New Autozone Employee

Holy heck
I know no one cares but I just got accepted for a job at Autozone as a Vatozoner and I'm super excited. Can someone who's worked there tell me what I can expect as a car enthusiast? Will I get to help hot bitches fix their thermostat in the parking lot?

...or can I just expect a lot of pic related asking for chrome fairings? ...

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you will spend all day talking to mexicants, broke bitches with dead batteries and trying to sell lucas upper cylinder oil.

Where u located op? You don't have to tell me a store number or anything just general region. If your near Mexicans pre prepare to hate your life

Florida, but a small town in central Florida not Miami aka little Cuba. Mostly rednecks and some cool older conservative cubans here and there.

The literal equivalent of a gaymer getting a job at Gamestop.

You fucked up.

What's so bad about it. Every job I've had has been hard ass manual work from 6 to whenever I get off. This seems easy as fuck.

Yeah, compare it to manual labor and it's a godsend.

Problem is now you're dealing with customer service, and you're going to want to kill yourself by the 2nd or 3rd month from all the sheer retardation coming into the store. No amount of cool, knowledgeable car guys will offset the faggotry of the average customer.

Well it's all I've ever done. Never worked retail before. Actually surprised af they hired me.

Also as long as it's not aggressive retardation (people getting violent because they have to be right) and just people who are ignorant that usually doesn't get on my nerves too much.

yeah I heard about that lucas oil crap. You have to sell 10 packets or something to fill a quota right? I'm actually a bit dissappointed in myself because I got cucked into paying for a packet of antisieze the last time I changed my spark plugs.

These two know what they're talking about, except the Seafoam is the COC right now, not Lucas.