Mass Effect General - /meg/

>tfw i can't resist playing boyscout shep and romancing jack every time

why does it work so well

Reminder: Miranda is the canon romance.

Jaal concept art

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She looks like a literal vagina.

So was Ashley and look how that turned out.
By canon you mean trailers and marketing which never feature ayys, sorry xenos.

>she

i'm caught between being put off by the design and being intrigued by it, which i guess is a good thing

Will you fuck the femtur?

Absolutely, yes. Multiple times.

By all means if I can.

What class/species will you main in multiplayer?
Salarian reporting in

>she
I guess that was the point. someone had to take over the malequar cuck part

is Jacob better specialized as Cerberus Veteran (+40% Health +18% Weapon Damage), or as Cerberus Specialist (+30% Health +25% Weapon Damage)?

howdy Aggressive FemShepxLiara

For you.

do it anyway

yes

no she isnt fuckface
nothing is canon

N O N E C K

probably, yeah

tali sure as hell isnt. who would want to date that alien species which is essentially based off muslims.

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Because Jack is such a best girl

i would and did
wait
wouldnt every choice be canon, since its an RPG?

yeah it would
sorry i snapped

(You)

Miranda is an expendable asset.

>essentially based off muslims.

They're obviously Jewish as fuck, are you literally illiterate?

>cover there face
>go on pilgrimage
>annoying accent
definitely muslim

>FemShepxLiara
Only maleshep, only maleshep friendo.

>veils are Muslim
>pilgrimages are Muslim
>eastern European accents are Muslim
>English accents are Muslim

Yep definitely illiterate, neck yourself senpai.

>being this retarded
They were exiled from their homeland. They're mistreated by everyone else despite being geniuses or whatever. They're all about strengthening their tight knit, exclusive community. They're Jews.
And only Muslim women wear the burkas, ya dip.

Also universal conscription + numbers reduced by a recent large genocide + their planets are literally named after random Hebrew words + Raan's blessing at Tali's trial is literally a copy pasted Hebrew prayer except with "homeworld" replacing whatever word you use for "God".

Not to mention "Tali Zorah" is about as Jewish a name as you can get besides just calling her Shekelstein Goldberg.

They are mixed up with gypsies as well.

Bioware took literally two most retarded and annoying boils on the face of humanity, mixed them together and bam, there you go.

good

Cora's butt!

>Bioware took literally two most retarded and annoying boils on the face of humanity
Muslims and niggers?

should be the name of an extranet game show

Honestly, I realized there was no point in being mad about it, created a headcanon and moved on.

alrighty everyone
im heading into the Omega 4 Relay
wish me luck

that's a sad ass. almost as bad as peebee's.

Not still mad about that desu, more mad that we don't even get an official epilogue. The Extended Cut + high EMS Destroy + JAM + CEM solve enough problems to make it satisfactory for me. It's still not a good ending, it's still bad, but really no worse writing than half of ME2, which I was still able to tolerate.

Synthesis still makes no sense though.

N O A S S
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>JAM + CEM
wut

Synthesis is basically what the Reapers were after the whole time: eliminating the Organics v Synthetics conflict, by creating a hybrid of the two

basically, the worst ending

You must be a nigger if you think that qualifies as no ass.
Paragon Control is the best ending.

>JAM High EMS Destroy is the best ending
ftfy

unless youre a cuck who plays vanilla, then yeah youre correct

JohnP Ending Mod + Citadel Epilogue Mod.

>Paragon Control is the best ending.

This.

>peace
>worst ending

What model removes the dream sequences in ME3?
After getting laid was especially annoying

except there's peace regardless, as proven by the resolution of the Quarian v Geth conflict

the whole fucking premise is stupid
fuck you Hack Walters

*mod

Sorry, phone posting

How the fuck does
>JohnP Ending Mod
translate to
>JAM
?
Sacrificing everything you are isn't peace.

>Paragon Control is the best ending.
>Hey, you know how appointing an all powerful AI with a fleet of warships to ensure galactic peace turned out badly?
>Let's do it again.

nexusmods.com/masseffect3/mods/362/?

because user is an idiot, and the actual name is "JohnP's Alternate MEHEM" nexusmods.com/masseffect3/mods/265/?

>Sacrificing everything you are isn't peace.

that does not happen

>being this limited-minded

The Protheans were in a galaxy-wide conflict with their synthetics until the Reapers rolled in. You would not even exist without the Reapers. You'd just be zha'til mindslave from birth. Or in case they miraculously won, you'd be a Prothean slave.

All the endings lead to peace.

"Muh muh implications!"

No, Buzz Aldrin narrates that Shepard's story is so old details has been lost in time, which means it is on the scale of thousands of years after ME3.

In the after credits scene we have:

>Shepard as a hero (which means synthetics didn't kill very organic).
>People are still alive (the Reapers aren't a threat).
>The old man teaches a kid a story (there still individuality).

