/d2g/ - Dota 2 General

Equality edition.

>INFORMATION & GUIDES/
Latest patch: dota2.com/700
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: store.steampowered.com/curator/7333375/
Cosmetic simulator: dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: opendota.com/
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/

1st for lewd anime girls

1st for pink pony :3

>Former MVP members getting into good teams ranking
MP
Forev
Dubu
QO
Febby

Who remember when Druid had a passive?
Who remember when Krob had a passive?
Who remember when Abyssal blade gave +100 damage?

5th for cute little anime "girls"

REPOSTAN

Lone Druid right now is tanky, moves at nearly haste speed all game, gets effectively a free perma-aegis with a talent, and has a 2700 hp scouting unit. He outranges sniper, he out damages PA, he has ravage on sub 30 cooldown and if need be becomes the tankiest hero in the game with the best summons buff in the entire game.

Lone Druid is a failed concept and needs an entire rework from top to bottom. He's either mind blowing brainless cancer or absolutely fucking worthless and this has been true since the early days of dota.

Lone Druid right now outperforms ANY other carry in anything they might have to offer with the singular exception of meepo. And that is it.

>he has ravage on sub 30 cooldown
What?

>polaks
Did they scream about racewars?

I have no idea, just the entire team talked almost NONSTOP in their own fucking language stoping from time to time to scream at me in english about not doing something they wanted.
Good fucking god how do I escape these tards.
All I want is english speaking players that use the mic and chat for gameplay reasons, not to convey their FEEELINGS about shit.

>played with an aussie stack

LITERALLY PERUVIANS THAT CAN SPEAK ENGLISH
>bad ping
>shit playing
>flinging poo at all of their own teammates

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Pretty much what I had to deal with back when I played.
You don't talk all game? Don't gank or call ms? Must be a pinoy.
Chinese characters in your name? Oh great a chink.
Supporting is pretty much buying one set of wards then arcane boots->blink dagger.
No restraint on the verbal diarrhea and mic spam, fuck me dead

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Who /good boy/ here?

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Where are you from?
What skill level?

>0 commends

not a very good boy

>0 commends

You're not a /good boy/ you're just /ignored/.

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>all these common pepes

Pleb

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Quality thread you autistic spamming sperg.

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Whats teh third orb?

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I wonder how many games a day are thrown by some nerd throwing a fit.

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greetings
it is i... puck

glad i was around long enough to see the gulag die

Cringing my tits off at how low this gen has fallen.

nice game
dotards

I have a fun game for you, since you desperately need one, dotards.

GUESS THE MMR

Friendly reminder shrines killed dota.

Returning player, require assistance

Control groups don't work like they used to

It used to be, if you pressed "2" for control group "2", for example, it would not move your camera, only select the unit(s) of the control group

Now it moves your camera

Is there any way to change this shit? fucking valve and retardfrog

is there a hero more comfy than treant?

You're in normal skill, every game is comfy

Press the button only once, sperg.

dubu higher than QO? LOL

1st for werewolf man

>tfw no orc loli hero
dooooooootaaaaaaaards?

>no qt halfling brewmaster arcana
uhhh..dough tards?

>suddenly have 74k points
>valve allows me to roll 2 times
what is this wizardry.

>secret better than God emporer's team

delete your alcohol and apologize

adelaide?

How do you know he is in normal skill?

why do people ignore the rapier that you dropped after you died?
even if you constantly ping it, your allies don't pick it up

I admit it's normal skill

4k

I don't even see the ping.

Adelaide is away but Brisbane is here!

because you're retarded?

Blindness has nothing to do with intelligence.

Sydney

people like you make me angry.
>hey I dropped my rapier here!!!!
>it's worth 6k gold!!!!
>free 300 damage to the enemy team!!!
you ignore all this

Perth

I wonder how much bbc bubu takes

0 because she's a fat white NEET trash

>SY Omniknight
jesus no

you just described every female that takes bbc

congrats

how do you encounter BBC if you don't go outside

>bbc
Nice meme

bubu isn't a neet

>weebshit once again on where they dont belong
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why do the Chinese love weebshit so much when they hate the Japs with a vengeance?

who /bears/ here

>yfw da burrs win da superb owl

What year is this?
Chinese people love Japan now.
The only people who still hate them are the older people who are about to die out, or the uneducated low-skill laborer job dudes.

>lets give a carry -respawn time

Secret beat AF madara LD with sniper

yeah LD, luna, and MK need nerfs so badly

oh my

who /balanced/ here?

H-hey guys, do you miss me y-yet?

who?

Who is the Faker of Dota2? Or rather who is the SKT of Dota2?

me

add me pls

Guess the hero

Did they fix this shit patch yet? When are the qualifiers over? I'm sick of these runes and shrines. Is it safe to play this game yet? I'm hungry. When is real Dota coming back?

>this imageundpost stays despite being included in other ponyposts which got deleted
the absolute yottacity of 4Chanian janitorial and moderation squad

CM?

You can safely guess 95% of pub games results in the draft screen. The games unbalanced and the strong heroes are too strong.
Shrines have ruined dota.

This should have been obvious when anime-avatarfagging roleplayers get to shit up the thread without any consequence

What is a current opinion on new techies? Is he more cancerous than before, balanced or weak?

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Troll was a balance issue. DotA 7.0 is a design issue.

Spectre