team.
Zachary Campbell
genji's really cute though
Ethan Rodriguez
When does the holiday end btw
Xavier Nelson
I'm still waiting for a "Help" voice command
Josiah Reyes
People who have never played solider so they don't understand what it's actually like to play against a good pharah who stays at max distance.
76 isn't even the best pharah counter, Widow and Ana are.
Tyler Reed
I havent played this game in a few months, whats with all the low level players picking Bastion now? Did he get buffed or something
Joshua Parker
>Enemy turret's not gonna bother us anymore!
Sebastian Wilson
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Jaxson Williams
People seem to think he doesn't have massive bloom at range. At best all you can do against an aware Pharah is pressure them into staying away from your team.
If she has a Mercy with her and your team is still forcing you to 1v2 them, they are fucking idiots.
Christopher Jones
>almost always matched with diamonds and masters in quickplay >do just fine against them, everything feels normal >even outplay them from time to time
>decide it's time for placements >matched with golds and silvers during placements >leavers, zero communication, no healers and 5 DPS -- standard fare >win 6, tie 1, lose 3
>congratulations, user! Promotion! >2411 SR
I gave up trying to understand.
Benjamin Taylor
>join a match, doing well >suddenly the enemy team breaks past our choke point >and my ping spikes to 500+ >teleport around the map while trying to stay on the point so they don't capture it >CONNECTION TO GAME SERVER LOST >quit, rejoin >forced into the same match I just left with 100-200 ping >we lose >join new match and the issue is gone I hate this shit. I don't know whether to blame Comcast or Blizzard.
Lucas Ortiz
This reminds me of that Thomas the Tank engine thing