/elyg/ - Elysium General

>something wrong with diapers
based retard

Fuck off and play combat you useless faggot.

dind get nuffin

You should have just named it icantgitgud

Reminder that there are no bullies on freshfresh

>qlurf is shit at pvp
what else is new

>so shit he had to roll huntard
>still shit

that is an accomplishment desu

I refuse.

Can you talk to NPCs and turn in quests while inside Ice Block?

>be big dick fire mage
>tank pulls, immediately go full throttle before he can build up threat
>continuously ridicule him because he can't hold aggro

Its not a debate, play combat or die.

nope

Is STV still swarmed by horde, or is it bearable to quest as alliance there now?

Is melee hunter viable at all or should i just play warrior or rogue?

It's save, you can come out now
t. Alliance player

So if I'm supposed to fear the hunter and not his pet, what do I do about the pet obliterating my health

Warrior is only awful to level because of the shitty miss mechanics. I really feel like Warriors get extra punishment somehow, since no other class has this many issues with hitting things.

>Is hunter X or should I just play Y
The answer to such questions is always Y

Paladins have the same problem but at least they get heals.

Fear pet, focus down hunter at close range so he cant pewpew you.

picking hunter in vanilla is your first mistake

nah man mages get resisted as fuck

Ok for the first five levels would you go Opportunity or Master of Deception?

You go imp sinister strike and gouge.

How so?
T:Havent played WoW since it originally came out

>mage gets resisted as fuck
>except it's really only 1 in maybe 10 spells if you're fighting stuff your level
>oh and they also melt things when they do hit

Wow, how awful, how does anyone level a mage?

mexican standoff elysium style

twilight marauders are scared of a little spider

Fear the hunter, sleep the pet.

What is the roll of a shaman on low level ? When i tanked with a shaman healer i had the feeling they lack healing in the lower levels, other shamans i played with went dps but did shit dmg.

it's more like 1 in 4 if the mob is even just 1 level ahead of you

But I mean, does Master of Deception even do anything? Because then my next five would be Camouflage, and then Improved ambush? I'm assuming you spec to make ambush really good but then you'd probably want Opportunity right?

ALRIGHT all you little sissy healsluts, fuccbois and cumbuckets! For the inevitable launch of a PvE RP Elysium server I will be searching for a dedicated cocksock on legs to follow my warrior dick 24/7!

Your tasks will include but are not limited to:
-healing... DUH, if you can't press two buttons on your keyboard while choking on a 9" dick stuck all the way down your throat blocking your vision then don't even bother
-being a cumrag with some sense for opportunities, I know your sluthead only has my creamy white seed in it but at least TRY to hold back your thirst for a few second to actually finish that elite quest before respawn hits, I will breed you inbetween every npc kill behind a tree on other quests, don't worry
-sellling yourself and public nudity/humiliation, when you are under my command and at least halfway talented, you will be known as the go to slut for the entire server, you will be naked in goldshire on my command, you will be serving 3 guys at once while I collect their gold on my command, you will do whatever I tell you, all, on my, command

Your benefits:
-any gold related questions, gear? mount? profession stuff? We will have a nice cum to gold transaction ratio!
-obviously being a happy little cumbucket having a literate and skilled bull

Requirements:
-knowing what a healer does and knowing what a healslut does
-at least halfway proper use of english language
-rolling a fem nightelf priest/druid or fem human priest (more gold for nightelfs!)

You think you can do it? Good, write your application via ingame mail to "Slutapplication" and if I feel like you are worth my time and seed, I will message you back, don't even bother me if you can't fill the ridiculously tiny character limit of WoW's ingame mail system!

Pic related, you after becoming my pet

P.S.: NO PUDDI

>Literally have 6 fishing bots running 12 hours a day
>3 weeks, not a single ban
AHAHAHA!!!!
this is great
Good server.
Much happier than nosts banning bullshit

I was gonna give you shit for having a quide but then noticed you are playing as male dwarf so you are probably not a faggot.

>resist
>resist
>resist
>resist

How am I supposed to sleep the pet?

Aww couldnt find anyone the first time you made this post?

>Gadgetzan
>bunch of Alliance and Horde funnel into the cage to have duels to the death
>guards ignore LoS and flood in from all sides, killing everybody as soon as combat starts
Amazing

>he doesnt have a druidbull with him

Fuck off already

>first time

With Magic Dust obviously.

You tell it a story about your heroic adventures.

Shut the fuck up little cuck bitch you dont know the warrior struggle.
We're warriors for a reason.
The longer we go down this road, the harder we get.
Why do you think the veteran warriors are so merciless and harsh?
Because of our past.
Now step down, manacuck.

where do I go for ERP?
which server/location?
goldshire was ded on elysium

this is the gayest post i've ever seen

*blinks behind you*
*unsheathes big dick dps*
Nothin personel, caveman

Kronos 1 have a nice erp community in auberdine.

