/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

Go back to bay faggot

why would I go to bay, it's awful there, and I never came from bay so saying go back is incorrect.

wow i'm pumped. thanks guys.

It lasts from 50 minutes to two hours on average

5 minutes to 14 hours
median is probably around 90 minutes

pro tip:play as assistant in your first round to get the controls and communications right.Try to stay alive and escape
after that pic a civillian job(librarian,cook,bartender) and try doing it
then you go as a medical officer and so on.

READ
THE
WIKI

they have guides and stuff
tgstation13.org/wiki/Category:Guides

READ
THE
SERVER
RULES

I'm permabanned from Veeky Forums station so read the rules and never break them!

How are they still alive

paste an entire song,formatted.

tgstation13.org/wiki/Songs
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Piano#Ode_to_Joy
>no quattre mains to this day

first round assistant
second round janitor
third round chef or bartender
stay away from silicons, engineering, security, and medical for a while

Is serbia dead or something?

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Hello friends! I am Kcufretsulc, and I come from a coderbase far away! Along with my good friend BJP we have introduced some very exciting PRs that we've self merged to get them to you as quickly as possible! Please enjoy our new 64x64 sprites and new Bluespace sprites made by my dear friend 51X3N! We saw that a poll voted against adding these things, but we know far better than you faggot players!

I'm an assistant walking around. Looking at the sticky wiki every 5 seconds.

Did something just happen

>byond encountered an improper argument
OH GOD SERB DEAD PANIC

is serb dead?

It's happening to me too.

SERB?

Valentine day soon!
Which waifu will be getting the most letters?

NOOOOOOOOOOO

The serb has become lost to the void

>didn't get to LEAVE THEM ALL BEHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND

>second time server has died when I try doing a PR

Is it a sign

well, RIP to Marvin Burch. I walked around as an assistant, and then the game ded.

Server dead?

At least I finished the vox lounge.

how do I botany?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>not chilling in the medbay music room instead

You missed out bud.

>tfw actually made heal blunt meme
The hell happend at cargo? Had to pick up my own crates after a hour waiting.

can we make that a loading screen

If a 480x480 version is made.

>for a while
Forever more like. Anything beyond memeroles like clown and librarian, or passive roles like detective, are basically unplayable due to serb rules. Anyone who plays them is just masochistic.

Why is the resolution so shitty god damn nigger, I'll try though

>never got to pop out of the cake to save the sec officer
>even had a laser and a bolas saved up for it

Saved my ass twice during the clown / taylor inquisitions.

I did but then Eva shot me

>spend that whole round as a quiet mommi autisming on the derelict alone
>get a sick hydroponics room built
>realize I have no way of getting any seeds
>*buzz

oooh, watch out for ick ocky
don't say ANYTHING about the current round in the tread or OOC

Ask the gods.

Pray.

>find out the clown is a vampire just like me near round start
>think we should team up
>he wanders off
>wait around in xenobiology to go move stuff around
>come back and it's all dark
>see dark clown in the corner being harassed by xenobiologists
>he gets up
>I know what I must do
>chloral grey xenobiologist and succ him while the clown gets the other one
>smooth as fuck and nobody screamed
>later on the clown dies and I feel regret for being unable to save him
>constantly run into evangelyne and succ her each time
>combat cyborg corners me and deletes my existence
breddy gud round
you saved him from me

Tough life, huh, Eva?

>Be assistant.
>Ask HoP for a job.
>Tells me to help clown.
>Clown goes in to maint so i turn sensors to max.
>He is a vampire and sucks me.
>Get cloned buy blue space tomato teleport in to random room and find cool shit.
>Sell one item and 1000 credits for nuke disk.
>Plan to activate the bomb.
>Fail at getting more tomatoes for escape because some fuck broke the window.
>Get cloned and they mistake me for a head because i somehow got HoPs PDA.
>Server dies.
Soooo close to pic related.

>not only using cash
:v stupid humans

>is currently thinking about sad things

>Fixing Maint Atmos problems with fellow tech
>Low pressure in all of maint with multiple breaches
>He sees a vampire
>He runs away
>Sec and Captain shows up
>We follow them in maint looking for the vampire.
>I'm starving so i lag behind
>They find the vamp/alleged vamp/ criminal
>He stuns the captain, the guard, and my fellow atmos tech
>Whip out my flamethrower
>Fire a blast
>Completely miss
>Get tazed
>Flamethrower Zas's the room
>We all go flying out the door
>Fellow Atmos tech had his magboots on, so after his stun end he got up, and handled the detective.

I forgot about the bit where I went into the monkey room and just before I could suck my victim a greyman walks buy and asks me to pay him fifty credits for him to look the other way, props to that guy.

