He bought a grand tourer

Found the assmad virgin nu male cuck

Fucking kek

You are platinum mad

>i need my 8 foot pick up to put my groceries in

You don't get the American way of life.

They do that just because they can

Someone's triggered B^)

...

>bought Honda Accord
>sounds like shit

>drives a ford taurus
>wasn't born between april 21 - may 21

>drive a Fiesta
>still not invited to any party

>buys a WRX
>doesn't vape

>drive Twingo
>still don't know how to twist, swing or tango

>buys grand Cherokee
>isn't high up in the Cherokee tribe, or part of the Cherokee tribe, or even Native American.

Sam Hyde is bae.

>buys Mustang
>can't ride

>buys Civic
>is actually an anarchist

>Buys a GTR
>Can't drive it
>Lets teenage friend drive it
>Car is totalled.

Couldn't have happened to a bigger faggot.

He didn't let anyone drive it, because it's not his GTR that was in the accident. He was getting his GTR wrapped (lmao) when he got into the accident.

I don't think you get the point of this thread

Unfortunatly the car that was trashed was an S14.

well, how else are nigs going to afford them? successful white people buy them, then the value depreciates low enough for a nog to fiance one once the owner get rid of it.

>Buys a Charger
>Drives an electric

>buys a leaf
>isn't Canadian

He bought a RAM
Doesnt get to ram anyone or anything

>he bought a sedan
>must be an american

>Buys an Accord
>Isn't in agreement with everyone.

>bought a sonata
>sounds worse than an accord

>bought an explorer
>Always stays on main roads

>bought a Cherokee
>white as fuck

>bought a matrix
>takes blue pills

>spends 10 grand lifting his truck 6 gorillion feet off the ground and making it an off-road beast
>comes to a complete stop when going over a speed bump

kek'd

>he bought a Starlet
>isn't a female actress

>bought a Miata
>Is straight

>bought a Town Car
>only drives it in the country

He rams into your MOM buddy

>drives a crown vic
>actually republican

>drives a LeBaron
>is a pleb

>Drives a Volvo estate
>Single, office job, lives in a third-floor flat

>bought a corvette
>doesnt know how to steer a ship

>He drives a BMW
>He uses turn signals
>He gives way to other motorists
>He doesn't drive like a complete cunt

>the GPS says left and right instead of larboard and starboard

I have to transport a bicycle regularly and I'm not going to thread it into a sedan every single fucking time.

You are doing it wrong, guys. Sorry to break it to you.

>drives a Monte Carlo
>loses his weekly paycheck gambling in Atlantic City

devilish on teh sly

>larboard
that made it funnier.
Your phone is better at shit posting than many others here.
psst... That (you) goes on your phones score board,not yours.

>Wants Dodge RAM
>Doesn't buy Dodge brand RAM
>Downloads generic RAM instead

I swear I'm not a phoneposter. Just a non native speaker. I looked up the translation for [left on a boat in my language] on google translate and multiple dictionary sites and every single one suggested larboard. Only now I looked it up further
>Formerly, larboard was used instead of port. This is from Middle-English ladebord and the term lade is related to the modern load
Thanks a lot for giving me an outdated word

>drive a Polestar
>not a Polish celebrity

Fuck you beat me to it. Honestly didn't expect that.

>test driving the new skoda kodiaq
>testing it in new mexico

>buys a Fiat Cinquecento
>It didn't cost 5 cents

>bought a convertible
>never takes the top down

I'm guilty

i should ask you to leave because your bitch of a wife just bled on my fucking $1000 carpet

holy fuck lol

not if its that nice lambda v6

>bought Oldsmobile Toronado
>breaks wind

>Bought an Oldsmobile
>New

>bought a luxury car
>is actually poor

fucking kill yourselves, you don't know how the joke works AT ALL.

basically everyone is doing whatever they feel like by now, only autismals get triggered

it's not the point of the thread

t. OP

should've thought about the possibility of this happening before you posted the thread

These people are the worst

Worse still is the fact that they're petrified to have a drop of mud on it

The autism is strong in this one

The blue pill is for staying in the Matrix, dummy.

Can't believe I passed up on that jape.
GG user.

You can't buy new Oldsmobiles anyway.

nope, drug money

>larboard

Why haven't you died yet?

Techinically, you would've made an agreement to buy the car in the first place. As well as another agreement to get it titled, another to get it registered, and one more to get it insured.

>Ford Taurus
>is actually Cancer

>downloads RAM
I haven't seen that in sooooo looong.

And it still isn't funny.

When taking the red pill turns it into a Vibe, I think I'll stick with the blue pills.

>thinks he has a sense of humor
>is dane cook

>drives a Regera
>uses it to pick up transvestite hookers

>drives a dodge swinger
>is a kissless virgin

>rear-ended by ford probe
>has ass cancer

>Drives a Cavalier
>...sensibly

>be American
>Dodge Caliber
>get shot

>bought a countryman
>she leaves in the city

>bought a superbird
>can't fly

>Buys a civic
>Isn't civic minded

>bought a Nissan March

>in May

>bought a ford escort
>didn't buy it off backpages

>buys a crossover
>never goes back

>bought an Escort
>won't take you anywhere

>bought a Rogue
>has personality EFSJ

>bought a Solstice
>on 3/20/15

>bought a new Equinox
>on 12/21/16

>bought a Viper
>is Indiana Jones

No problem with phone posting.
Starboard (right) and port (left)
Nobody needs to know that.
Port has four letters,left has four letters. That's how I learned.
t. a guy that was a boat twice, and just wanted to get off, because the only boat I can afford to be on is small and boring.
Pic related,i live by a lake and these things keep running ashore and make muscle man poses at my lady. I hate the sea. I tried to burn down the sea, but it is difficult and I am too tired due to extended wrestling matches with pick related. They breed way to fast, as soon as I get a three count,I have a rematch with its son. Don't move to Florida.

>Thinks his post has any value
>Can't handle dubs

>>bought a Viper
>>is Indiana Jones

game over
you win

>drive my Bel Air
>create horrible air conditions

>bought an Audi
>won't listen

>bought a bel air
>not a fresh prince