Overwatch General - /owg/

Why is this general so shit at making new threads?

If hook didn't reach to the moon you might have an argument

All characters walk at the same speed m8, tanks would actually be closer to balanced if they walked any slower.

She wears shorts under the skirt.

Having a good game with Sombra is so fucking fun, zipping around, hacking bitches and healthkits, getting thanks for doing the latter, shoving EMPs up Reins ass, BRRRTing down people.

It's a shame stealth is such a cunt to use.

Amélie
Where is the skin Blizz?

>three events in a row without a skin

They can't keep getting away with it

I get the feeling the next event will be based on the launch anniversary so she might get an Overwatch outfit or something.

Does America have any french relevant holidays?

Michael Chu just refereed to Ana, Gabe, and Jack as "the big 3".

And? They were the three most important people in Overwatch.

i have now reached GM again only playing sombra with less than 40% winrate lmao

boggles my mind how bad most players have to be

Well we all deducted that but Chu has never readily admitted it before.

DOOMFIST WHEN

...

Hana Song

>Nanoboosted Widow will never step on you
Why live

I'm kind of interested in playing Genji, how can I do it without being a massive faggot?
Not asking for healing is a given, I know how annoying that is.
I'm also aware I cannot 1 vs 6 the enemy team.
What's a good game plan to start learning him? Who should I target? Who should I avoid?

Kill the healers

my best and and I already called them the Golden Trio for quite some time and they've been promoted as such for a long time now, so I figured there wouldn't be any "confirmation" needed because it was obvious.
Kinda sad for Torb and Reinhardt though, but at least those two are pretty close friends with each other. Guess those two and the other three were their own little cliques so to speak.

Is for marrying!

>on a fucking loosing streak in mystery heroes
>enemy always gets fucking more than one Dva ,Roadhog, Mei
>my team gets shit like two mercys and a Hanzo
when will they replace this with TM

>Want to play Sombra
>Get bitched at more than Hanzo-mains every time I so much as start to.

Holy shit, you fucking nerds, stop bitching and start learning the maps where I HACK ALL THE HEALTH KITS. I blow up Zenyatta, I make Zaryas switch, I can make Tracer actually die...

F U C K O F F
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AWWW YEAHHH

>to the moon
It's only 20m you dofus

Well everyone has close friends. Reyes and Morrison were close before Overwatch and then the two of them met Ana and she got included to make a trio.

They were both important, but they weren't the senior officers in the organization. That also probably meant they were the ones most often in front of cameras, besides just regular spokespeople.

I really, really hate grinding out loot boxes. The current Arcade game spread is downright awful, even 3v3 isn't fun anymore

>level 30 shitter autolocks hanzo and dies with 0 damage dealt
>we can't 2v3 the enemies and eventually lose
>"C'MON FAGS UR FUCKING AWFUL JESUS"
>thanks hanzo...

>Lucio is the perfect sex machine
>Symmetra is the kinkiest slut in the cast
I think we can all agree on this

Just play Mystery Heroes without giving a fuck, you'll get the wins eventually.

Fuck you.

I'd upvote that.

Just leave and requeue dipshit.

Lúcio is for Hana only

>tfw no ships for bastion

more cute robots when

Doesn't that give the xp penalty as well?

I'd like her next new skin to keep her delicious brown but her eyes are great in that skin. Also just a fan of the colors too.

Hey now, user, there's no need to be unkind. Everyone has different tastes, right? That art you've posted is adorable, though, I love it!

>Reinhardt isn't in Overwatch's big three
I get Reyes and Morrison, but what the fuck did Ana ever do other than kiss Morrison's ass?

You have to leave a LOT of consecutive matches before you even get the warning that you will be penalized later on.

There is no downside to leaving QP/Arcade matches as long as you play some out.

I want mei's ass in my face.

Her eyes should be green in the next one.

i want to suck a fart out of that ass

>what the fuck did Ana ever do other than kiss Morrison's ass

She has 2 comics explaining her role in Overwatch. The details where in First Strike but who knows when Chu will finish editing it.

>Lucio taller than Hana Dong

fucking kek

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IS TO DESTROY THAT FUCKING RECTANGLE
IT'S NOT INVINCIBLE YOU CAN SHOOT AT IT
IN FACT IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE THAT MUCH HEALTH

JUST
SHOOT
IT

IF YOU'RE JUST GONNA RUN AROUND INSTEAD

We did it reddit!

