/wtc/ - Witcher, Cyberpunk, Forced Memes and Gwent General - (/krw/, /cpg/, /fm/, /gwt/)

I'm finding it hard to find nilfgaard opponents even though they were just released

kek

because the sangreal she drinks is made of peaches

waifus would make gwent more popular desu

kissu

No thank you, I love my waifus and don't care about Gwent. I wish you luck though, may you get the bestest cards or whatever :3

>last round, winning
>play the guy that make me play one card and play another for the opponent
>he fucking pick Ragnarok

>tfw can't fap on this one because you know it's geralt cosplaying as yen

noone wants to play starter decks and it will take some time to get cards for decent builds

What does Yennefer of Corvo Bianco taste like?

that's actually ciri though

man who fucking said that most peasants weren't above average in witcher 3? (by irl standards)
i think 80% look fuckable as hell

holy shit that's hot

all the young women are hot

>80% look fuckable
That's because there's only like 5 different facial models and 4 of them are pretty decent

oh well its either that or having a separate one for almost every peasant and they'll all end up lookin like lifeless zombies, like in skyrim

Oh I'm not complaining, just saying that's how it is. It's not so noticeable with male NPCs, but with female ones it's very obvious how much sameface there is in the game
>skyrim
I'm having trouble thinking of one single thing Skyrim does better than TW3

its most apparent with kids, a lot of little girls look identical to grelka or what ever her name was, and that bald child i see him in every village

That fucking bald kid

Modding and adventuran, but TW3 shits all over Skyrim.

Not really the same game, though.

I notice the same face syndrome far more among male NPC's.

Skyrim does exploration better.

All children in Skyrim are literally the same face, only with one hairstyle and outfit for girls and one for boys. The actual face is identical across all child NPCs.

your mother.

bethesda suck dick with character models especially

Take the yenpill

Just do it

Writefag here, good news, Phillipa fic will be ready by tomorrow latest, I apologise for the big gap but I have been very busy

Hope you will enjoy it when it comes but as always, please don't hold back on the feedback, it helps me improve.

Their NPC's are so lifeless. I have thousands of hours in Skyrim and I only remember a handful of NPC's. TW on the other hand has one of the best character designs ever, all the important characters stand out.

>one of the witcher 3 devs said on twitter that he'd rather play it on PC on the lowest settings than on console
lmaoo

>I have thousands of hours in Skyrim and I only remember a handful of NPC's.

I only remember the annoying ones like Nazeem and Idolaf Battle Born

kek
really?

gameplanet.co.nz/pc/news/g5519c69c7488a/Witcher-3-dev-says-hed-rather-play-on-PC-at-minimum-settings-than-on-Xbox-One/

low settings on pc look like shit though

It's not just the character models, it's everything from their writing to the quests they give you. Bethesda's approach to world building is quantity over quality: we must have a thousand NPCs and a thousand dungeons and a thousand quests. TW3 tries harder to make quests and characters more interesting and unique even if that means having less people to talk to and less shit to do. Which is fine by me, anyway.

It's the same with the actual world. Skyrim has a bunch of towns and cities which are all tiny and lifeless. Even the fucking capital has something like 15 or 20 buildings and there's rarely more than 10 NPCs on screen at any time. You can talk to every NPC and enter every building, but 95% of these people have absolutely nothing of interest to say. TW3 has a moderately big town and a massive fucking city that's more like a GTA city: most NPCs are only there to make it feel big and lively, and most doors are locked, but the handful of characters you can talk have actual writing behind them. I'll take the Novigrad philosophy, a city that looks, sounds, feels and breathes like an actual city, over Skyrim cities any day.

>witcher porn folder already 1go

pretty cool the the lewd community is active tb(h)

>fapping to computer generated images

y tho?

Not judging, I just never saw the appeal, it would be too weird

not him but i fapped to jill in the RE HD remake once and thats the only time ive fapped to a video game, sometimes regular porn gets boring and h you're too lazy to search for the kinky shit, plus in video games you actually engage with the character ur fapping to in a way no?

because 2D > 3D
and Witcher girls are top-tier

So how do you deal with Geralt being an Elric clone?

I'm a Trissfag, but I fapped to Yen a few times.

witcher girls ARE 3d bruh
think u meant virtual > real

don't bully geraldu

hmm....I was going to say that it would be weird as fuck to fap to computer generated women because they just aren't real

But then I thought that the ancient greeks probably fapped over statues of aphrodite and no doubt nuts were busted over the Mona Lisa and other paintings of women in the Renaissance

Still, I hope I never reach that level of lonliness

>tfw told myself I would never become a waifufag as well

By being safe in the knowledge geralt is better done.

what do u mean they aren't real
they're representations of real women, as real as all the pornstars in the porn you're watching that you'll never see irl ever, aka it doesn't matter, drawn erotica has been a thing since forever ye

i pretty much equate masturbating to ANY porn to loneliness, just because more people fap to vids of real women rather than say, computer generated representations of real women, doesn't matter, wouldn't fap if u got a gf to fuck lol

you fap to the idea of them, their behavior, personality...it beats fapping to a random porn star imo

>wouldn't fap if you got a gf to fuck
They aren't always there when i need it...

Agreed fully.

>wouldn't fap if u got a gf to fuck lol
GF isn't going to be around you 24/7 and ready to open her legs or drop to her knees whenever you tell her to.

