Stanced/Slammed

This user posted here a few times.
AFAIK he was the first person to bag a forte.
Not that it counts for anything

that looks like shit, what are you 16?

I don't understand this culture. Doesn't this just make your car less functional as well as look like a busted shitheap?

Literally a lawn ornament.

The idea is to look completely unusable while still being totally functional.
tl;dt only retards drive slammed static cars

>The idea is to look completely unusable
>while still being totally functional
are people this stupid?

That doesn't look like it could get over a speed bump, or even one of those reflectors in the middle of the road. How is that totally functional?

what said
slammed static is for scene points
bags or static track height is where it's at

I'm a fan of functional drops. lowered cars look good. I am not a fan of fuck tons on camber. That looks retarded.

found the filthy normies that think every slammed car is a static car

Pic related is where my personal limit would be.
Anything more and its a dedicated show car.
This is basically the limit of daily usability for any static vehicle.
Obviously some people make due while slammed on coils, but they either have balls of steel, good roads, or no undercarriage.

>hit 2-coat lane stripe
>car totaled

'slamming' a car is literally car cuckholdry

it can't off-road, neither is it a lovable-cute-infusion of road handling

Holy fuck that is a good looking car

thanktttthhhhhh

It's so fucking ugly, come on now.

No one here can be serious?

Why would they hurt an srt4 like that?

Mine looks near the same as this

>being this mongoloid

Alright looking
Garbage
Oh shit nigger what are you doing

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your car looks like shit and no one likes stance except you

> BUT... BUT... FUNCTIONAL GUISE
>FUCK THE HATERS MAN....
>pic related

haters coming through with the entertainment from their analravaging lmao

sauce on cat?

I don't get it. What the point of stancing a car? Making it look as bad as possible? Destroying the underside of your car?

People on air bags are fucking posers.

A car needs to be low when it drives too, not just low when it parks.

no, static fags are posers because that's what you do when you're too poor to afford real suspension

dubs confirm

bags are for groceries

why are properly set up cars so underrated by stancefags?

got you senpai

Why is Shakotan called stance now? Before stance, people were calling it hellaflush.

Why not just call shakotan by it's name?

I don't know why onicam is so popular. You guys really can't be driving your cars that often, otherwise you'd be breaking shit all the time.

Because most of them don't really understand suspension geometry, much less care.

They just want to look cool. Actually, I properly set up handling car would probably be unattractive to many of them; certainly nothing that would stand out amongst them. They're stretching tires to mount on their wheels for fucks sake.

To folks like them, things like pic related are really nothing more than plain-Jane street cars.

They're not tuning their cars to go fast...at least not so much through corners. They're only really interested in aesthetic.

you'd be surprised
the guy with the bagged maroon evo lives near me and he travels a LOT with that thing
travels across states just to be a part of slammedenuff events
dailies it and shows up to all the meets too

Bags would help explain why he can quite a bit. Coilover and cut springs folks don't have that kind of practicality.

hellaflush is stance

stance =/= hellaflush

shakotan just means low car you weeb

why not call them lowriders since people have been calling it that since the 40s and 50s

These cars look like shit

Is there a way to ban everyone in this thread?

why would you want to ban yourself

besides its easy to get around if you want to

>not flooded and beached
WINRAR

>slammed

OFFSET AND CAMBER IS KING
Drift poseur

guys,
listen,
what if,
>retractable bumpers
this could be a new market to start a business.

Bumper quick releases exist

Essentially yes. The whole point is to be obnoxious and trigger people

>326power
>poser

at least we know you ignant as hell cuz they put in work

>posting one of my favorite s13's
fuck me up senpai

>326 power

Oh you mean hard work into lug nuts?

itasha thread get in here

Quads is right

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on the track obvs

>track

Only pussy niggas unless you pull a Jake on the track

also lmao at u posting itasha like anyone cares

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nigga they founder a former D1GP driver

and dat hivemind on car choice

>also lmao at u posting itasha like anyone cares

Well I'm auto saging

Don't give a fuck, fuck Tezuka too

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yare yare daze

Im not so it cancels each other out

Veeky Forums is flow af anyway

I doubt you even watch D1

>yare yare daze

Fucking homo weeb shit

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only grassroots style shit is worth watching

my stand fucks ur waifu

UNDER WATER BANK

>only grassroots style shit is worth watching
Didn't get my jake joke
Got a real chuuni here

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I dont care about ur jokes nigga

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That shit won't even survive the Nikko death ditch or Ebisu, Might as well post missiles

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lmao slammed cars are fine

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if your shit aint lowdown you need to get outta town

If you don't got a pick of a certain yellow JZX100 you a scene kid

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Moccomans?

like the S14 more but whatevs

naww, nice try drift poseur. I thought you folloed speedhunters

no

and yeah Im sure Moccomans is just the goto poser name

Nissan had a retractable front air dam on their R31 as factory equipment back in the 80's.

youtube.com/watch?v=K3knaph72IE

not the man but the nigger does criminal things

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Cumaro owners will love this

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Sure

u dont need to see with your eyes as long as you can see with ur heart

ayy

Nigger, quit typing like you're my little sister

DANK DONK