Are you worthy?

I am looking for highly intelligent people to join my online production firm. You can do however much work you like and quit whenever you want, but to get in you first have to pass a test. Dumbasses need not apply, I am only looking for geniuses.

If accepted, you can instantly earn up to 400 satoshi to 800,000 satoshi (.008 bitcoin) just for answering simple questions and doing simple online tasks. Your compensation will depend on how good of a job you do. You will need a permanent bitcoin address to receive your payment.

If this test is too hard for you, I'm sorry Chad but you're not what we're looking for.

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfNyH5KZlqO9zLTP2c83w7jAFQ0FxHkvs0OP9_5nzAplo1uYQ/viewform

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=E3shQj6BFKM
pastebin.com/0UsmuM8T
guballa.de/vigenere-solver
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

>tfw to intelligent to click that link

Sorry user I am too dumb to take your survey

no I"m not doing your homework for you

i did

I did it. I put fuck you as the email

I see. Unfortunately you didn't get the right answers.

so i get this reply from "biz vlogs"
google turn up this
youtube.com/watch?v=E3shQj6BFKM
your average biz user ladies and gents

That's not me. Good job on the test, btw, you're the closest anyone has gotten so far.

Whoops, check your email

5 minutes
5 or 3
8 minutes
sit

what is this third world shit

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You got 2/4 questions wrong.

Ep? Cw pgbi yccarart X jubygp? Sfar cm, Cj unv lkhm ns nto uuh 200,000 ucpar, uwkd dcis xpjx jqgi, snvaj owo herddadb nla ljaryaygkmeh? O mwopzm'u. Ptt abiaq mpfyvywo asdawpn qa sp inu wnlaq, ctiqcmi yzmrabcm mo zo ptdwsejbf py mmfp wr qggsbcgwkmn aimfior. Nn veqhxo ruxrb anejc.

The cypher you're using is called a Vigenére, not a "vignette". Don't know the key, though.

It was the second and third question you got wrong. The rate is increasing steadily at every infinitesimal, not a flat increase.

I'm going to have to post my reply in several parts because Veeky Forums has a piece of shit spam filter. Had you the ability to crack my ciphers, you would have known that the misspelling was intentional and meant as another proof as to my identity.
I would rework the question about the jug in order to make it easier to understand that it is not a flat rate, as that was my assumption, but what do I know? I'm just an idiot who got a 50% because of 50% laziness and 50% another form of laziness.

Screw This. pastebin.com/0UsmuM8T

>I'm here faggot. Asking if someone else is worthy is quite haughty when you are nothing but a street rat. Also, I meant vignere, not vignette. Actually, I did mean vignette, because now you know it's me. If you can even read this through so many layers of code.

>Oh? Is that smugness I detect? Tell me, If you were to run for 200,000 miles, then view your time, would you discount the milliseconds? I wouldn't. And sheer laziness brought me to the other, because calculus is an annoyance as well as practically useless. My points still stand.

Damn. Solved it right before you gave me the answer using an online solver. Anyway, happy travels to you, user.

This is what I used if anyone is wondering

guballa.de/vigenere-solver

just replied OP, wasn't sure about the limit one haha, I kind of brute forced it, also I think you wanted more done on the hashed one and my answer was incomplete. Oh well I tried.

Nice try FBI

can you throw me an email back telling me how I did OP? I'm just curious. or tell me here in the thread.

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I don't see your email. Send it again!

just resent my email starts with rick

It appears I am to dumb.

What the fuck am I looking at?

Alright guys, I gotta go to bed, if you fill out the form I'll respond in the morning.

Infinite fraction, where is your God now?

>400 satoshi to 800,000 satoshi
are you trying to insult us here? why not pay in peanuts?

what did you do with the hash?

can i solve that like : x= y/y/y/y/y/y/y/... ?

i would say x = 2+15 or 1

Already sent my answers ;)

Alright guys, emails have been sent.

I sent another one from caze

is there still time?

U lyin'

Didn´t get an answer, Mr Brain...