lexus is a car for passionless, bald white men who end their careers as real estate middle managers and take their overweight, dead-bedroom wives on a mediocre, generic sandals.com vacation twice a year
a lexus isn't a car for people who have dead dreams. a lexus is a car for people who never had dreams to begin with
top10 things on the mind of any lexus driver:
> i wish stacy hadnt rejected me for Chad in high school
> but my wife is nice enough. we have a nice, simple quiet life together
> i could have become like Chad if working out didnt put so much stress on my joints
> i hope my wife isnt cheating on me with Tyrone
> (i hope my wife is cheating on me with Tyrone)
> cant wait until i get my company's branded mug and pen in reward for working there for 20 years.... if i dont get layed off first
> i wonder if my credit score is good enough to buy something badass like a 67 impala
> no it probably isn't. and that would not be sensible anyway
> i already spent my wife's son's college fund on a Lexus
> nice, but sensible.
why is lexus such shit?