/hsg/ - Hearthstone General

Jesus, this game is terrible.
Why am I still playing?

whoever designed STB is a filthy son of a thousand whores and nothing would make me more happy than putting my hands around his neck and twist, twist until I squeeze the fucking life out of his eyes.

wanna talk, a-user?

FUCK YOU

I AM TIRED OF LOSING GAMES BY TURN FOUR AND FIVE I HATE FUCKING PIRATES PIRATES PLAYERS SHOULD BE ROUNDED UP AND SHOT IN THE BACK OF THE NECK

>His initial design made him GAIN +2 attack whenever you equipped a weapon and was changed days before the expansion

Team 5 is a joke kek

Why would they give shaman another direct damage card when lightning bolt and lava burst were already a problem?

Why would they give shaman another good weapon when they realized spirit claws was already a mistake?

I'm with you if you also delete shaman from the game
And make rotation come faster

YOOOOOOOOOOOO

Because identity

Shaman has 3 specs, a healing one, a caster once based on burst and a melee one based in weapons and enhancing said weapons. They also generate totems.

So it gets burn from hand, healing, bodies and weapons. Where is the weakness? Well, shaman is also Thrall's class and Thrall is perfect and without flaws, so shaman must be the same.

the real question is why are all jade generators slow while shaman's are all tempo swings including a 5 mana firelands oh and a 5 mana combo to generate 2 tokens with brann, shit for 9 mana you could equip a weapon, put 4 jades and a 2/3 and 2/4 on board

Thanks to Kharazan and Gadgetzan, now not even the rotation will kill Shaman. :^)

but it will kill renocucks.

What are you talking about, Spirit Claws was added to help other classes. If you see it coming out it means the other guy is running a fun, out of meta spell power deck, probably using cool and underrated cards like Malygos, and some intricate combo with Thaurissan to kill you with spells :)

>it will kill the ONLY thing you can play if you don't like aggro but also want to sometimes win a game

fantastic.

>priests, warriors and paladins don't exist because they don't get random bullshit card generation
sure bud.
Gadzetzan ruined even LoE

Can people shut up with their constant "I want the current FOTM class deleted forever!" whinning? Every class has been the most OP at some point, if you got your way every time we'd no longer have any classes and thus no game.

Queue automated "and we'd be better of without this shit game" responses because you need something to complain about at all times.

>implying any of those a viable non aggro archetype

kek

spotted the shaman.

>i don't know what are my win condition, buddy, i didn't yet discovered them
truly a patrician's deck

It's not like he's the only wincon, also the choices are limited so you can adjust to the opponent.

Sounds more like Kazakus raped your salty ass one too many times.

You pretend to be better than aggrotard but you really are just hard mulliganing for reno and watching the rng montage of your deck playing itself.

>Hearthstone is ruined after a series of extremely shitty expansions implying it was ever good and is developed by retards who have no idea how to balance and make cards for card games
>Daria cancer is killing Shadowverse but fucking gooks are too prideful to nerf this shit so next expansion will be twice as bad as RoB was and powercreep everything
>apparently Yugioh is just as shit as Shadowverse and Hearthstone
>every other digital card game is dead on arrival
>you need to have friends and actually interact with people in real life, as well as spend a lot of money on cards, to play MtG
Card games were a mistake. It's nothing but trash.

Is there any finer justice than Kripp saying he's the best player of all time and then getting dumped on by arenatards

Team 5 getting fired?

Not that guy but Reno is just an excuse to be able to play with more cards. If you are complaining about RNG montages then you are misdirecting your anger at Reno instead of bullshit card generation, and you are also playing the wrong game.

If you want something pvp with turn based combat you could check out atlas reactor. It's a mobaish turn based game, really have been enjoying for some time now.

you guys are my only friends these days
kinda sad but its true

I'll agree with that.

That fucking realisation that companies dont make good games anymore

But user Fallout 4 and Skyrim: Special Edition both practically just came out.

>You got banned because your username was an imgur link to Zeriyah nudes

What if Patches was a cute anime girl? And STB was a megamilk oneesan? Could you live with it?

>while holding a weapon, gain 2 cup sizes

ungoro was good memories for me because the xp is so great, lots of monster density and quests

that guy you need to spray with water and escort
the vulcano and flame elementals
the camps
the power crystal cave
the monkey cave and the mechanical yeti type stuff
the fen/bogcreepers that drop tar
the big as fuck dinosaurs
the silithid bee hive
the path to the sand zone nobody ever goes to post vanilla
the ancient watcher/statue type things
the little dinosaur hatchlings and eggs
the explorer tribe who are balls deep in dangerous animals

i think theres plenty of stuff there, but not the most so they do need to pull from the surrounding regions or similar things/zones as well

anyway WHO FUCKING CARES fuck the state of the game, nobody is allowed to talk about the expansion from now on because youre getting diverted into not being outraged and keeping the pressure on for making meaningful changes of which there are 100s to be made

>fallout 4
>good
are you 12?

svfags would never leave us

stop messing with zeriyah

There is an titan lady there who talks about Brann and shows you whats under her skirt

When I don't play against Patches, I do truly have fun. It feels like I only have fun twenty percent of the time.

