/meg/ - Mass Effect General

Andromeda a SHIT edition.

Newest video: youtu.be/NNG_szaXNNU

Previously newest video: youtu.be/Inh3V2CfdaE

MEG's updated Pastebin: pastebin.com/ehq8JjR2

MegSev adventures: MegSev dot blogspot dot com

All previous Collages that we know of: imgur.com/a/FSJBQ

Thread theme: youtube.com/watch?v=2zhi3FmTUFg

CES 2016 Footage: youtu.be/JRStRzbBD_g

E3 2015 trailer: youtu.be/uG8V9dRqSsw

E3 2014 trailer: youtu.be/C4HbiCKBhFU

Bioware propaganda: blog.bioware.com/2015/06/15/introducing-mass-effect-andromeda/

Letterbox List of Science Fiction to watch while you wait for ME:A
letterboxd.com/meganon/list/meg-watch-while-we-wait/

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twitter.com/AnonBabble

Liara best waifu.
Femshep Bestshep.

>that fit Asian girl

Nice.

>tfw no Mads in Mass Effect.

Vetra a shit

I forgot to change the thread theme, dont know which fag thought slayer was a good choice :^).

youtube.com/watch?v=Abrn8aVQ76Q

We don't know anything about the Turian Merrill yet.

>worse
GTFO you uncultured goatfucker

atleast post the creepy version, who listens to 30 minutes of nothing?
youtube.com/watch?v=6nxLXvqLp50

Gonna love this gypsy! Gonna get Veeky Forums for her!

>shitty 90s pop punk
>culture

pick one you fucking late term abortion.

Miranda got a big butt!

I'd rather a Turian Merrill than an Asari Sera

I agree. PeeBee is already looking totally irredeemable. Shitty character design, obnoxious and incessant 'jokes', worst species in the ME universe.

go die already gramps.

>implying Merrill was bad
Aside from that Mirror shit, and the unapologetic blood magic, Merrill was best girl.

Bioware once again btfo's silly consumer

I wish what u goys were talking abotu regarding andromeda, I'm trying to read as little about it for maximum surprise when i torrent it

Already got my swiss exit appt lined up. Want to come along?

yes pls

don't get me wrong, I liked her. but it's also very obvious why people don't, and the way Bioware writers talk about her make me pretty annoyed

Save Kaidan or Ashley

>he wants to get thrown shit into his face without prior knowing at what speed and which kind of shit and what consistency its gonna be

Kaidan is another officer while Ashley is a shitty enlisted. The choice is easy.

kaidan, ashley gets ugly and annoying

I liked Merrill too besides the dumb blood magic/mirror shit. All the women aside from Aveline are top tier retards in DA2 though. Isabella is way worse than any woman ever in a bioware game.

I actually really appreciate how Merrill treats blood magic and dealing with demons/spirits. it's really refreshing that she actually pays attention to the personal costs, unlike literally every other blood mage in the series, but still has it serve as a personal flaw because she can't recognize that people around her might also get caught up or try to take the toll for her.

it's too bad she wasn't in a better game

why do you think i'm not paying.

The little I do know doesnt bolster high opinions(arks, the species in the game from Milky Way etc nice and my NINE key is broken

kaidan. He gets a shitload of character development in 3 and winds up being a solid bro and good squadmate pick, while Ashley's character gets simplified and her abilities are just "Vega, but not as good"

>when i torrent it
Good, don't give money to Curry Thunder.

As a whole, the non-humans are a step-down from the human ones, most of the time when it comes to writing. But every other female in DA2 (except Avelline, ofc) is shit. So yeah, best girl.

Depends.
>Kaidan
>Sentinel, versatile, can max Electronics (lockpicking) skill, squishy.
>Female romance option, both in ME3.
>Boring, chill.

>Ashley
>Soldier, DPS, can tank effectively, rather basic skillset.
>Male romance option.
>Racist, gung-ho.

I personally recommend saving Kaidan, as he becomes a biotic god in ME3.

It was that German from the West
Slayer is not bad at all

>2017
>Germans haven't been genocided yet

Unacceptable senpai.

Settle down, Vlad. Europe will be yours soon enough.

Germans are incredibly retarded when choosing their government. And now they are buying properties all over the Prague because their cities are full of ugly brown sand-people and they want out.

