Genuine thoughts on Richard Hammond?

Genuine thoughts on Richard Hammond?

Tosser

Sensible based Brit that's a perfect foil to Clarkson

Likes American cars, American culture, America in general

Survived wicked crash you wouldn't even believe happened to him looking/listening to him today

He's okay by me

hamster

I dont think he's been the same since the accident

I like him but I like May a ton more.

Also, Clarkson is just annoying at this point. His shitposting got old years ago.

Top gear has been gay for years

everyone is gay for May

>white teeth
>likes muscle cars
>likes having fun

Best of the bunch, a role model for all Euros

>5 foot 7

RIP

he's a manlet and he's cool, what's your excuse?

>Manlet
>Cool
Yeah sure kek

he survived a car crash going at 500 mph
good for him

Great TV presenter, used to see other shows with him in on G4 when it was still around

>5'7

Oh shit I thought he was shorter

I'm only 2 inches taller what the fuck

dont remember him being that large

When will you manlets learn?

So you're a manlet too

Which one?

same height as me

I AM SO GOD DAMN SICK AND TIRED OF BEING 5'9 GOD DAMN IT

I THINK ABOUT HEIGHT EVERY DAY BECAUSE OF THIS FUCK ASS SITE

LOG ONTO FIT LOL MANLET 5'9 PATHETIC LOL LOL

I AM SO FUCKING SICK AND TIRED OF THIS SHIT GIRLS ARE MY HEIGHT IN HEELS

THAT FUCKING GOD DAMN FEEL WHEN SHORTEST MAN IN THE ROOM

THAT FUCKING GOD DAMN FEEL WHEN NO SATISFACTION FROM BEING TALLER THAN ANOTHER MALE BECAUSE HE'S A MEGA MANELT AND BASICALLY DOESN'T EVEN EXIST/MATTER

THAT FEEL WHEN BROKEN HUMAN BEING

THAT FEEL WHEN THIS BOARD IS RUINING THOUSANDS OF LIVES

THAT FEEL WHEN YOU SEE AN ATTRACTIVE GIRL WHO IS TALLER THAN YOU


THAT FEEL WHEN IT COULD BE A LOT WORSE BUT DON'T CARE MY LIFE IS SHORT

JUST BE TALLER GOD DAMN IT

YOU COULDN'T HAVE FUCKING GROWN TWO GOD DAMN INCHES
YOU JUST HAD TO EAT NOTHING BUT PROCESSED BULLSHIT LIKE POP TARTS WHEN YOU WERE A KID YOU FUCKING STUPID PIECE OF SHIT

YOU JUST HAD TO BE PORN PREMATURE AND ROB YOURSELF OF DEVELOPMENT

FUCK THIS GAY FUCKING EARTH

I WEIGH 140 POUNDS AND HAVE BIRD BONES AND I AM A MANLET

I LOOK LIKE A GODDAMN 12 YEAR OLD NEXT TO OTHER MEN JUST BECAUSE OF MY HEIGHT

THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IN LIFE AS A MALE IS BEING PHYSICALLY LARGE

KILL ME
CUT MY FACE OFF

NO ONE RESPECTS ME
WOMEN ARE MOST LIKELY IRRITATED BY MY PRESENCE

THIS BOARD RUINS MY DAY EVERY DAY AND I COME HERE EVERY DAY ANY WAY

MODS WHY WON'T YOU DO ANYTHING
WE'RE DYING
WE'RE ALL FUCKING DYING HERE

HELP

Ctfu dis nigga cray

Im an inch or so shorter :(

Jesus, calm down. Im 5'6 (on a good day), 130lbs and have a baby face, but i still have no problem getting girls.

Its all about confidence and having that amazing personality... and being a fucking gentleman. I rarely strike out with women when i try.

>and being a fucking gentleman

>'m lady

It's all about having abs and being absurdly sure of yourself.

I often land in bed with woman that later have the "how did I end here" look on their faces

Are you ok user

Go work out or something. I know it wont make you taller, but it does wonders for your confidence

>tfw even richard hammond is taller than you\
brb gensokyo

he smol

>admitting to rape on a Vietnamese frog racing forum

>500mph
U wish

Just wear work boots and you'll look so much taller.

500kph, my dude.

works for Dom Toretto

Seems like a decent enough bloke. Would have a pint with/10

Southern hospitality more like it.

But yeah, i said i didnt have any problem getting them, didnt say they dont regret it haha

How about you just not fall for memes and blame your failures on stuff other than height

>hospitality
You mean gentry, fool

He looks short because clarkson is a giant.

good on tv, but a total cunt irl according to people who've worked with him.

to be a fair most celebs lie about their height, like the rock, so he could be 5'5

but I feel ya 5'9 bro, we coping here

>being slightly taller than or the same height as most girls is the same as being shorter than most of them

So many people who a losers and think it's because they're short lol. I'm 5'6, have the best friends a guy could ask for (most are 6'2 or taller) a GF who is the same height and isn't a gross swamp monster and I make 70K a year. Quit being such plebs, my god.

Are* lel

>tfw not Manlet regular height over six foot male while barefoot

If it's not height it's something else that bothers you...

>user virtual life
>The post.

In my experience it's other manlets pushing the manlet meme

Tall bro's seem completely cool about it

Whatever makes you sleep at night lol.

bs it's the exact opposite and you know it

>tfw 5'4

i enjoy my height

>not being smol
excuse me while i fit comfortably in every single car in existence

I don't give a shit if someone's short, but if they flaunt an obvious napoleon complex, I'll go out of my way to always make fun of how short they are.
Hammond seems cool because he's into muscle cars and offroading and manly things, and isn't compensating or an asshole. He genuinely enjoys those things.

How do you define Napoleon complex though?

Some people would say Hammond liking muscle cars is compensating

Or working out, playing football or anything male related in general