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>PUG Services
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>Betting/Trading/Item Related
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csgobackpack.net
gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet only what you can afford to lose and most importantly: always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Money System: vakarm.net/files/aks/Cash_Csgo_Vakarm_Final.jpg
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Recoil Mechanics: twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics

>Ranks & Stats
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Pro player stats: hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
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>Game Enhancements
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>Watching Streams
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Open Source Twitch Chat: sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty

>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
Watch this EVERYDAY: youtube.com/watch?v=NUgKRtAJqwU

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pls someone b my valentine

first for OP is a faggot

reminder that our boi is B A C K

Liquid is choking again, right guis?

esl could just pick homeless guys off the street to cast games and they'd do a better and more entertaining job than the current lineup

...

Finally upgraded my comp after running on super Slav.

Any tips on how to get better or where to find people to play with or guide me? Playing alone kinda suck balls.

ummm hi maybe i can b e your valentine.

HOW TF DO I FIND A CUTE BF TO PLAY WITH?

/csgog/ is anti-faggotry, take your cancer somewhere else
thanks

h-hi

stop like literally stop I dont want to be alone anymore

Is RB6 Siege any fun? Tacticool like CS boys?

Turks not allowed in here.

Why can I hear and predict other players movements but can't hit their heads.

Why must life be shit.

every problem you can think of in cs is there + in r6
vegas 1 is the best recent one

...

i haven't been around for like a year how do you bet actual skins in your inventory or is that gone

fun isnt allowed anymore

dammit that was what made watching the matches fun

hey are you nice?

valve banned betting, google it
they forced sites to stop their betting/gambling system because retards got exposed
there are still sites where you can bet, but they're not really as known as CSGL was

CSesports.com


Valve can't govern the ruskies right? Very slim chance that site goes tits up and I don't have to wait forever to get withdraws like CSGL.

I can't believe those cocksuckers Mouz choked against Heroic. It was 10:5 when they started on CT side.

Just use vpgame like everyone else. I would trust ruskis with a site that looks like it was made in mspaint.

don't you mean csesport.com

>vpgame
>having to give you email and create your own account + link it to your steam

heck no

What the fuck are you talking about? You don't NEED to do any of that, it's just encouraged for safety/account recovery stuff. All you have to do is register and deposit, no need to even confirm your account.

What's the point of registering on their site when you can just sign in with your steam account and let valve worry about account security stuff

yeah

post your profile so i can add you.

how about you do

Ok here it comes: Tengrichan

lol

heh

pizzagate

hello disinfo agent. too bad for you, i watch alex jones and know the truth

I thought oskar was supposed to be good.

dont worry, he'll have second thoughts about joining a team by next week

>get hit with a pistol in my hand
>full stop for 1 second
>hit a guy twice
>doesnt even flinch and keeps running at full speed

really makes me think

is something wrong with my Veeky Forums X

every time this thread gets a new post it flashes as red in the thread watcher as if i had received a (You)

@167521423
>using spyware
lmoa

dead

too busy laughing at niko's life

BURN IT TO THE FUCKING GROUND

free knife :^)
twitter.com/Fever_Reaver/status/828088969992749056

Hey do you guys like nohat?

who?

>bhop cheaters who make edgy videos
who cares

liquid seems pretty shit after the roster switch if you ask me

or maybe immortals got better

>People keep on memeing that SmithZz is all brain no aim
>SmithZz becomes a coach
>Team he coaches can't win a T round to save their life

It's like poety

So I found a girl whose willing to whore herself for some skines. Any of you guys know any virgins that will trade skines for nudes?

>People keep on memeing that SmithZz is all brain no aim
>SmithZz becomes a coach
>Team he coaches can't win a T round to save their life

It's like poetry

>french superteam

are you the thread OP?

i made the last thread and my thread watcher went green every single time it got a post too

yeah i figured out thats the reason too but it's still a bug isn't it

They've been earning their $25k solely due to their CT sides atm

this is with shox aimlocking for info every round too

sad!

>french """"""""""super"""""""""team

>tfw you get so mad your hands start shaking and you can't aim

damn is this the worst stats on shox ever

>french SUPERteam
>lose to randoms

In case ur not joking that's the scoreboard glitch

>losing to cadian
worse than randoms tbqhwyf

Just opened CS for the first time after vacation and found this in my inventory.

Do I open? It's Astralis vs. Liquid

forgot pic

open it fagget

Yes. Mirage souvenirs aren't really worth of selling/holding.

Don't forget to post results.

he must've messed up and unbound his toggle

>that timing of a shot when flashed from Moddi
Hmmmmmm

>le T-side auto sniper

>safari mesh
noice
NOICE

I WAS TOLD KENNY S GOD WAS JOINING A SUPERTEAM, UH WHAT HAPPENED?

france

>enemy team losing
>they start to call hacks on us
>start to spin bot because "YOURE DOING IT TOO"
Bravo Volvo

>They were "legit hacking" the entire match
>Got outplayed
>And started rage hacking
That is sad...

MM is fun shit.
"everybody is hacking man I swear thats why Im walling right now"
Neat
The best is when they rage and spin like what just happened to me.

>prefire guy long on D2
>"HOWD YOU KNOW I WAS THERE NICE TOGGLE"
>starts spinning next round
>runs out of ammo with m4a1-s while spinning
>dies to my team mates p90
k
e
k

Why do you feel the need to go on the internet and fabricate lies just like that? Is your life that boring?

You must be a pathological liar if you think everything you encounter is fabricated.

No, I can just easily tell when a retard is lying.

>No, I can just easily tell when a retard is lying.
If I really gave a fuck about what your retarded ass is saying I could go clip a webm of that exact scenario.
You're a giant waste of space. Bye.

>getting this mad because someone called you out on your lies

What a pathetic existence.

>called you out on your lies
God you're fucking annoying.
Go back to nova crying about awps being OP.
Loser.

>projecting this hard

Next step is damage control.

You realize you're the one whos been projecting right?
You are cancer.
Bye waste of space.
Gonna go get accused of cheating by more losers like you.

>Thing that happened


>lmfao bro didnt happen
>lmfao bro projecting so hard didnt happen bruh
>lies on the internet xD

Top Cucks

Stay mad.

My dick is 12 inches long, and if you don't believe me, you're a pathological liar cuck, and a loser.

If you are matchmade as non-prime you are probably playing with and against hackers most of the time.

If you play CSGO you are probably playing with and against hackers most of the time.

>Things that happened

CSCO > CSGO

>trying to clutch
>teammate feels the need to narrate the game for some reason
>cant hear anything
>die

nice game gotards

>play mm knowing it will be a shit experience
>have a shit experience
>come here to blog about it as if anyone would be surprised
>finish my post with a "nice game gotards"

twitter.com/Mixwell/status/828386951346712578
Why does he have that...

>implying you need to hear to aim

>he doesnt use verbal aiming from W10 Contana

>W10
nice botnet

>being on the internet ever
Might as well join the botnet, NSA don't care

enjoy your 13 fps, lincuck