>wouldn't fap if u got a gf to fuck lol

I've fapped with my wife in bed next to me

She refused me sex then got angry when I started to jack off

show some fucking restraint
im on nofap for 1 month now

>got angry when i started to jack off
What kind of shit relationship is that?

No can do thats how tragedy strikes. Again.

What does Yennefer's cunt smell like?

Doesn't like her role as cum dumpster being outsourced to mexican tissue paper

>show some fucking restraint
Why?

Oh are you one of those retards that believe nofap makes you stronger and makes all the ladies fall in love with you or some shit? Those balls need to empty every now and then and they're going to do it by themselves sooner or later. Enjoy waking up with some crusty-ass smelly underwear.

wraith

She doesn't have a cunt, she has a feminine vagina

i don't believe nothin' i just do it because i feel better after not doing it for a while, restraint is good tho handy to have

Does that mean philippa has a masculine vagina?

if you don't empty your ball sack regularly, you can get cancer

It feels good, sure, but letting a month's worth of cum to build up in your balls is actually a bad thing.

sounds like some broscience shit to me, everything is carcinogenic yo and eh, living past 60 sucks either way

>/wtc/ - How often to empty your sack

He's not wrong though. It promoted prostate and testicular cancer through some bullshit of new spermatozoa not being migrated to the vas deferens then onto the seminal vesicle. Theres also evidence it promotes early onset ED and weaker erections overall by messing up the bodies naturally 1 1/2-2 week long testosterone cycle.

Tl;dr theres actually a LOT of health benefits to masturbation for both sexes.

tfw fapping to waifus protects us from cancer and keeps us healthy

That's proof enough for me

Why did they change the voice of Emhyr ? It sucks.

Triss has the tastiest butt and vagina :3

they couldn't find a 18 year old female sacrifice as hot as the one they used to pay him for TW3 so he said no

they just let him use cloned ciri marcin made for himself, but she's too used up by now

Post her pubes

I can't, it is not allowed, but I can assure you that her pubes look lovely. If there is such a thing as perfect amount of pubic hair, Triss has it.

What are you listening to, /wtc/?

We /wildboys/ naow

youtube.com/watch?v=Re644qgnCtw

forgot link

youtube.com/watch?v=wwKBHrMy-Wc&list=RDIv8GwSfS57w&index=2

KingBlackToof

youtube.com/watch?v=o0MIFHLIzZY

Where is this scene from? I don't remember Triss being on Skellige. Or is this some mod magic?

It's made using Storyboard UI mod.

As someone who just finished doing every POI and sidequest in Touissant and Velen/Novigrad (only Skellige left).

How did you guys as genuine fans dealt with the empty feeling this game leaves after you realize there is nothing else like it?

I've been gaming ever since I was kid and last game that struck me even remotely like this was first Mass Effect.

Should I start NG+ immediately? Some other game? I got DOOM and Dying Light EE thinking it might help not to think about this game but they aren't doing it in slightest.

I also don't believe even Cyberpunk will scratch the its (even though it will probably be amazing game).

Need help fast.

Oh, and I pretty much ruined my relationship over this game.

>and I pretty much ruined my relationship over this game
>hey user wanna go to a restaurant or something?
>shuh lady, I gotta kill a forktail
>hey user wanna go to the movies?
>fuck off lady, I gotta collect 15 more drowner brains
>hey user want to fuck?
>christ sake, wait a second Yen, this bitch won't shut up

>How did you guys as genuine fans dealt with the empty feeling this game leaves after you realize there is nothing else like it?

Listen to the OST nonstop, try and play other games but quit after getting to the main menu, repeat for a month or so, sit in the general for ages

Mass Effect, as shit as the ending to 3 was, did hit me hard, I felt empty for like a week straight, couldn't even fap.

It's just an unfortunate part of vidya, wishing it would never end.

>Storyboard UI mod

That's just beautiful user, cheers

That's not Skellige.
It's the Ciri empress ending White Orchard.

Read the books, re-replay the serie as "canon geralt", listen to the ost, shitpost
masturbate

>ruined my relationship over this game
What, did she catch you fucking yen or something?

I also literally built my whole new rig for this. And for the first time ever (I'm 27). I thought about this empty feeling in advance (I started when I first hit Novigrad). From that point every progress I made in the game was savoured and enjoyed completely.

In the end it made it even worse, although I'm glad I got the Ciri witcher ending. It was really satisfying in a bitter sweet way and all devs (especially Bioware) should take notes on how ending to a fucking franchise spanning years is done.

Screwed my relationship with Triss and Yenn though. Figured Yenn was more canon choice but she felt so alien compared to Triss with which you actually already had relationship(s) spanning previous 2 games. It helped that Yen is super hot and well developed.

I genuinely feel Geralt would never be able to choose between the two as he probably harboured feelings for both for all the shit he went through with them.

Oh
>and how did you deal with the empty feeling
A friend threw me spec ops the line and i spent the next month lying in bed all day trying to not exist.

They seem way too locked in for that to be Ciri. Its uncanny

Nah, I just fucking realized she was pretty much pissing me of 99% of times since she had absolutely no hobbies. If she wasn't hot I would have done it much earlier.

Weird, Spec Ops did nothing to me. In fact I barely managed to slog to the end.

Yeah, he's just spawning Triss and doing the poses I guess.