>join round maybe ten minutes into it
>look around maintenance for loot spawns
>find a dead cargo tech
>take him to med
>notice lights are going out
>go to set up the solars
>find another dead guy in space by the brig when travelling between solar panels
>take him to med
>going to the solar controls behind the chapel
>find a pile of clothes in maint
>look around for a minute and find ANOTHER dead guy
>take him to med
>finally come back and turn the solar controls on
>walk by the meeting room door and see a spider and the dead HoP I have to take to med
I'm sorry if I made anyone suspicious of me

>get given captains spare ID
>do nothing with it except nab some insulated gloves to hack the jukebox
>spend most of the round DJing
>drink lots of alcohol and shitpost centcomm
>get caught in maint by warden
>he kills me, puts me in a locker and was about to space me
>watch the silliest stand off between the ert and alien mother

Was pretty fun but fuck that warden

What does zas mean? It lit the room on fire?

Old what ever your name is you are awesome for finding my body.
Thats what i did after.

>Be sec
>Find giant cake in maintenance
>Short tug-of-war with an assistant over control of the cake
>Assistant gets in cake
>Drag cake around as backup
>Find room with dead catgirl(male)
>call HoS over to come scan it for prints
>It takes the HoS 10 mintues to finally find the place
>He doesn't have the scanner on him
>Cakeboi assistant backup saves my ass from vampires at least twice
>Get shrekt by vampires at least twice
>Detective homie gets shrekt by vampires at least twice
>Server dies as me and the detective are stripping the cakeboi

Daily reminder to bully the shit out of Nexis and his eggman snowflake character

Daily prizes if you can get his autistic ass to quit the serveer again.

only if I get twenty million bonus coins for the slot machine

Someone's mad about a PR getting merged.

Daily reminder that we still have special snowflake items in the code JUST for Nexis himself and his special snowflake Eggman character.

>see a spider and the dead HoP

Heh. He bought that from me and I was wondering what had happened

We have snowflake items in the code JUST for nexis becauise you sitll haven't made your own, shitlord.

It created a pressure differntial between atmospheric zones, and knocked us over / sucked us into the low pressure area.

daily reminder that hes does not have a static name and does not even play, only observe

Not really, but he shits himself over anything that might inconvenience himself, hell a couple days ago he quit the discord because someone did an @everyone ping.

It's hilarious

>want to go on discord
>afraid of the meta

Don't worry, just become friends with admins and they won't ban you for it

There is a guy who plays a Robotnik character, but he doesn't use the same name as N3X15 (Ivar Robotnik)

not sticky dicky, the META GROUP THAT'S ALREADY THERE, IF THERE'S A SOCIAL GROUP IT'S FFUCKHARD TO BREAK INTO IT

I also know you're memeing, kappa

No really, but you're shitting yourself about a PR.

Serb dead again?

Really?

...

Works for me

pills are a meme

Just post and be yourself. If I can converse with people when half the server hates me, you can too.

Jokes on you, I don't give a fuck about PR's, I just play whatever gets put in the game.

The most unrobust people are the ones who shit themselves over changes to the game. Learn to adapt

FUCK YOU NO FRUIT WAS MY LIFE MAN AND THEY FUCKING RUINED IT

this is perfect

Why are permabanned players allowed in the discord and github?

>[04:57:05]ADMIN: Small_Boss/(Mobile MMI 79) modified John McGrief's ckey to shomek

It's just an illusion to keep the peasants appeased

Because it's not automatically handled and we don't have the energy to do it manually. If you feel like wasting your breath and don't cause more trouble than it'd take to ask pomf to ban you then we have better things to do with our time.

Also in the rare case a permabanned player may actually contribute to the codebase usually as an attempt to make his appeal look better.

Why not let them on the discord?

Ha ha, I remember the last time a permabanned shitter tried to code something.
That was a good laugh for everyone, wasn't it?

That wasn't the last time and they were not banned when they did the xenobio stuff.

What was the last time?

>52 open pull requests

Dragonbro last month? That's a bit of a gimme.

Has anyone used the advanced cameras console or the crew monitoring console today? Minimap generation was recently fixed and they worked fine in my listen serb but I don't know if they work in the REAL serb.
If you get an error just close the game and open it again and the error shouldn't happen anymore

Yeah I figured it up a few rounds after the PR was merged and it seems to work A-OK now. It was broken to hell for me before so that's a good sign.

The thing is I really don't like that extra 20 seconds of minimap generation on server startup but hey, what are we gonna do really?

>Yeah I figured it up a few rounds after the PR was merged
>I figured it up
fired
did i just have a minor stroke?

There's no real reason why the minimaps need to be generated every round, they could be manually updated but OH DEAR LOOK HOW THAT WENT FOR THE MAP RENDERS!

Well the issue there was clusterfack is the only one that really knows what to do.

If we had a maintenance list of things that need run every month and step by step instructions for dummies it'd get done.

The camera icons should be updated. There's no need for them to be so large when a green circle would do fine.

OK sure but DOES IT WORK