Fuck Russians though. Even more than Germans.

you /dag/ fags really need to leave

But I hate DA (except O) and the biodrone-infested /dag/.

I'm not gonna leave.

There's several non-tan German families at our local park here (US). I think they all moved here.

>when choosing their government.
there isn't really a choice at all, the Gründerväter made sure of that to "prevent the rise of another Hitler" or some shit. Next election we can "choose" between Merkel and Schulz. And even if, through some fucking miracle, the AfD won more than 50% of seats, which is even statistically impossible because they won't attend every electoral district out of sheer manpower shortage they'd still have to get every single law through the 2nd chamber of government, the Bundesrat, which is completely dominated by red/black/green.
Just saying.

Also new Mass Effect will be bad.

Want to talk about Jade Empire?

Well, I think you can use them. But we chased them all out 70 years ago and now they are slowly coming back, it always starts like this.

I know. Merkel and Schultz duel is like choosing by which bare foot you want step into a humongous dog-shit. I don't understand why aren't you in the streets already. I mean Czechs are pretty lazy and comfy nation, but there would be happening long time ago. Shit we got huge ass marches and leftard squat burnings when there were a mere talks about a POSSIBILITY of accepting seven refugee families.

>Also new Mass Effect will be bad.
On that we definitely find a consensus.

WG, for your sake I hope you use secure diversions.

Amerifat here, is the Schulz v Merkel shit basically just Trump v Hillary, but less well-known?

>Jade Empire
Get out.

>I don't understand why aren't you in the streets already.
because they'll use one of the following buzzwords: nazi/right-wing/right-radical/anti-semitic and the thing ends itself. the pathological fear of being called one of these words will hold 99% of Germans back.

Shattered Steel?

Andromeda will be better than expected but not amazing.

>yfw the media is shilling for Schulz hard
>yfw he is even a bigger Soros plant than Merkel
>yfw you know the germans will eat this shit up and vote him in

It was lost from the start. I shilled so hard for Afd with friends and parents afrer the Berlin attacks but now they see him as our saviour.
Just fucking nuke us already.

no imagine instead of reps vs dems that there was another democratic party that had Bernie as their candidate so it's like Hillary vs Bernie but on the highest level and not the preliminaries.

Your poor country.

>Schulz v Merkel shit basically just Trump v Hillary
more like Hillary or Hillary

>Schulz v Merkel shit basically just Trump v Hillary, but less well-known?
Not a German, but from my point of view it's much worse than that. More like "Refugees Welcome Merkel vs "Even more refugees welcome + EU is great! Schulz"

Yeah, that's gonna be it. I was in Germany many times, we are neighbors after all, and it always struck me how perfectly you people stick to adhering to laws and LE. You need to chimpout and you need to chimpout bad.

>every time I'm a step closer to banging Liara i keep saying out loud "pussy slayers" while in the conversation

help

No.

So, one is an irredeemable cunt with some good policies, vs an idealistic commie who seems like an ok guy but bends over backwards for affirmative action minorities?

Oh fuck. RIP Germany, good thing the UK GTFO before they got MUSLIMED.

Saying "pussy slayers" is an option?

>UK GTFO before they got MUSLIMED
pls remind me again which religion the major of London has.

Curry.

Christian-based?

Multiplayer beta when?

Remember to keep real world politics out of /meg/.

>So, one is an irredeemable cunt with some good policies, vs an idealistic commie who seems like an ok guy but bends over backwards for affirmative action minorities?

no, both want to come into/stay in power under all circumstances while turning Germany into the DDR 2.0.
But hey, let's get back to Mass Effect...

Cora and Jaal. They're wearing pants!

>Consolefag

GET OUT.

doesnt look anything like Cora.

Since Xbox One has backwards compatibility now, I can finally take some good screenshots of my bad playthrough Shepard.

She's beautiful

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My proudest accomplishment with her is completing all the loyalty missions and still having Morinth and Jacob as the only survivors.

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great blog, now stop your faggotry

>pants on, shirt off

Why? Miranda isn't laying there with her shit off.

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Sorry for sharing I guess?

you spampost bad ingame screenshots, what the fuck is your problem? atleast put some AA on.
do you need some attention or what is your fucking problem?

Calm your bitchtits, Marko. It's general related content.

