"my boyfriend is a car guy..."

>"my boyfriend is a car guy..."

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>2 glasses later
>*takes phone*
>honey, could you pick me up?

Jokes on you OP, I've never had a girlfriend

>"my girlfriend is an alcoholic whore..."

This.

>"my boyfriend is a car..."

Good thing I'm dating a man.

People think I'm a "car guy". I'm the furthest thing from a car guy. I'm a fan of products designed to last, and more importantly are actually compelling enough that people will want to take care of them forever.

>have a slight interest cars
>people think I know everything about them and need to be a mechanic

fuck off I dont even like working on cars or driving stop telling people Im a car guy

satan is a faggot

Gr8 b8
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>"my life is a meme...."

edd would never use foul language

Well of course not. It was just the first "guy working on car" pic I had. And I'm sure Edd's gf is lovely.

>And I'm sure Edd's gf is

Choose your next words very carefully,mate
>lovely

Wise choice,user

>rovers and porsches
>designed to last
>faggot shoes

thats me

if you do all the preventative maintenance (he seems like he can afford it as well) then yeah theyll last as long as any other cars on the road.

Daddy

what is this from? also holy kek

>he never watched Turbo Teen

Knight Rider is better for your Pontiac fix tho