I'm part of a startup for wooden, reusable air fresheners

I'm part of a startup for wooden, reusable air fresheners.

Would Veeky Forums buy this design for $9? (Same design on back)

photo quality is a bit bad, but left is mahogany, right basswood. the SGW isn't on the back.

Only if there's black ice flavor

No.

>flavor

of course there is.

Too simple or too expensive?

>he doesn't eat his air fresheners

>SGW

Smelly Gay Wood?

he said its mahogany and basswood, assuming you arent a useless retard that should be all you need to know about the wood quality

>brake it
Wait these will help slow my car down? Put me down for four

Actually sticky gummy wood

>why ask
Because we are still in the prototyping phase and want opinions on the design. We want something stylish that proud car owners can use to accessorize their vehicle, rather than a dull ugly plastic tree. Just have some free time right now and looking for a small sample size of opinions.

>Get a website
should be up Friday
>get a logo
we did
>get a name
Smell Good Wood
>get a strategy
of course.

It wont break, phillipine mahogany is fairly strong. The basswood on the other hand bends a bit about the horizon, but only when put under pressure. We are strongly considering going just mahogany.

...

the trees are fabric and quite stylish tbqh

How do you "re-use" them?

How's it work? Just dip it in some scenty liquid?

As long as air freshers remain 1$ your startup is DOA, get out while you still can

Kekk

>not understanding premium markets

change it to WAT in trd font

Basically a porous hardwood like Philippine Mahogany sucks liquid right up and is good at holding it; it also smells of charcoal but will adapt to easily giving off the scent of whatever's added to it.

We get some fragrance oil and apply 3-5 drops, give it time to dry and there you go.

When the scent fades you can re-apply fragrance oil to them.

interesting, I'll give that some thought, thanks.

What does wat stand for?

Scentcicles are the best air freshener ever made, and I hide them. Only faggots out fresheners on display. That's feedback, not an insult.

hook us some free samples bruh

It's short for what.

Huh?

Wat Automotive Technology

Now you're getting it.

fuck no
those are shit

What automotive technology?

get out.

I guess our target market is faggots then. Honestly though I appreciate any sort of feedback, thanks.

I wish I could buddy.

what makes you say that?

I will buy them if anime girls are carved into them.

>buy strips of shit wood
>stamp with branding iron
>spray on some someday by beiber

>charge $9

retarded and awful.
bet you donate 10% of proceeds to some bullshit charity to connect with millennials

>$9

Good news, I have some carpentry skills and can just make hangable wood cards, have them laser engraved at the local makers club I have a membership at, then dunk them in a bucket of fragrance.
I'll sell them at $4 a pop, anyone interested?

Cracked the fuck up.

Your shit

Not exactly.

haha you're free to try buddy

>I don't know how capitalism works: the post

THIS.
If you need proof just go check the sticker general.

Given that's your market, it's not appealing, at all. It's fucking boring. Have you seen your competition? They have metal bullets, skulls, dog tags with skulls, and the other end is little mock candle jars that look like popular candles, and those Hawaiian flower necklace things. Yours is a wooden playing card. At least make it carbon fiber or something.

this

>bullets
>skulls
>dog tags
are you even old enough to drive a car?

I will seriously buy one if this happens, preferrably in the JDM squash scent.

>get wood card cut out at homedepot
>dunk wood card in fragrance oil from B,B&B
>dry it out
>slap a weeb sticker on it

I was pointing out his competition in gimmicky air fresheners, not stating preferences, as he said he's marketing to faggots. I'm the one that uses scentcicles.

Carved wood lasts forever.

sure.

WAT

>carved wood lasts forever.

Am I talking to a retard cause I could just burn it, it's organic material?

>this is worth $9: the moron

Get out /r/cars

>/osg/ bitches if you sell stickers for over $6

Yeah because everyone sets their cars on fire.

You're*
XD

>Yeah because everyone sets their cars on fire.

Was I ever implying about burning cars?

Lmao assmad cod fanboy

Cum flavor for you

Are you mentally retarded or just a fucking idiot?

Black ice is my favorite taco flavor.

These things will sweat in the sun.
What if the oils drip on your dash/carpets?
You could be liable for damages.

He looks like both.
Poor little boy..

LMAO assmad cuck

Lmao assmad passager d'autobus.

Honest feedback.

I'd buy the shit out of them if they were tree shaped or if it had some dumbass weeb stencil shape like the stencils in the sticker general.

Your autism is showing 0.0

You're retarded if you think species of wood equates to quality of the wood.


>It wont break
Yes it will, people are insanely rough. your 1/16th inch thick slices of wood will easily break.
You're also probably going to get a lot of deformation considering you think it's a good idea to wet the wood then set it in a hot car.

Lmao assmad ricer

My woods harder than diamonds fag

I'd be a bit interested

Dam thats a nice azz

Lmao assmad "pilote" du dimanche.

French are gay lol

Lmao can't speak anything else than Englishit.

Lmao he speak franch! He gaye lol

you should go ahead and kill yourself

>Brosifine in change of wood

>plug in and battery powered oil diffusers exist for cars
>waiting for your car to get scented for a month

Yes, absolutely

>He real*
;) fixed your typo famalam.
You assmad bruh?

>Wet the wood then set it in hot car.

Few things here.

He said a few drops of scented oil, you're not getting it fucking wet. And if you're in the car refreshening your air freshener what are you going to sit there in the fucking heat? Is any heat that you're comfortable with likely to warp the wood? Fuck no.

>fixed your typo
thx bb ;^)

LOL
You assmad bruh

>pantsu scent

nah the retard is right. even if the oil doesn't affect it condensation will.

>He doesnt know french people are not only living in France

LMAO autist détecté.

>He not know France are gayy
Stay btfó

So you have a laser cutter and rub oil on the wood?

LMAO he spent a nice trips on being a huge assmad faggot.
XD

Lol the frenchfag didnt get triips! But i did haha

Et quel gaspillage tu en as fait! Kekkkk
XD

Condensation inside the vehicle?

I'm not likely to buy a wooden air freshener i have to "recharge" if only because i don't think it looks any better than any other stupid crap to hang off your rear view, but also i don't want to be in charge of aquiring the oil and going through the process, i mean at that point why not just buy another? Also what is he marketing this as a product for like at $9? Doesn't seem like there's much a business plan in that. Even if people had to buy one every year, how many people would really buy it two years in a row? Knowing that they've gotta buy scented oils and refill this thing (Which almost certainly means detaching it from it's hanging place and holding onto it while you drop oil onto it and wait for it to dry/soak).

I found a spray can of black ice and that's all the scenting i'll ever need. (Mind you i drive a convertible so it's not like i can smell it anyway)

why do you have an air freshener if you cant even smell it?

if you can find a system for it to automatically recharge the scent, i'd cop it. Like, some sort of osmosis thing that does it. Because I'm not bringing in my wood thing to my house and using a dropper to apply scent like some fucking vaping autist

yes, condensation. wood is essentially a sponge with constantly varying moisture content which adapts to its surroundings. loose veneer doesn't fare well in these environments. warping will occur during expansion/contraction. inconsequential since no one is buying hipster faggot wooden air fresheners slices for $10.

hipsters will.

It's not about a product being "lel so cool xD" it's about finding a target market that will buy it. Hipster faggots will buy hipster faggot wooden air freshener slices, just like autists continue to buy pokemon games.

guess I'm not as up to date on hipster faggots as I thought. I assumed they all used uber at this point.

*crickets*

You could have just named it "Morning Blowjob"

found the hipster