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Father + Daughter fast food team edition

MATING PRESS

reminder that saying "open" before going afk doesn't make you any less afk

but it makes it more open

>want to play just right now before I go to sleep
>ded

They have an incestuous relationship.

xth for lapdances from Jinx

>was going to do a pizza man jax cosplay with my friends doing pizza delivery sivir and manager azir
>they backed out/doing other shit
>guess ill do pax jax and walk around alone
>;~;

>Camille ults me
>I'm Trundle

no

Aw don't feel bad user. I still think you'll be the cham!

>MSI in BR
yay
>São Paulo and Rio
aww

Xth for Katarina
best girl
:3c

>Diana
Bitch deserves no seeds for reproduction.

Why am I getting paired up with such shitty teams and getting matched against silvers in bronze?

Is there any point in playing this game?

hey guys, could you post some Jinx while servers are ded here. I don't have enought of her.
Vi is OK too.

I want to look EXACTLY like irelia and be MATE PRESSED by all the anons (male)

good night anons care

>going to sleep without my cock in your mouth

xth for breast metal waifu

Don't mind me just posting Brightest Girl.

How many mating presses can diana take before shes filled?

I want to go to sleep with my cock inside of Irelia anons asshole!

I see why...
Leave, Ahri.

Which of these four would you hotglue and why?
Sona, because of those boots. Makes me sad that she doesn't wear any in-game even as part of skins.

>tfw becoming accustomed to shen rework
>blade doesnt feel wonky anymore
>destroy my lane
>ult
>destroy someone elses lane
>+lp
damn this feels good.

i would cuddle the heck outta that katarina tbqh

>why am I getting matched up with shitty teams in Bronze?

C'mon user im bronze too but do you really need to ask this question

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Moar, please.

I dont have much Jinx, best I can do is post lewd ideas

w-what is this mating press meme?

no mating press for lamb?

I wouldn't put hot glue on any of them. That's mean. I would put my penis in them and ejaculate in an attempt to make them pregnant though.

Also the thread was lacking Ahri.

2 more days, hopefully

>hotglue
>not cumming inside
i see four fertile young ladies here, user, why would you let that go to waste?

Forced

I don't like using Lamb because mods are inconsistent with what is and isn't SFW.

Ask your mom.

This

with how fit and toned kat is she must be really tight

>ace enemy team
>take their mid inner and inhib turrets
>they respawn
>ping team to back off and start to leave
>three of them go straight for the inhib
>enemy team engages
>turn around to try and save my team's asses
>we get aced
>they get baron and drag for free
>we lose almost entirely because three people don't watch the respawn timers
I'm never going to make it to silver

MF. Usually I would say Sona but I can't really tell how big her chest is in that outfit. MF's thighs and chest are gorgeous. Also redheads are my weakness

If I already own Corsair Quinn, is heartseeker enough of an upgrade to warrant the RP?

I know that lewd that artist made. I'm ashamed to admit it's azir's best lewd

The Katarina or Miss fortune.

That Sona looks like she's 30.

Aren't they supposed to release it as soon as the patch drops? I don't recall them holding onto them.

Cumming inside counts for all intents and purposes. Doesn't have to be on ;)

>tfw MG

dunno
what i do know is that the blood moon meme mode starts on the 10th, so the skins should be released by then

oh what the h e c k! that is way 2 lewd!!

So cucking has become /lolg/ fetish.
>Mods banning Kindred
My niggas.
You need avoid see Azir porns.

>tfw complete lack of league-related instant-loss-2-koma

Shitty teams I understand

But getting matched against a team with silvers is overkill.

I have a 34% winrate cause most of the time my team is too busy fighting themselves rathe than the game.

>not in a ripped version of her hero costume

what a waste of an idea

Who wants to write me some smut?
Also is the user I was talking to here from the last thread?
I forgot to add you

>tfw you will never corrupt cute and shy noob support user.

faker isnt real kiddo

>45 posts in and more than half the thread is lewdposting


Go jack off for fuck's sake people.

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I'm going to start playing ranked. Any suggestions?

Yes he is...

