/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

Cute plasmagirls and skelewomen

NO

then bay is k

I sure hope you mean regular waifus and not space "waifus", for those are the ones that a man earns his love and peace through great suffering, enduring many trials until he finally reaches a promised life with his love, staying faithful until that time.

Bay has shitty "repair bots" that can barely replace torn up floor tiles and have to ride disposals. Don't spread misinformation.

Anything can be a waifu if you try hard enough

darn

as a literal autist i like my autismo machines

tell me again why we don't have a human space suit crate on cargo?

because people are afraid of "powercreep" after they give toolboxes the same damage as a pickaxe

Balance

BEST CAPTAIN?
BEST ASSISTANT?
BEST CLOWN?
BEST BORG?
BEST AI?

majority of players are human

all me

Go back to re ddit

them why you can order grey and plasmamemes suits on cargo?
another reason to have them on cargo, if majority of the crew is human there'll not be enough suits on EVA to supply the crew

this way you'll see less greyshits running around on atmos/enginner/medical space suits

give it a huge price like 400 or 500, so only later in the shift you'll be able to acquire if you're only counting with payroll money

400 and 500 is cheap as fuck, make it 5000 if anything

ghetto spacesuits

they're ugly
i want to show my grey pride in a grey colored space doot

Plasmamen can't survive without suits and you'll wind up banned if you keep up that attitude
Greys also can't wear normal EVA

>a gas mask and firefighter jacket

The uniform of shitters.

>ghetto spacesuit not the epitome of grey pride
The grey suit can't carry a large oxy tank in it's storage.

>you'll wind up banned if you keep up that attitude
eat shit you doublenigger, what the fuck does stating a fact has to do with rule breaking?

I want Ailsa to punch me in the face and call me a dumbass when I try to hug her when she's mad.

RIP jackie chan

Wanted no trouble

how does one get crazy high potency

Garrus I'm going to metagrudge the SHIT out of you fucking fuck you do your FUCKING JOB

>her

what species causes the most problems on the station?

He only died after game over thanks to borer chems.

Would have made a full recovery if the chest borer didn't go brain dead and supplied blood!

What was up with zas that round?

Humans :)

kys

humans, no joke

Blasma
Bawmbs
you do the math desu

humans and it's not even a question
a better question would be who causes more problems per capita
and the answer to that would probably still be humans

sillicons

...

humans

most people play them and like half the antags are humans

>not having prosthetic organs
>having prosthetic limbs instead

What did you mean by this?

>open one door
>see plasma
>slammed back and forth between two walls untill crit

looting crippled stations is less problematic than other forms of shittery

One cripples you when you get hit with an EMP, the other kills you

Silicons by far. Nothing but fucking complaints.
I don't care if it's "by design". Let's call shit shit and Shinola a bad watch company.

do you expect any less from dirty thieving rodents with wings?

vox don't have wings as far as I know

lole birds dont have fur got em
funny semantics got em good lole
*takes a BIG bong-rip off a dog dick*

"bird species"

really knocks my cranium

>Felicity gets a Balloon.
>Sits in front of an AAC in a comfy chair while holding it for the entire round.
>Security stares her down for the entire shift and every other traitor runs wild.

Humans

Most people self-insert themselves or play as a waifu for the sake of attention. It's not exactly a problem, but you can quickly spot self-centered faggots that takes too seriously the game because of that

Non-human heads should make a come back, it's was just fine the way it's was since all you need to do is switch the AI to NT Default, or a proper lawset

fuck off a bumbling idiot

bird-like
and they don't have fur, they have quills and scales

I WANT TO ROLEPLAY WITH FELICITY

spotted the waifufag

yeah whoopee you read a wiki page
who needs jokes anyway

jokes are for fagsters and clowns, which are you my brutha

do something about it

Not every other traitor. I also caught the one making beartrap IEDs at roundstart.
But someone let her go and got her promoted to engineer for some reason.

Either way, it was fun.

...

do she got big shoes though

user... you know what they say about people with big feet.

I'd rather not ask that question.

I said shoes not feet
ree

do you guys hold grudges?

I think I will and then I get over it

no

I don't, but it's always funny to see people who do

Only up until the round ends.

i dont care enough to memorize peoples names beyond the round im in so no
and if someone kills me in round i tend to be res'd as something that either by law can't take revenge or ic has no memories of past life so its poinltess in round too

Only against this faggot Emilia because they're legit autistic and REEEE in chat

Female assistants are kill on sight

:^)

scientists that don't do the RnD

Some of you doctors are alright
Next shift, don't come to the bar

>not able to create the T virus with virology
>can't become wesker and globally saturate the station
>have to play geneticist to come close

FIX VIROLOGY

>some asshole ghost starts turning off the lightswitches in both kitchen and botany for a while
>get a diona node plopped down ASAP because i'm courteous
>even as it's growing he keeps turning off the light (making it grow slower) repeatedly and haunts me and the botanist and blinks lamps
>when he finally gets out as a nymph he starts running around and stealing shit in botany, i whack him around a bit because he was a cunt
>he runs away, i shrug and go back to cooking
>repeatedly throws my shit all over the place and at me, forcing the crew to go without food
>while chasing him i get ZAS'd nearly to death
>while walking back to the kitchen i get shot in the face
>defibbed by one of the few people in the round who is a decent person
>dragged around, but the nymph steals my unconscious body
>strips me of my mask and tank and leaves me to die
If a nymph doesn't succ blood and speak to you within 1 minute it is already a shitter and must be stun+welded and cooked into a stew.

yes

When You Code It

Nerf ZAS

Personal airbags just got merged.
Be sure to order some from Cargo and carry one in your pocket or belt slot at all times for a free pass on the slam jam.

Its not hard to understand.

You faggots got your bustanuts, magboots, and now your airbags. What more do you want? Just remove ZAS all together if your going 2 be so gay about it.

Someone setup some ZAS trap and I'm not even sure what happened. I opened a fucking box that was in front of a closed locker then got ZAS'd into the wall behind me, fell down and the locker ended up on top of me preventing me from getting up

>personal airbags
FUCK
WHY

Why were they merged?

Who thought, in the age of Bustanuts, and hyperzine Magboots, this would be a good idea?

>ghosts laughing and taunting chef
>patiently wait for nymph alert
>get it
>chef's autism finally flares up
>beats the first nymph to grow
>get away
>find autist bird chef on ground
want to bully weeds, bucko?
>strip his shit
>leave him to die like the peice of shit he is
>absolute satisfaction when

is there anyway you can see your notes?

Because literally no one had any negative things to say about them in the five days the PR was open.

github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/13775

Sawbones did nothing wrong

I planned to just remove the nodes since ghosts were fucking with the lights. Once you spawned I decided to try and get rid of you, but when I figured the knife wasn't doing shit I just buggered off.
Never growing diona again/10

>FIVE AIRBAGS FOR 25 CREDITS

ARE THE CODERS BRAIN DAMAGED?

Truly, this is the age of the Hippie takeover
Everything's being casualized and made far too easy
It's fucking over, the dream is over, Veeky Forums will soon be just another casualized codebase where no effort, skill, or thought is required to get by

I remember when mins first started toying with zas. It was kind of cool at first, but with the level it is currently residing at, if there's a depressurization you are practically insta-gibbed by all the shit you slam into. And not everyone metagames for magboots every round.