What the fuck else are we supposed to do? BioWare doesn't even want to promote this piece of shit game and give us anything to talk about.

go for a walk, play a game, jerk one off idk how you like to spent your time.

I've already done all that today (except for the game part). I guess I can go play some Hitman later. For right now I'm just going to keep on shitposting.

Don't mind the whiny cunt, post whatever Mass Effect related content you want.

>ywn just cuddle naked with miranda
why even live bros?

I need Vetra inside me!

There needs to be more porn where they rub against bulges.

So, how bad do you think ME:A is going to tank? Because I don't think it's on anyone's radar and it's not looking like it'll get there any time soon, to me.

EA has very low sales expectations for it. Only 3 million shipped in the first two weeks or something like that. Not even sold through.

>tfw you'll never cuddle with Miranda in her black outfit
>ywn feel the smooth texture and hear the creaking of the latex

>Only 3 million shipped in the first two weeks
Isn't their main selling outlet Origin, at this point? What about pre-orders? And where did you get your numbers?

I think PS4 will probably be their lead platform for sales with Origin following closely behind.

I was mistaken about the time frame, 3 million shipped in the first week is their expectation.

Numbers come from an investor call at the end of Jan.

twitter.com/ZhugeEX/status/826562314778341376

Those are pretty high expectations, for first week. DA:I is estimated to have sold 1.5 mil first week, ~500k of those being pre-orders and most of those digital. At least, that's what the PR led me to believe at the time, what with "most successful Bioware launch" and all. And
>it's what EA said
Where? Who? How? Who is this guy that's saying that??

I always save Ashley

On a scale from 1 to 10, how thrilled you are?

How hard would it have been to fucking put the trilogy on PS4/XB1?

Now I have to subscribe to EA access for the best way to play on consoles.

>muh pc

i'm in between computers right now because FUCKING HOUSE FIRES.

For Andromeda? 1 being completely apathetic to the game and 10 being the single most hyped game of the year, I would say around a five. Very cautiously optimistic.
I'm seeing more and more things I like. When it comes to the gameplay, I treat it like Halo 5. While I know that it's deviated from what I considered Halo or Mass Effect (1), I still think it looks fun. Especially when it looks like they've put more emphasis on things like exploration, brought back loot, the hardsuits look really awesome, etc.

BUT, like I've said before, I still want to see more of the game. Like another user said, they should make a gameplay video where they give you a slice of the game itself.
Start on an uncharted world for a side mission that includes driving the Nomad, take a quick walk around the Tempest when complete, then do a main mission. Pick up some loot, craft a little something, show off some skills and skillmenu.

Have some hi-res character renders

blog.bioware.com/2017/01/31/mass-effect-andromeda-character-kits/

Peebee looks hot

Character Kits for Scott and Sara added.

blog.bioware.com/2017/01/31/mass-effect-andromeda-character-kits/

Isn't the first two games on the Xbox One, or is it only the first game.

>FUCKING HOUSE FIRES
Oh, God, what happened?

>Character Kits for Scott and Sara added.

Oh, hey, awesome!

Why does she have a Cerberus SMG, /meg/?

all the companions looks ugly and uninteresting i wanna go back to me1 and me2 days

>I gave you the link to the tweet and included his bio in the screenshot
>bio
>I tweet about the Video Games industry. Analyst at Niko Partners. Covering the digital games market in China & Southeast Asia.
Wouldn't know he has any inside info on EA from THAT bio. And where does one acquire that shareholder transcript? Are these made public in EA's site? And a quick google search shows that it is so. Did not know that. Actually, no, did not care enough to know that.

Also, this screenshot is much more helpful than the last one.

>something around 3 million in the quarter
3 mil in the entire span of three months? Or just the last week of Q1? Are they counting pre-orders as well?

Not remotely interested in Peebee.

Did they fix her nose? I think it looks a little better?

I tend to agree. Also, squad roster is just too damn small.

Why do all of these have horrible lighting and facial expressions? To show off the armour better?

Also Sara looks better and even dare I say it, cute.

all three games are now backwards compatible on xb1 including all the dlc

Guys, when do you think Scott will go through puberty?

>main character is a literal twink

So do we know how many squad members there are all together? all the ones we've seen so far none of them really interest me.

I think they all look pretty good.

then go back, no one's stopping you