SUNDAY!

SUNDAY!

FEATURING SLAYER

>hey these abundant four door cars might be collector's items someday
>NAH JUST CRUSH EM, REAL MURRIKANS ONLY CARE ABOUT COUPES AND MONSTER TRUCKS

no one gives a shit about a bunch of boring sedans

they arent even valuable now

Can I get a price check on kids seats?

KIDS UNDER 12 GET IN FREE

YOU WILL BUY THE SEAT, BUT ONLY NEED THE EDGE

AND THIS 4TH OF JULY WEEKEND, A SPECIAL APPEARANCE BY TRUCKASAURUS

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you're my favorite shitposter :^)

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every SUNDAY

I have never seen of heard of this. Am I too late to witness it?

not at all. there are a bunch of dino-bot type contraptions touring the monster truck circuit.

You must have had a terrible childhood if you never saw a metal t-Rex pickup then crush a car while shooting fire at it.

the one i went to had a guy that got in a coffin with explosives instead

was bretty gud

When did they start going to shows? Maybe I'm older than you believe.

Early to mid 00's is my guess. My kids were born in 98 and 99, so by the time they were 6 and 7 and I started taking them, it was a thing.

Thats after I stopped going to see them myself

>if you miss this you better be dead or in jail, and if you're in jail. BREEEEAK OUT!

Hell, they've been going for a while, I remember seeing one in the mid 90's as a kid.

Still going strong too, one was at the enduro I raced in last year. Here it is in it's compact form.

>tfw you will never see an older monster truck in action.
I just want to see Infenro once.

Are you finished?

HE MAY BE FINISHED
BUT ITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR FROM OVER

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