So it negates the so called "X ending have long term consequences" about the RGB endings, it's all a matter of which ending you find less stupid.

The Reapers and the Catalyst never even tried to ensure peace, dipshit. And the Catalyst was literally insane. Paragon Shepard is not.
Yes it does. Synthesis means every living organism in the galaxy is now technorganic and thinks like a machine.

Sorry, it's the JohnP ALTERNATE Mod. The original mod being the Mass Effect Happy Ending Mod.

Basically it keeps most of the Catalyst stuff (unlike MEHEM which retcons stuff) but ADDS A COUPLE EPILOGUE SCENES and along with CEM let's you play the Citadel DLC after the credits. The CEM removes or replaces references to Citadel happening before the end of the Reaper War.

>and thinks like a machine.
That is not stated anywhere.

see none of the endings matter in the grand scheme of things

also, theyre still fucking moronic

>limited-minded
It's "narrow minded" ya retard.
>The Protheans were in a galaxy-wide conflict with their synthetics until the Reapers rolled in.
No they weren't. What the fuck are you talking about?
The only reason why there wouldn't be future conflict is if the technorganics think like machines.

>MY all powerful heavily armed AI will turn out better than all the other ones because reasons

Shepard doesn't control the Reapers, a newly created AI ostensibly based on his brain does. But it's nowhere near the same being.

It does not fucking matter that once upon a time there was one guy who somehow got it right. Who the fuck gives a shit when even one cycle was 50,000 years, not "a few thousand". you have no sense of scale, or actual care for the future that's outside of your maximum distance of comprehension.

The Catalyst says the Shepard AI is Shepard's mind.

youre right, it doesnt matter
none of it does
which is the fucking point
ME3 shits donkey balls on EVERYTHING
EVERYTHING that made this series worth fucking playing
the endings dont matter
nothing changes
except which color the cinematic is in
fuck you for defending this trash
fuck bioware
fuck everyone
i hope you fucking die you goddamn scum

Where can I find good textures for ME3?

The Catalyst lies, frequently. The AI itself explicitly says it is a different being, and in its narration I clearly doesn't act or think the same way as Shepard.

>or actual care for the future that's outside of your maximum distance of comprehension.
That's the point, why should I care? Better, why do you even care?

Do you have anxiety attacks every time you realize the Sun will shallow Earth five billions years from now? Does humanity even exist during the Stargazer scene? Does anything related to Shepard's time even exist? We don't know and its not relevant, you saved the galaxy for thousands of years, for most that's way more than enough.

Simply put there is "long term" and there is "terms so long you can't concept", the farther in time you could the less relevant your objective becomes because the amount of variables and parallel events increases absurdly.

>9

Off to a good start.

Also Atlanta BTFO

I love Tali romance, particularly how she falls for me when I chose to kill the Quarians.

>Also Atlanta BTFO
Trump supporters aren't ever going to shut the fuck about this, saying the Patriots are just like The Donald.

I'm sure this is a question you guys love getting so I checked the pastebin first but I didn't find any information there.

Whats the DLC list for all the games if you want a "Complete" playthrough?

>DLC Characters
>Missions that aren't shit (actual story content) eg. Normandy Crashsite is as shitty as I'd go. Fuck those stupid hover vehicle missions.

:D

All of it except the cosmetic/guns DLC, except for that terrible Pinnacle Station DLC in ME1

>Mattock
>optional
Kys

>Trump supporters aren't ever going to shut the fuck about this
I don't even give a shit about politics, in fact I didn't even vote last year, but they're so fucking insufferable

>ywn have Jack make fun of you because for favorite team is the Chicago bears

>Trump supporters aren't ever going to shut the fuck up

but user they do that anyway.

I really love this picture. Particularly how Tali is gripping Shepard's hand.

Shepard looks like a rapist. the recon hood was an awful choice for an emotional picture.

i wish people would post more like it, especially of other waifus/husbandoes

NO!

believe me if I could post nothing but cute and/or lewd pics of Jack all day I would, but sooner or later we'd have another incident like the one during last Christmas

oh god, dont remind me

well, lets supplement said pics with genuine discussion, like
>Why does the Illusive Man have those weird eyes?

>Why does the Illusive Man have those weird eyes?

Explained in that one comic where all those turians had the same eyes.

because Rob Lowe is a robot

about to do the Suicide Mission
what do yall think of my Shep's outfit?

see? genuine discussion

you should go full Cerberus colors. mostly Black, white pattern color and a orange-yellow trim

>full Cerberus colors
groce, but ill try it out

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bumblebee/10

looks like ass

wrong pattern

was trying to go for Independent Courier Duster from Fallout New Vegas

nah

black and purple is the most aesthetic.

Full bright pink as a joke is also acceptable.

well I like it.

not really feelin it

good for you
but i dont
thanks for the advice anyway

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