/dag/+/bwg/ - Dragon Age & Bioware General #1028

I started playing Baldur's gate again, and nobody told me druids were good.

>Can turn into a bear
>3 attacks a round, plus 18/00 STR
>Faldorn can use insect swarm

So is it just Jaheira that sucks?

we ded

>page ?

Maybe we are all playing the game.

Or fapping to our waifus/husbandos.

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I can't find a Geralt Funko Pop anywhere!!!

That's okay. I only need one hand to climb and one hand to jack.

Do you guys know if you can install a pirate DLC on a non pirate game?
Like getting the legacy dlc for da2.

cant get over how dumb this op post is, bad grammar and couldn't figure out the theme.

holy shit, you could've just written "anime edition" just by looking at the image or even better, "best girl edition", but nooooooooooooooooooo, you have to make a retarded post with bad grammar.

damn burgers.

No need to cry, my dude

I promise to never make the new thread again

thx for the laugh, this image was genuinely funny

Don't bully my /dag/friends.

don't listen to him, friend!

we don't disprove, in fact, you did well!

I'm going to draw your favorite character but make them 30 pounds overweight and darken their skin tone!

Pelessaria? Pelessaria...!

I'm gonna h*** h**** with Kallo Jath!!

SINFUL

Stop being dead.

Can it be dark red? A little extra beef around the bottom never hurt a man.

salarians are incapable of love and will die decades before you

Imagine this place on 21st next month

I may abandon ship. Not a soul will miss me and I guess that's alright.

I'll miss you..

We can discuss about me:a here.

I don't fr*cken care........

Please try not to curse again...

Noo, don't abandon ship. We need all we can get.

****h.....

You can just pretend to be me instead Sr. Double Elipses.
There's the trouble. I like learning autistic tidbits from Liaraposter, but I'm not very interested in ME overall.
You guys are going to be so busy you won't know what to do with yourselves, silly. It was ridiculous of me to mention it, sorry.

>I'm not very interested in ME overall.

Are you sure, user?

This place needs more active people..

visible nipples...

Jacqueline is a whore

Who is Jacqueline?

Miranda....... MIRANDA.....!!!!

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Ugh..please no.

citadel was so shit

mass effect 3 was so awful. ugh!

>Citadel
>best part of Mass Effect 3
>bad

>citadel was so shit
ohohoho... non!

Talimancers LEAVE

the best part of a piece of shit is still a piece of shit, user

>playable elves don't have the accent

/dag/... without mommy?!

Fanservice: the picture.

you're on my shit list

Our REAL mommy left us ages ago...

Fug why, I am an innocent user.

Citadel is fanservice: the DLC. I guess they figured fans deserved it after ME3

Solas should turn everyone into an elf.

Solas should turn my vagina into his personal cum dump

Has everyone got molested by a guy that looks like Solas at some point in their life?
Just me?

NO ONE is allowed to speak ill of Miri......

miri is a nasty whore with a disease ridden cunt

Wouldn't her genetics render her poon impervious to critters?

no

murder all quarians

I wish there was a CRPG general, so I don't have to waste my breathing space with you degenerates who drink the dregs of a terrible company who only play two shit game series.

Am I the only one who thought alistair and morrigan had some chemistry?
Can't find any art of them = (

After experiencing this, I agree.

dorianpavus.deviantart.com/art/Kieran-s-Arrival-468913677
Here, friend :)

they can meet in Inky if Kieran is Alistairs son

Well, surely there's some kind of xeno..herb or something that she can stuff up in there to kill gross shit. That's besides the point, I know.
Just make one then, user.
They're probably half siblings, and that makes any chemistry pretty gross.

They are half siblings who hatefuck each other. That's pretty funny.

HA
Found it!

rule34-beta.paheal.net/post/1565748

>half siblings
Where does it say that? It's not on the wiki.

>This is a brave picture. :clap: Child birth seems to forever be wrapped up in a pink fluffy cloud when it is in fact about pain and a bloody mess. Happiness (and relief probably) comes later. Sometimes that can be beautiful too, like here. Alistair would definitely be the involved father.

This hurt my eyes more than the picture.

There's no absolute proof. There's a part within The Stolen Throne where Maric is asked by Flemeth to do something that evidently terrifies him. Morrigan's a bit older than Alistair as well, so do with that what you will.
He wouldn't look that happy. She would probably have handfuls of his thigh hair and skin in her grips.

;___;

Cassandra is shit

what the FUCK is your problem?! Cassandra is the Queen of my life

FUCK YOU!

Jaheira does suck in BG1 because of her multiclassing, but she becomes a decent tank in BG2. However, while insect swarm is very useful when dealing with annoying mages, high level druids aren't as good as priests because their healing abilities are limited.

All bioware romances out of DA2 are shit
Most bioware writing outside of DA2 are shit

DA2 might have had some tumblr/deviantart level conception but the actual execution was rock solid most of the way through

Cassandra is a rapist.

STOP.

>humping a heathen
why is Cassandra such a slut?

Please.. you're hurting me..

more flycam breh lets see it

I'm cumin

Her nude model is really low quality but I like her soft tummy.

But "anime edition" would have to use an image of the actual anime version of a character

>Despite the game being out for oh-god-so-many years now nobody ever bothered to make a version of Morrigan's default robes that is somewhat more suitable to living in a marsh annd I think we all know why :P

>no hair

Hmm..

kinda disappointed 2bh!

>marsh
>those tight bindings and a scarf
I'm no expert but something's not right here

also looks like flemeth beat her face in with a supersledge

Get that shit out of my face.

I'm sage!

Well played.

I replied to my own post!!!

Oh.