*frostbolt*
*frostbolt*
*frost nova*
*teleprots behind you*
Psshh.....nothing personnel..
*pyroblasts u to death*
...kid..

>auberdine

but... why? of all the places

*casts Blessing of Freedom on the warrior*

A Judeo-Bolshevist homosexual capitalist banker and smoker was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known ethnic Jew.
“Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved Übermensch that the world has ever known, even greater than Adolf Hitler.”
At this moment, a brave, folkish, nationalist Waffen-SS member who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of non-Marxist socialism and hated the Jews for stabbing the Germans in the back stood up and held up a rock.
“How old is this rock?”
The arrogant banker smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Nazi.”
“Correct. It’s been 4.6 billion years since geothermic forces created it. The natural scientific model must be applied to the political sphere, and thus foreign elements must be removed so that the rock of Germany will be pure.”
The banker was visibly shaken and dropped his copy of the Treaty of Versailles. He stormed out of the room crying those Jewish crocodile tears.The students applauded and all registered NSDAP that day and accepted Hitler as their Führer. An eagle named “Ahnenerbe” flew into the room and perched atop the Swastika Flag and shed a tear on the chalk board. Mein Kampf was read several times, and Wotan himself showed up and enacted Germanization across Eastern Europe.

Because it's a low pop low level peaceful area, you don't get bothered by randoms.

To bad mages intellectual obsession doesnt due to well against a skilled warrior strength and wits in pvp.
If you fight me, u would understand a real watrior

Taken from the patch notes of patch 1.9:

Incorrect amounts of abilities such as Attack Power, Increased Fire Damage, or Increased Healing Damage were being applied to all random item property world drops. Two handed weapons such as Staves had much lower amounts of these abilities, while ranged and one handed weapons had too much. All further drops of these items will have the correct amounts, but previously dropped items will not be affected by this change.

wowwiki.com/Patch_1.9.0 under the items section.

Apparently the items with op stats shouldn't drop anymore.
so... get your healing wangs healerers

*logs on my lvl 60 undead rogue and backstabs u both*
It takes more than that to kill me kid

>mages intellectual obsession doesnt due to well against a skilled warrior strength and wits in pvp
>solo warrior
>winning anything in pvp
Heh
>2v1
Typical alliance dindu behaviour
*blink+swiftness potion's away*
See you around, niggers

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Use it before they patch it. If every other private server that has had the same bug is an indication, you absolutely WILL NOT get banned if you use it sparingly. If you make 1k gold off of this I can't guarantee you won't get fucked though, be smart with it. Don't fuck it up for everyone else. Please don't post it on reddit or the forums. Mouse over a STACKABLE item and paste it into chat.

t. Helpful user

is there anything more pathetic than a mage losing to a warrior?

this deletes your gear

dont use it

Don't, this creates mustard gas

simply ebin :DDDDD
If you try to make 1k with that you'll get banned, at least split between a few characters.

>mfw rich

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY CHARACTER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I don't know, maybe things that actually happen?

WE ROLLIN' IN IT NOW BOYZ (i'm level 11, this is a lot to me)

>questing with a warrior
>he's jumped by a rogue, a warrior and a mage
>as soon as he's out of stun the rogue is instantly deleted
>keep warrior sustained until the mage finally notices me and polymorphs
>trinket out of it and the mage has forgotten I existed; horde warrior is now dead
>mage jumps around spamming arcane explosion until we both cut him down
Thank god people are so shit at this game

Don't fucking spam it, dumbass. Use it once or twice a minute.

money has been made sweet jesus

massive rollback when? will the ruskies even realize it before its too late?

How much cum do you get on average? Planing on rolling a healslut as well.

[s] Do I give this to my friends with the same premise [/s]

welp rip elysium

economy just got fucked

in b4 linen cloth is sold at 1g a piece by tomorrow

...

delete this, stop telling everyone

holy shit how have they not patched this shit yet?

Stop fucking ruining it for everyone you cum-eating shitstain.

*eats cum*

way to ruin the joke you fucking idiot

Epic™

alright i got 2 questions before i do this shit
1) what is the master race for hunter on horde
2) trick question, what is the master race server?

user stop that's gay.

SHOULD I ROLL PRIEST OR PALADIN????

t. ASPIRING ALLIANCE dwarf female

How far is MoH in MC?

I'm not judging you.

0/10

they haven't had a raid yet

what enchant do i stick on one handed weapon as a healer? fresh doesn't seem to have any actually usable enchants right now

Paladin.
They said with the launch of AQ will come TBC talent trees, making all specs viable. So ret will be OP.

Are you still fat and ugly Koragon?

orc
elysium

>master race on horde
Undead of course
>hunter
Pic related

Heading to STV wish me luck lads

how much dps does sword spec add for arms warrior?

could any mathematicians show me the formulae?