Would you buy a Chinese car?

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Might as well just drive a coffin.

Or a fiat.

If it was V8, manual and rwd

I own a Chevy, I already did.

if geely buys lotus then yeah

btfo

I would if I lived in China. When in Rome and all that. But here in the states, used cars are so widely available for nearly every budget with proven track records for safety and reliability, I wouldn't see the point. What scares me are those videos I've seen of Chinese crash tests.

I would rather turbocharge a ride on mower and drive it into a cesspit

I can already picture the poorly translated marketing literature.

Presentsing: New China Car Zhongguang Dingling Longdong GXLQ500J SUV CROSSOVER

A regal and fast automobile for transportating in style and luxury.

Inventive feature included:
Beltseat - 5 of them
Airbags - 5 of them
Heated and cool seats 4 of them
Roof rats
Rear bastard detector safe
The soup holder hot/cold
Radar cruising control
Collision avoiding sensor
LED ledlighting
Paint in shi colour
Alloyminum wheels - 4 of them with metallic spare tire
Cows' skin seating brown nuts or black or light coffee
Roollover sensor
Stop and start system
Power steerage
Power seat - all of them
Crumpled zones
High impact side airbags - 2 of them for both size
Sun roof - panoramic option too
1.6 litter turbine charged motor with ,149 horsepower; 160 feet pound torx
all wheel drive (FWD)
chrome trimmings
broken glass senseed
weem congguo ?
Cpacitive touch screen with Addam Auto and App Carl Play
Audio system with radio FM+AM; blueteeth; ramps; dabs; aurtillery implant
China NcAP ***** five star safety rating top safely pickx
Made with REAL METAL for you

THE BIG YES; owe your self the dream of owning your car your way and enjoinying life to the fullest extenze with the power dream 500J coolguy.

Starts at 12,000$ with load

Visit us in our market our or website,

Already drive a honda and own another nissan

I think you mean

Would you a chinese car?

i did, brand new chery. as an econobox, was really good, much better than 2 years more popular models. had to sold it 2 years later because had to move to another place and couldn't take it with me.
9/10, would buy chinese again.

If only the Chinese could somehow skip the stealership network and sell direct like Tesla.

Yea Volvo's look comfy af

>Cows' skin seating brown nuts or black or light coffee
holy shit

By this logic Jaguars and Land Rovers are Indian.

>all wheel drive (FWD)
>chrome trimmings

kek

holy shit, thanks for the good read.

>Rear bastard detector safe
>Crumpled zones
>and enjoinying life to the fullest extenze with the power dream 500J coolguy.

Yes, and Lotus is Malaysian.
What's the problem in that?

If you wrote this, great job, if you didn't, thanks for sharing it.

Saved for posterity.

They are pretty popular in my country, mostly because they're cheap as fuck, with flashy exterior and giant touchscreens that appeal to normies. They range from atrocious to completely unremarkable.

>roof rats
>The soup holder hot/cold
>all wheel drive (FWD)
THE BIG YES

>What scares me are those videos I've seen of Chinese crash tests.
The cars that pass may have faked their way through it. Bribery occurs. And Chery even tried to fool crash tests by substituting a GM frame for their car. In other words, the car being tested is not the car that will actually be built.

>THE BIG YES
holy fuck

>aurtillery implant

Looks like your average GM/KIA/Dacia soapbar crossover SUV shitcars. What's the difference?

The price.

ALL THIS WIN

I can't breathe

Hire American. Buy American.

>They are pretty popular in my country, mostly because they're cheap as fuck
Once chinese cars get dealerships in america, they will be bought by those seeking "harbor freight bargains". People are aware HF items break far more often, wear out much faster, and are even unsafe. But they return to buy more HF because of the price. That will be the same with chinese cars.

Americans like you will soon realize that you're on the wrong side of history. Get cucked white trash

I was looking at a Volvo S60 but then I saw that the engines are chink made.
I'm pretty wary of that...

I barely trust them to build my phone. Why would I trust them with an engine?

I can't see anything wrong with protectionism. I'm not american btw.

Like you, most people have the blind faith that things will work out because those that care the most will fix things on your behalf. So you feel that since others will waste their lives fixing things, you might as well take advantage and not bother. And help the imbalance by buying foreign cheap stuff and avoiding more expensive domestic stuff.

You're a pure opportunist and predator. To your fellow loyal countrymen, you would also be be a sociopath because you don't believe in fairness and sacrifice others' efforts to maintain fairness.

>brand new chery. as an econobox, was really good
>9/10, would buy chinese again.
Chery copies a lot of GM or DAEWOO cars. So basically, you approved of a copy of GM that was economized further the chinese way.

tl;dr get cucked bitch

winners win, losers lose

Only if it's actually good. So, no.

I audibly laughed you fucking asshole.

>with load

You sir, have no real love of the country.

Magnificent.

lol, ur just a NEET faggot who hides behind vague patriotism. how pathetic. im alpha and ur cucked

That looks pretty cool.

Get rekt

yes to trigger retards like

Bravo.

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stupid faggot haha get cucked whitey whitey trash trash as my BBC rapes ur asshole

>Would you buy a Chinese car?
the front of that chinese car reminds of people who have a huge upper lip that is partially hung over the lower lip.

>2017
>German cars
>are made in Germany

xD

>2017
>German cars
>are made in Germany
BMW has a car parts and car assembly factory complex in China. It manufactures BMW cars there in China using chinese-made BMW parts. Presumable, BMW parts made in China are then sold in the USA as OEM BMW replacement parts for actual german-made BMW cars. Thus, those german BMW are converted into chinese-part cars over time.

The only thing worse than Korean.

>I barely trust them to build my phone
I don't, It's just next to impossible to find non-chink phones for less than a used car. So i buy the cheapest chink-shit I can find and if it breaks replace it. Won't do that with a car.

No. I already can't buy asian vehicles since I'm taller than the average nip. Also I buy used shit anyway.