>yfw Un'Goro has no 1 drops

what if they dont patch stb/patches?

You get the idea, now how do I word this so it doesn't enable 0-mana 8/8 Molten Giants on t1? Should I remove "remaining" and just "set your maximum Health to 1" so the only way to get your Health up is to Alextrasza yourself?

>Patched the Pirate

What use would Mage possibly have for that? The reason they run Alex is to set up a combo after spending the rest of the game dealing no face damage. If they have to use Alex defensively that purpose is lost and defeats the entire reason they run it.

is this a joke?

Fine. Is there a way I could word this to have it set your hero's Health to 1/30 so you can still Reno for example and get it back to 30, but not have the 0-mana Molten Giants at start?

>it has 2/1 0 drops

I'm in charrrge!

>Encouraging we're going to be rich
>BUFFING we're going to be rich

>see Dane play fun value feign death wild deck
>feel like building something similar
>remember that I'd get steamrolled by aggro
>think about making control healing/tank deck
>remember that jades exist

Great
Game
Blizzard

>there are actually people who exist that think there is any solution to netdecks

>play eternal
>my last 10 draws were power sigils
fun game

Remember Naxx? Maybe it wasn't so bad.

why would you ever play eternal? that games is trash

just wanna play to see and do some of the early reward things
im not liking it and wish hs was fixed already

>tfw been at 470 mage wins since standard

I decided I should finally get that shit out of the way. Screwing around with strifecro's old concede mage since it's my favourite way to play Mage. Been a lot of fun at rank 24-20 so far.

Why is everyone saying this card is bad? Isn't it great if you buff it with Priest and then Inner Fire it?

I have a Watch and Learn quest if anyone wants to help me out.

Engio#11649

NA

youtube.com/watch?v=GcycolG2TdY
so madam goya is good then yeah?

No because investing 3 or more cards into a single minion that doesn't immediately win you the game is stupid because every good class can remove it with a single card of their own.

So the problem with overload cards is that they gave shaman enough they can continually roll over their debt and never pay it, right?

>the deck arent even built around goya
>it's just greedy decks high rolling

Fuck man I can't even complete play 50 cards quest anymore because I die on turn 3

Remember when Turn 6 lethal was a meme and Team 5 released an entire adventure filled with anti-aggro cards?

Remember this?
youtube.com/watch?v=-jenlSf2E8o&feature=youtu.be
>"Turn 7 lethal"

NGA HearthStone board is one of the biggest online HS forums in China. It probably has the best HS community in China as they constantly post/translating guides and news, and there is very little low effort contents. Along with this subreddit, NGA HS board is my go-to place to discuss Hearthstone.

Recently, just like the current state of this subreddit, the dissatisfaction on HearthStone the game has reached a critical mass among its community

>this subreddit

>cards that got nerfed in the past for being OP that even in their unnerfed state wouldn't be viable nowadays

Why are people so upset? If they nerf small time buc the game won't be nearly as fun as it is now and quicker decks won't have the push to finish off boring retarded control or stall till combo decks.

People have always been posting reddit posts in this general for some reason I don't understand.

you got me interested what chinks think about hearthstone now.

>What is Starving Buzzard?

Holy fuck yall are autistic, this game is broken ass shit pay to win trash

Nat would be too slow.

I think you're the only one who's too slow here pal.

You fucking insta lose when you go first, the coin is broken as shit. Stop paying money to these retarded fucking hacks that can't design a good game.

Almost any Classic or Basic card that got a nerf. Even cards like Leper Gnome and Abusive Sergeant are totally outclassed by le epic 3/2 and 1/1 opening to the point they wouldn't be run even though they fit the archetype.

>STB WITHOUT a weapon or Patches has the same value as Leper Gnome
Thanks Brode.

the thing your missing is that they're neutrals that would be ran alongside le epic 3/2 with charge

*pre-nerf Leper Gnome

toys for boys

i want to beat you all up and Ben Brode afterwards. fucking faggots the lot of you

It kinda turns me on to think about getting beaten up by you user-kun...

*cums to hafu noods*

Y-your baiting right?
Theres no way someone can really think that going second can really be an advantage
Also read the thread

Not him, but I sometimes just concede when going first. Your opponent get's an extra card and mana crystal, meaning thet can play a 2 mana card on turn 1. One STB OP? Why not play 2. Plus, very often I got lethal on turn 6 but my opponent coins out reno turn 5, losing me the game. It's ridiculous.

Shadowverse got released in Korea today. The rope around Ben's neck is tightening.

the ogn hs tournament closed out of nowhere as well

it's really the end, at least with sc2 blizz forced money into korea to keep sc2 alive

preach it brother. I wanna see Ben Burodo burn at the stake for his sins

You do realize you get a huge momentum bost when going first right?
First attack means that you baiscally won the mirror match and already put your opponent on a clock

>momentum boost
What does this even mean? Stop trying to use big boy words to sound clever when you're not really saying anything.

shut the fuck user you dangerous cunt