/d2g/ - Dota 2 General

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>INFORMATION & GUIDES/
Latest patch: dota2.com/700
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Discord: discord.gg/gxGqKkH
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: store.steampowered.com/curator/7333375/
Cosmetic simulator: dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: opendota.com/
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homeostasis
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>30 posts early when we get 5 posts in an hour.
good lord OP kys

>tfw dORk moob us getting deleeeeted
I didn't even fap today so I still have my depression desu.

WHOA
Who is this semen demon?

>jerax on front page games
>hes always feeding out of his mind
>still wins because carried by random pub teammates

IS THIS THE OPPOSITE OF THE SHADOW ZONE?

inb4 skeever posters

Vigne a seamen daemon seasonal second best waifu desu.

Support life is like that. You feed and get carried.

Only 9 inches?

okay honestly where this girls cant poop thing comes from?

i need sauce on this picture pls

>enchantress
>lone druid
>winter wyvren
>jakiro
>sniper

What do you think of team snipers?

>that finger control
inhuman

Centaur against Sniper mid.

Holy fucking lel this team is retarded

>stopped fapping
>stopped watching anime
>mmr has gone up 900 points in less then 1 week, im almost 5k

Who would of thought

>BTS forgot the overlay.

Fucking incompetent retards

hahah fucking SPartan

when you fap everyday you lose more testosterone then your body can replace, and the estrogen from that american white breast chicken literally means you turn into a women.

>stop having fun
Hahahahahahaahahaba
Ababagaga
Ahahah

Doris

Soxbs

>enjoy life less

>would of
you need to go back

Back to paradise?

reminder

col > ppd > eg > dc > np > freedom

>That Dire jungle rune fight
damn

>No little girl hero

wew love this meme

nice science

I desperately need help..
I've been having Ping issues over the last few months. Every game, even bot games I've been having this weird Kbps loss which was minimum 60 to a 180. If you don't know what that thing is, it's up the top right with ping & fps. Here's a pic of it. So at first I thought it's my internet, but after tethering my phone's data it's still the same.
Hell, even in a bot game I get the same lag, making it nearly impossible to play.
Help?

What's wrong with becoming a girl?

?

Dotards?
Is this actually true?

im a female. (male)

Want my knee high socks battlestation pics?

IIRC bot games occur on LAN so it is probably an issue with your router.

You need to post more info though, are you on WLAN?

except bot games are not even played online, if you host a bot game with you only and bots, this game runs on your computer and doesnt run over the internet at all, you can play these games while in offline mode. if you are lagging offline then thats on your end

When are the qualifiers over? Hoping for this shit patch to get changed already.

Yeah I'm on a wired connection. Even used my phones data in order, but it's still the same issue.

You wish, white boi.

Yeah but how do I fix that? It's not internet related by the looks of it

one chinese i think study showed that if you dont fap your testosterone levels MAGICALLY get way higher on the 7th day and 7th day only (might have been some other it doesnt matter)

mind you days 1-6 and days 8-infinity you dont get anything

many other studies seeing how retarded that is tried to reproduce it and failed

conclusion: either the chinks fucked up their shitty study and the countless studies done after are correct, or only they got the study right and the countless studies after are fucking up

nofap community clings to that one chink study like a bible

thats literally it

Wired so you are connected via ethernet and you tried using your phone as a portable hotspot?

Well that narrows down the issue to your computer itself, and if it's the same wireless and wired, it's more likely a software issue.

What do you have running in the background?

your testosterone goes down after masturbation.
if you masturbate all the time testosterone is always down.
it all adds up and you fuck up your body.

>MAGICALLY get way higher on the 7th day

Sabbath confirmed high test

>Team gets wiped.
>Thug stays farming in the lane near the jungle where his team got wiped.

lols

start off by verifying the integrity of game files for dota 2 through steam client
you may find out that its faster if you uninstall and reinstall the game though

The usuals.
Torrents (nothing downloading), OSbuddy, Mirc, discord, chrome, skype, windows defender, dropbox

Singsing is streaming dotards

what you are saying is that to be le manly you should be celibate?

yeah when i think about it all those priests look like action movie actors desu

>Windows.
Why do you use this sack of shit in 2017

LEGION IS A MEME HERO
STOP PICKING HER

look at your body, are you growing "pecs"? Are your hips becoming more wide? Do you have low energy even after eating and sleeping well?

American meat is pumped full of hormones why do you think females these days have full figured bodies before they are of legal age in most states?

McChickens

Cuz Apple is gay and I've never used Linux in my life.

B A L A N C E

you fucking autist.

Alright so does this issue only occur in dota and no other games?

If so follow this user's advice: Otherwise you're going to have to use a packet sniffer to figure out what's messing with dota.

Nice. I really want to become a girl.

>priests dont masturbate


also normies masturbate like 2-3 times a week.
i masturbate 10-20 a day and it shows.

just like my pub
no1 carry dust

oh cool
so fapping is bad but having sex is okay

you trully know what you are talking about my friend, see you on /r/nofap

nofapping is a scam, literally all in your head
watching less porn however, now THAT is good for you
your typical neet reeing 4channing bastard masturbates alot, and since most dont have a sex life they obviously fap alot, and over the years they find more and more hardcore porn and blablabla, basically numbing themselves so they need fucked up things to get off to

the best way to stop doing this is to simply dont watch porn at all untill you can jerk off without any stimuli, at that point you have more or less 'reset' your brain to a certain degree

so tl;dr people on nofap dont benefit from nofap, they usually benefit from the noporn that comes from nofap

Yeah, seems like Dota is the only one that fucks me over with that thing.

