Thoughts on James May (Captain Slow)?

Thoughts on James May (Captain Slow)?

The only of the Top Gear trio who isn't a complete wazzock.

One of those people who's sensitive to the opinions of strangers but dgaf what their friends think

he's my spirit animal

Ice Cream is for homos

There's nothing wrong with having autism.

Except being a defective human that shouldn't be alive and wasting my air in the first place.

If you were to cross him with Jay Leno and give the result the budget of a pauper, you'd have me.

t. has three landbarges at any time

>"Drifting is for the unintelligent"

What did he mean by this

he's like that one cool geography teacher that would sneak you a cigarette every now and then

he's prettly likeable

It's a dog whistle that sounds like "anime should be illegal" to the sophisticated ear.

he's nice, i like him. hope this helps.

I worship him and fap to him every time i see him on the telly, i hope this helps ^

9/10 person

Veeky Forumsur guy

This

>Tfw to intelligent too drift

Hating ice cream is for insecure beta+, unless this is a reference to that lame Hammond running joke, in which case it still holds true.

James May is my idol.

200% based.

The reassembler is comfy as fuck

HAHA I didn't know who you were talking about until you said Captain Slow. XDDD

>Amazon top gear
>The crew now makes (good) racist and other dirty jokes
>James is still a cuck

What the fuck?

mai husbando

May is excellent. Season 2 TG was fantastic with him debuting. I only wish he could get more solo segments because I always trust his opinions on cars. He doesn't waste a lot of time on jokes, so his segments are usually very comfy.

This shit right here.

>Have a nice cup of coffee
>Watch James May put stuff back together

I challenge anyone to be comfier.

Who is the best human currently alive, and why is it James May?

>Tfw to intelligent too drift
Irony

based may can actually wrench

Newfag

>doesn't know what 'cuck' means

You`d think James would actually enjoy some anime.

>coffee

Heretic!

>He isn't a cuck

his solo work is worth watching too. james may's toy stories and james may's man lab are both excellent

Cars of the People is fantastic as well and should be required watching on Veeky Forums.

Best Top Gear.

>disregard females and minorities
>acquire trivial knowledge about technical subjects

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Toppest Gear.

Too OCD about some stuff. By far the least retarded of the three.

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