/mbg/ - Mount & Blade General

oh, I thought you meant there was a lewd horse

>4
of course senpai, how could I forget

I don't know what exactly went wrong in your game, but I suppose it's a bug and people that play the mod already know about it or it's a bug that crops up every now and then so nobody knows about it.

I'm posting Cao Cao in honour of the poster who was posting in honour of the original Cao Cao poster until we get a good Romance of the three kingdoms mod.

>not even using the right horse

pls give suggestions boi's

>giant_cock
>giant_ass
>giant_pussy
>giant_pussy_test

don't read that stuff on the left please.

i'm liking these sidebar things

lewd downloads?

>help the english get out of being knee deep in shit for a couple of months
>they now control all the british isles and are beating the shit out of france, norway and the emirate of granada at the same time
I have created a monster.
This actually fucks me up because I wanted to start my own kingdom in noob island ireland.

Should have helped the Welsh.

>ever thinking noob ireland works outside ck2

dun goofed lad

It is Wedding Dance. The original modder took it down from nexus when he realized he left all the lewd in. I'm pretty sure The SoTT Trilogy and Dickplomacy use the sex animations from it.

Some user here had the Original M&B version (the one with the lewd) and ported it to warband.

I downloaded it because someone told me it had good nun assets...I was tricked.

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mediafire.com/file/1l3u669mngdmvpr/Diplomacy+4.3.0.7PL.7z

if anyone is interested, here is a version of Dickplomacy with polished landscapes and rubik's political map generator (forums.taleworlds.com/index.php/topic,251355.0.html) (accessed through the report menu).
it can't properly be called dickplomacy because dickplomacy user didn't put the sex stuff in the source code and you can't add it with the text files from vanilla dickplo, it does however have the other cool stuff like the custom banner creator and formation AI so it's more like a diplomacy+ mod.

Do you need WSE for this?

I now see my massive fuckup.
And yes, I tried to extrapolate the noob island thing from ck2 :^)

you don't NEED it but if you don't use it the heraldic horse will be invisible.

baka!

:3

Why are bows so bad in VC?

They aren't if you can flank the enemy with your bows, otherwise the abundance of infantry with shields will make them useless.

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Can someone trick me into clicking a "new" bannerlord blog? For a second I'll think there is news and be happy.

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!!!new bannerlord blog LITTERALY just released!!!

taleworlds.com/en/Games/Bannerlord/Blog/17

Thank you user you are kind.

OH SNAP. WTF DID THEY DO TO THE ARMOR

>tfw don't feel anything anymore

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THE LINK IS NOT WORKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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just use the BIG PICT XBOWS

I don't want to be a dirty Pict.

Oh wow user... the link doesn't exist... hahaha, you got me user... you did...
;_;

Greater OS stability improves the performance of everything though. Think of the OS as less of the thing you login to but the foundation for all of your applications.

>Waiting for Bannerlord 2
>2
I didn't think there was something for which the wait could be longer than Bannerlord, but you proved me wrong user.
Nah, I'm just kidding. There's always Dwarf Fortress 1.0

Wow, it only feel like a year ago when someone was posting
>New Blog!

And giving a link that ended in 15 instead of 17.

We sure did get a lot of blogs since them, didn't we?

To be fair, that was pretty close to a year ago.

Post your kniggas

>green armor ever

It's camo

you don't have to be a pict to recruit them user

I DON'T WANT TO BE A FUCKING PICT!

So you can blend in with the other Rhodoks?

REEEEEE SSDs are bad, you're an autistic dumb nigger omg :(

What is actually the best infantry formation to meet a cavalry charge in Warband?

More, heavier cavalry.

I just always try to get my guys into dense woods/water/on a steep incline, usually makes the enemy cav pretty easy pickings.

>But I have no cavalry and there are no woods/water/mountains

You fucked up before the battle even started by engaging the enemy in such an unfavorable environment

link to the ported version?

well you are missing out on high piercing damage with decent RoF unit then is this a pontus joke?