>be man with big shield
>nobody ever follows man with big shield
>every one splits up so man with big shield can't protect them
>man with big shield dies trying to push the point while idiot teammates disperse just cause

She Morrison's second-in-command

Listen man, I take this ship very seriously. Junkrat is the only character I can vicariously experience dating Symmetra through.

i've noticed that my crits/min tends to very high with basically every hero

seems like most OW players flat out don't aim for the head or something

Torb and Reinhardt also being from Europe and not really having a soldier mentality probably factored into it too.

but her face looks like an ass, that would be so redundant

She regularly cucked her not-husband with Jack.

>playing Pharah or Genji
>have to spam I need healing cause im close to dying
>can hear Ana missing every shot
>''grandmaster'' players
worse is when the enemy Ana never fucking misses me

Lucio is a BR manlet

Literally nothing is more unattractive. His music fan base doesn't even have groupies.

Lucio plays hockey because he likes being dominated by big Russian and Canadian white hockey studs.

Oh, that's okay! I'm not saying you can't support it with all your heart if you want to! I'm curious, how do you identify with Junkrat? Is it in terms of looks or personality, or something else?

He probably loves getting pushed up against the boards by big sweaty white dudes.

>enemy Ana never fucking misses

Worst matches

>stay as a team
>eh, okay
>click yes
>next match
>matched up against a 6-stack that does communicate
>get rekt
>everyone leaves

Character>Hero>>Champion>>>>>>Toon

He's hunched, twitchy, spastic, and filthy. The only major difference is that he's rich and tall.

Queuing as more than a 2-3 stack will never result in good matches.

I wish you wouldn't be so hard on yourself, user. I bet you've got plenty of great qualities!

Mei ass is best ass

>QP
>pick Mercy
>rest of team goes three DPS, and Ana and Zen before round starts
>"Okay, I may as well go tank since these two want to go Ana and Zen."
>switch to tank
>round starts
>about a minute passes I realise both Ana and Zen switched to DPS' leaving us with no healer
>go switch to Mercy
>another minute passes and they both switch back to Ana and Zen
??????????

Is Symmetra a dom ?

how are people this retarded

What does /owg/ think about a Zenyatta primary healer and Lucio off-healer?

Judging by her voicelines I'd say she leans that way

>Comp
>Get to 2600
>Busted down to 2450
>Get up to 2600
>Busted down to 2460
>Get up to 2600
>Busted down to 2473

Zen isn't a good primary healer.

hey guys this is jeff from the overwatch team

>decide to do random brawls for the first time
>This is Ilios
Holy shit my sides
The only cancer brawls I've played so far are Defensive and Pharmercy

She wishes she was and projects it, but she's actually a sub when it gets down to it.

I've had it click once or twice (my longest winstreak ever was with a 6 stack grouped up out of solo queue before the group up button) but yeah a duo stack is absolutely the best, especially a tank + healer combo.

They're both off-healers, but Lucio + Zen can definitely work in attack/dive-oriented teams.

husbando skins WHEN?

The Rein/Lucio and Roadhog/Lucio ones are the best because it's basically chaos. Reins charging, firestrikes flying, hammers downing, its madness. The Hog one is just being tossed all over the place by hooks and boops.

>climb from silver to plat
>everyone suddenly has a massive ego and thinks they are gods
>people freaking out at non meta picks
>people tilting themselves at every tiny thing
>people picking unsuitable shit because "it's really good if you do it right" and doing nothing

Silve just had bad people who get mad, plat is a different level of shit

The Soldier looks like he's fucking 25.

I love Total Mayhem
Forgot to mention the Shimada brawl is horrendous god I'm so bad as Genji

>sombra hacks me as tracer
>she tries to 1 v 1
>I still kick her ass

Literally what's the point of hacking me

anyone else feel like blizzard has abandoned this game?

I love This Is Ilios because it's one of the only modes I can play that consistently isn't a shitstomp on one side or the other. I've had rounds go 99 and 99 for almost a minute of overtime before.

all of them are cancer except total mayhem, too bad people choose Ana cause thats a guaranteed lose

Also the amount of support mains that can only play lucio and mercy and will pick them into 2 other supports to force a change is unreal

Low levels have shit people who are either retarded or just don't care
Medium levels is full dunning-kruger and people who think they are literal gods and can do no wrong
High levels is just a lot of ego clashing.

>you will never go on a girls' night out with them

then buy lootboxes

if your end game is loot boxes, you're doing it wrong