Try to convince me that I made a bad choice

Pro tip: you can't.

ugly ass fake carbon fibre interior, slower than me in a straight line, slower than me around a turn, slower than me from x to 0. all at a comparable cost.

also, your transmissions are shit.

Try again.

will have higher insurance/fuel costs than me
will get pulled over by the cops more than me
will develop hip/back problems sooner than me
will have more trips to the shop than me
will get more impromptou conversations with fuccbois out in public than me

>I've never driven an S550
>the post

here.....

Having such a slow car is a curse when road ragers with faster cars decide you are to be confined to a rolling roadblock.

>manual E brake

Enjoy not having fine control over your J turns

>implying auto
>implying 50's diners aren't GOAT

>grasping at straws this hard

i can brake the tires loose with the gas pedal, thanks.