Fuck OFF /sp/

you're welcome if you stop trying to police shit like a fucking faggot

It doesn't work, I get hard again within minutes.

giraffes - cute little jewish girl, down to earth but she's taken already so not an option boys (unless you cuck her bf)
rammuschan - very cute when cosplaying, would destroy her d.va cosplay with my dick, probably has a very tight vagina because she's tiny
smochi - amazon beauty from a rich family, legendary pokemon tier 10/10 /ss/ material
blulu - nudes/10
fiji - underage, average body and average face
parsee - alright body, below average face
bandlebro - cute face but she's fat and she's married already so no good
shibs - fucks moosh every night, maybe you can peel her away from him with a good gangplank cosplay

>Go jack off for fuck's sake people.
Okay, so answer for us.

EUW is still down

where the vg?

btw, how do i get into vg chat in the new client?

Sona because her face reminds me of my ex

I'm pretty sure the shy cute noob support user is a girl too honestly.

faker aint shit

>ex
Lyte, why are you here?

Should be more desu

Just the impregnation fetish meme rehashed

post/link original

I'd imagine they'll prep it up like PROJECT, just release it tomorrow, maybe thursday. Make all of the money off of the edgelords.

I doubt they'd hold them, I didn't get Mastery 7 on Jhin for nothing.

>You need avoid see Azir porns.

I avoid it as much as I can. I don't even fap to him, I just happen to know that particular image I've seen exists and it's the best of lewds featuring him.

Stay mad kids

comfortable boyfriends~

Before my mating press shitpost, I used to just a plain impregnation-fetish shitpost.

Is Destiny the most delusional league streamer in this >current year?

>complains about "dickriders" every time he gets ganked, despite the fact that he cosplays a botlane ATM machine every fucking game and can literally only play brain-dead aggro
>assumes every enemy team is ghosting him like he's a qtpie-tier big name
>thinks if someone gave him a D1 account he'd be able to keep it there
>sticks to that same shitty reddit double bf build every game even though lethality is objectively better on draven, bans people who argue otherwise

>plat promos
>bottom lane is Morde and J4
>feed the Varus Thresh lane hard
>come mid to feed my Ryze some kills as well
>amble around uselessly getting caught out every 30 seconds
>still have a 4/0 score, but I can't carry both bot and the top lane Garen who keeps trying to 1v5
>win some fights and push a few towers, but eventually bot just starts walking down mid

Why it is only in promos that you meet the most incredible shitlords and feeders? Is the game trying to test your ability to carry impossible to win games?

So after stabbing me, my friend tried to choke me today. It's been a great week so far, lads. I'll be happy if i make it to friday losing a limb or two.

I already thought you were based, but this just makes you a god amongst men raidersanon.

Veeky Forums vs. Veeky Forums on NA!
join up pass vidya

I wonder what it would be like to fuck janna in midair

heheahaehaeh

Because players wouldn't trade roles if autofill.

:3!
cute

>no results

just like you

>seal clubbing in normals

Can death be impregnated?

Lol, but I never said I was good player

Cute user, are you a girl?

WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP RUNNING INTO MUNDO Q

LMAO JUST WALK OUT OF THE WAY

MUNDO CLIMB ON THE BACKS ON RETARDS

>tfw complete garbage and deserve to be in bronze

Remove Cancer Cat


I don't know what hotglue means so I'm just assuming you mean which one I'd smash

The MF one, nice titties and the face can be circumvented via doggy style or paper bag

anyone?

>play champ that can't solo carry in no brain elos
>whine
>because u don't have a brain urself

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Hey guys, total noob here.

I like Kayle as a character, I'd love some tips on how to play her and general tips for noobs appreciated.

You should be old enough to have the agency and responsibility of your own money as well as the ability to decide if you like something enough to buy it lad

>TFW my mainfu is going to be nerfed into the ground for the next few patches thanks to riot "epik remeiks XD".

>people here are making fun of lyte when he has fucked more girls than most virgins here will ever hold hands with

shaking my head at you guys

you are right but i am trying to get a brain

Hotgluing means to put hot glue on something.
this is a hot glue gun

People would post pictures of figmas and other expensive decorations of anime girls covered in hot glue.
Except the hot glue is body temperature and the gun is a penis

i don't know how to take screenshots but place bets

use ur imagination

hey!
heh :3