/nintyg/ - Nintendo General: Zeruda-hime Edition

What's the deal with your name?

It's my Xbox gamertag and title translated to French, before it was Lemmingscanfly: fucker of chickens, but as a sort of inside joke I made it French.

It's an easy mistake to make. If it were my way I'd just have it in one general since I get the feeling most people that post here probably post in those generals too, but I dunno.

not sure if pregnant or just obese

Ganon: it seems, in your anger, you killed her
Link: Nooooo!

Where the FUCK is the recommended 3ds games pic?

Ok but where is the pic nintytards?

god babt this is just sad

Pic is two threads back, ctrl+f "3dsgames", my internet is shit so I can't upload it without timing out

Janitors eat feces out of homeless men's anus for fun. They have no job, no life, no future and no friends. Therefore they moderate on Veeky Forums to feel like they have a purpose in life. But in reality they can't stop one lone shitposter because they are powerless

Janitors eat feces out of homeless men's anus for fun. They have no job, no life, no future and no friends. Therefore they moderate on Veeky Forums to feel like they have a purpose in life. But in reality they can't stop one lone shitposter because they are powerless

Holy shit, someone got triggered hard.

Ty!

Cute boy.

Also I'm gonna make a new Wii U chart when I install excel. Be ready.

Also Wooly World 3DS demo plays well and looks pretty good desu.

Also I need more kuniokun.

Also I'm playing xenoblade chronicles on 3DS and Wii at the same time because autistic.

>Target has 1 Classic NES left
>Drive 10 miles and walk into the store.
>Can't find any employee in electronics.
>Case empty, figure I lost.
>Douche walks in 5mins after me, greeted quickly by an employee
>Told they have the item on hold for him up from he called about
>Asshole buys my NES, whips out his phone to eBay
>Raise a stink with the manager, get told it isn't his problem and they can't hold items like the NES
>Call corporate on his ass and the store experience
>Still out the NES for yet another day.
Fuck Target.

Reminder

Also why do we know next to nothing about the Switch still? Will my VC collection cross over? Does it have backwards compatibility with the WII U games? Are there more games besides Zelda and Splatoon to look forward to?

We know many things, be patient™, no, yes

>Will my VC collection cross over?
Unlikely
>Does it have backwards compatibility with the WII U games?
They've stated multiple times that it won't.
>Are there more games besides Zelda and Splatoon to look forward to?
If you aren't a retard that only plays Nintendo games, yes.

>Will my VC collection cross over?
No
>Does it have backwards compatibility with the WII U games?
No
>Are there more games besides Zelda and Splatoon to look forward to?
Nope that's the entire library. Mario Odyssey too I guess but that's only a year-long exclusive.

>Mario Odyssey too I guess but that's only a year-long exclusive.
I don't even feel like asking about your delusions here.

If you post here you will be anally raped by people who think they have power. Fuck off.

Eat a dick, gor

Okay then PLEASE don't post ever again babt.

Maybe I like anal

>tfw we will never get the original Zero Escape 3

no qr code for Super Mario world?

So what's the deal with XCX and needing a bunch of extra space? I never really bothered to look into it and now I'm thinking of getting the game, do I need to do anything extra if I just get a physical copy?

xcx is shit

You don't need anything else but if you buy physical you can install a fucking huge data pack that gives you slightly better load times and stuff.

So it's completely optional then? Perfect, thanks.

Yes, optional. But recommended. Which is REALLY stupid because of how dang tiny the WiiU's storage is.

Its only optional if you dont mind texture pop in

Never forget

owning 3ds is pathetic

For you.™

What the hell is your problem?

Nioh is the only game you need right now.

All other PS4 games are just weeb trash.

Not me, babe.

Not me, though I do want to do a girl with a loose butthole with a condom on.

Simply ebin.

Also I wish there was a Namco Museum but for Game & Watch on wii u/switch/3ds.

Lack of backwards compatibility with WiiU games sucks, but then, will they keep producing WiiUs?
Just curious.

Wii u stopped production in january I think.

There's no more new stock.

I am Def expecting lots of Wii u ports tho.