>also normies masturbate like 2-3 times a week.
false

>i masturbate 10-20 a day and it shows.
false

>it shows.
false

Buy the fucking gem you little bitch
or else...

Youre going to have to mutilate your dick you pretend to be a women. The most masturbating and eating shitty food will do for you is turn you into a numale cuck.

>a-awoo
:(

>physically lowering your testosterone doesn't matter
>but some metaphysical psychological bullshit does.

hmm

Try verifying the integrity of dota's files and then report back if you are still having the issue.

burden of proof lies with the accuser.

anythign to back

AWOO

Verified, nothing changed.

not everything is some meme tier arguement about one side vs another
If you stop watching porn, you will also fap less often (unless you have a high libido of course)
but hey, if everything you post on 4chins has to be some EPIC debate where you can BLOW DEE FOUKK OUT whoever you're talking to, feel free to blow me away xdd

What? Your body is a biological machine, if it is lacking in hormones it will increase the production if it has an excess of hormones it will decrease production.

That's why if you take steroids without a proper cycle you will become reliant on them, and the reason why steroid abusers eventually grow man tits.

it doesnt matter because its literally false

there are benefits of not fapping like the guy said and they are all related to porn and your social wants you gigantic retard

if you dont watch porn you will be better off, if you dont fap you will want to get off so you will force yourself to do more to get laid
thats it, there is nothing testosterone related because its fucking FALSE

Alright, do you have a packet sniffer program?

Guys, what if offlane pugna ?

Just downloaded Wireshark after quick googling

Yeah yeah whatever

Do you train your Psychic abilities too?
Tried moving glass of water?
Maybe nopron will help lmao

twitch.tv faker
Fuck your arteezy, korean lol pros stream and he gets 150k viewers.

dota is fucking dead

fucking pathetic

Stop reading my mind psychic man

dont take no psychic for that analyzis :^)

p impressive

Yes, wireshark is a good one because it is easy to use and free. You are going to have to start a bot game and then run it until the issue occurs, then stop running wireshark and then search for what's causing your packet loss.

Since it isn't an internet or issue with hardware you are going to filter out those.

>no source

yeah though so

nice broscience

>source american highschool education.

argument posters over the fact fapping has an effect on you biologically, BTFO

So it was obvious how retarded your post was?
As expected metaphysical bro scientist can't follow a logical conclusion.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homeostasis
literally one of the most documented biological functions

Your no fap bullshit is pseudo-science bullshit, what I posted was correct information with a relevant example.

Go fuck yourself, retard; I'm not going to spoon-feed thirdies.

It starts at the start of the game, basically. Okay, I ran Dota2 & Wireshark. What am I looking for?

who cares about all this anyway.
president is playing

Yeah and his next textwall will prove the existence of billion genders. Fuck off with your liberal agenda "science".

>wiki

Oh wow.

>people will actually read this mind washing dribble from some no name poster to make themselves feel better about watching anime and fapping all day and blaming their lack of energy on other factors

Mental gymnastics

Can we keep the chat on topic pls

You're going to be looking for lost packets, it's a software issue so iirc wireshark should highlight any bugs.

if that topic is some shitty dead game then no

>ctrl+ f testosteron
>0 results

good try

>testosteron
try
>testosterone

@167582883
>no u
>cant back up arguments

im done giving (you)s

>correlation = causation because I said so
A+ illiterate redditor opinion from someone who obviously didn't read it

>textwall
>liberal agenda "science"
You should go out sometimes, maybe it will help you become less of a dumb cunt.

>muh trillion genders that are also social constructs

Some sources just aren't trustworthy.
Not for you though, you get all your facts from clickbait articles.

Nice strawman, you even got a picture to back it up.

I write this in every thread about Kelly...

Yes, she did some stupid stuff in the past. Both with her ex-boyfriend and in her professional interactions with Tobi. However, I know a LOT of people that did stupid stuff in their relationships and it's not open for public discussion. Additionally I know Tobi has moved on and is friendly with her, because he's said so in other threads.

More importantly, people mess up and they move on and grow up. They hopefully become better people. Kelly has obviously done that. In EE and Bone7's blog after MLG, they thanked a handful of people that went out of their way to help them. Charlie was the most important of those with everything he did, but Kelly was another. She's not just Loda's girlfriend and Alliance's manager... she's kind of a motherly figure at Dota 2 LAN events, helping all teams and players if they need it. She's extremely nice to fans as well, helping them get autographs even if the team is busy. She's also helped people contact other pro teams about stuff like that.

Some people have called her out on things she's said when defending Alliance, but that's ridiculous. If someone verbally attacks my close friends I'll have words for them as well. And she's also defended other teams and also called out Alliance fans on being dicks towards Na'Vi.

In other words, she's been a pretty good member of the Dota community over the past couple years. She's atoned for past mistakes (which don't involve any of us, btw) and is quite helpful and friendly to everyone she meets. And yet every single time she posts here she deals with complete assholes that rarely have knowledge about stuff she's done in the past and are ignorant about everything she's doing now.

Well done, Veeky Forums . And before someone says "It's just a subset of the community", that's bullshit. If people are acting in a way that we should all be ashamed of as a community, we should tell them to stop. Otherwise we're part of the problem.

Oh so you actually believe modern "scientists" and it offends you when somebody dares doubt illogical bullshit?

Looks like a knee jerk reaction of a mindless drone.

I'm trying my best to understand this, how do I know which ones are from dota?