Yes

What is the most expansive mod out their guys.
I have played AD 1257, Brytenwalda, VC, PoP and aCoK.
I got the idea that VC added the most new features but still I was hoping for a mod with more rp options.

ACOK and Brytenwalda are the best mods. Geko has the most new features.

warwolf

MY MEN WOULD LIKE A WORD WITH YOU ABOUT YOUR PURRRRRRSE-ONAL BELONGINGS

Are there any warband mods so I can play in the Roman empire fighting shit skins and Germanic tribes?

Bellum Imperii

>mandatory walk backwards and fall
>the creator of walk backwards and fall

try playing a mod that has Dark Knights implemented and put them on either a random timer or enable them immediately

S.Mayo has the equivalent of Dark Knights but they are pretty weak compared.

Perisno apparently has a pretty powerful dark knight equivalent

Git gud

>Roman empire fighting shit skins and Germanic tribes?
youtube.com/watch?v=M_JVaMuZZBQ

>holding ACOCK and boringblanda as best mods
>implying Geko isn't literally native taking part in japan without cavalry and any difference between factions

ebin meme my lad

warwolf

>Blog will probably take a little longer but some news will come in a different form. Can't talk about it right now.

What did ginge mean by this?

>new blog released
>"Sorry guys, can't talk about it right now"

>some kind of form in the players's hands by the end of 2016

what version of suvusbanana mutabuth should i dl

well, I guess that's why he'd rather not promise us stuff

Bannerlord when guys?

Come on, it cant be that long
and what about the blog? Any new info?Anything?

>217 day in aCocK
>still literally NOTHING is happening in the world

acok is static as fuck

just go to essos and try to kill and conquer everything

It can't be! There are fixed events railroading your way through!

I just put the files in user's swed mayo submod into the swed mayo folder right?

The sex stuff is actually in the source code from what I can tell, it's just not immediately clear how to enable it.

I mean, I can undesrtand the plot railroading, but hell, the actual tSoIaF plot did fucking develop, characters died, kingdoms died, wars were declared and truces betrayed, all that stuff. The world was alive. In acok, I feel like in a museum, everything is beautiful and realistic and cool but doesn't move and gets boring soon enough. Becoming a king and conquering everything is even easier than in native, because in native factions actually attacked you after declaring war. I once tried to go full CHA character and persuaded the king of Dorne to declare war on Stormlands, which he did. And guess what? Not even a single battle happened between lords of dorne and stormlands, and they made peace in a week or so.
ACOK has stunning graphics and the best scenes I ever saw in any m&b mod, troop trees and item selection are also great but the gameplay is pretty much nonexistent. And I'm not even talking about broken features like hardcoded lance cracking if you deal more than 30 damage with it.

That's a nice post, user.

like I said, it is fucking static, that why I stopped playing this mod

Anyway, is there a good Lotr mod?

TLD

Sarranids only. Unify the sands and the steppe.

why the fuck are there invisible walls in 1257AD sieges?
who thought this would be a good idea?

None.

>start playing swed mayo
>finish tutorial quest
>guild master quest wants me to ransom from some village in the north
>on the way there get jumped by 200 spanish conquistadors

the fuck

Stop playing that shitty mod.

you WILL do the siege EXACTLY as the all knowing mod creators have deigned you will. Player parkour for new routes is NOT permitted. If enemies spawn behind the invisible walls FUCK YOU for using a high battle size.

git
gud
[spoiler0 path-finding 200 size warband getting the jump on you? Yeah right.[/spoiler]

>letting 200 spaniards catch you

use ctrl+s

you are a retarded retard

it was a 50 man group and I had just started and was moving north with my band of ~30 colonists, so I would assume they were mounted. Once they caught me all the other groups of similar size that were following them reinforced them

it's historical

>letting other groups reinforce your enemies
fucking scrub lmao