My guess is
Smash
Pokken
Captain toad
Mario party deluxe
New Super Mario Bros Switch

jesus christ page 10 what are you people doing

PAGE 8 MAYDAY MAYDAY
SOMEONE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING
TWILIGHT PRINCESS IS THE BEST ZELDA GAME
MARIO SUNSHINE IS OVERRATED
SWITCH IS DEAD ON ARRIVAL
ORACLE OF AGES IS OBJECTIVELY BETTER THAN SEASONS

man fuck yall let the thread 404 see if I care

Downloading 30GB of JAV and playing Xenoblade Chronicles.

MAMMA MIA!!!

Sounds like jap shit

Your guess is wrong.

These games will not b ported. They will be rereleased as new seing nobody owned a wiiu

but I like your peach pictures

She looks like a hussie

why even download porn, are you gonna watch it twice?

Yes, especially the fat assed JAV with cowgirl riding.

Also everybody should play Pictobits just once in their life and listen to the Devil World music.

Any JAV recommendations where the girl doesn't look like she's suffering?

>Pictobits
The only "good" DSi game was Shantae

Sorry my man, but that's almost impossible.

God the 2DS looks so cheaply made.

>Also everybody should play Pictobits just once in their life and listen to the Devil World music.
I agree, it's a nice little game
the music is the best part though

Holy shit this game was easy, I ended up deleting it because it was so easy it was boring.
I get maybe I wasn't the target audience and that's fine.

Is Poochy and Yoshi's Wolly World as easy and boring?

Target audience: 10 year olds

3ds makes your dick fall off due to led.

Peach is just bowser after he played 3ds and went back in time. Its a trap.

2ds lite + supercard ds2+ ez3in1 is only ds

yoshi's new island is a yoshi's island rehash, wooly world is a rehash of a wii u game so pick your poison

>yoshi's new island is a yoshi's island rehash
no it's just a shitty game on its own
>wooly world is a rehash of a wii u game
No fucking wonder it's a port retard

Well I never bought a Wii U and this game looked promising so here's my chance

I just expect it to be more fun than easy

Just hack your wii u and use the brazilian title method to get XCX, honestly.

It is, the bottom screen on mine has a big splotch of dead pixels at the bottom

i didn't drop it, hit it or anything, but it appeared just after the warranty disappeared.

oh well, i still have my aqua O3DS

xcx is shit

Funny joke, keep whining faggot.

It's still easy if you're only going to complete the levels without any collecting. It becomes more challenging if you also collect shit. Same with most Nintendo platformers really.

Implying
>potatochan is so well drawn
>texture pop in a aren't a problem
>whole fighting screen isnt just low rez blur
>once you get your dolls you realize the world is just wide open with repeated enemies and load walls everywhere.
>online exists

I hate at collecting hidden stuff.
I couldn't even get 100% at Yoshi's Island for SNES.

Well I'll see how I do at Wooly.
I don't care as long it is fun.

>I hate
I meant, I suck at collecting stuff.
I can't english today, I got words mixed up.

I mean, I suck dick. Tranny dick.
I can't not be a fag today.

Don't be an ass

is there any truth to the meme about breaking the circle pad when playing sm4sh 3ds?

my circle pad broke without playing ssb so it's likely true

If you don't measure your strength and keep trying to move it past the space it's allowed to move, you'll eventually break it.

find the blue

That's perfectly fine, you autist.
We'll just make another whenever people feel like having some kind of discussion.

...

I dont get it? Are you 5? Playing with dolls?

That's not how generals work

I broke my 3ds by crushing up and snorting meth off the screen

Yes, it is. It's not like that on Veeky Forums because Veeky Forums isn't moderated. When other boards are, if generals have nothing to discuss they aren't allowed to exist. It also happens on /a/, where you can have a general as long as you don't call it a general and don't give it a tag.
Do you want to know why?
Because generals aren't different from other threads. They are just multiple threads about the same topic, usually with the same OP.
That's it.

>Veeky Forums isn't moderated

Why is Skyward Sword so shit?

>Veeky Forums isn't moderated

Because u r a man of color.

Not nearly as much as it should.

I'll moderate you

*unzips dick*

nice dick
go on

We will never have a Gamecube joycon

What the actual fuck is that N64 2nd player