/mbg/ - Mount & Blade General

So are you the original or not? Who's the original Cao Cao poster? I'm curious.

Nobody

What about that Dynasty warriors mod, though?

yes

andnotthatsittydynastywarriorsmod.jpg

> tiny nig faction amasses their army and travels across the Iberian peninsula to siege your town in particular while the marshal assembles the army right out side the siege and refuses to help you with the defense even though you have 5 persuasion and 60 relations with the marshal
>come back to retake it on your own and it already has a garrison of 300
and it's anno domini so trying to hold off 4 times your number isnt going to fucking work >:(

at least do it right

its some dumb fuck at polygon who was exposed as pretty much never having played a videogame in his life. He doesn't even have the fucking basic "finger->button->action" cognition down.

There is no wrong way to shitpost friend.

Yes there is

Just saying, the guy you were talking to me there wasn't the guy who originally stole your post. I shitposted right - he didn't.

how is welshfag doing btw

Check the last thread

Dude is using control scheme of classic Doom

>the guy you were talking to me there

Playing PoP, villagers in Ruvan want me to train their asses to defend against bandits. Spend 3 days whipping them into shape. Bandits arrive to get their protection money, proceed to get smoked. Villagers are cheering, no casualties to report. Hit 'tab' before the notification pops up.

>BANDITS WHO ARE ALL DEAD RAZE RUVAN TO THE GROUND AND KICKED YOUR SORRY ASS
>handful of souls scatter etc.

what. the. fuck.

It's a feature carried over from native warband

Just a typical Japanese marriage.

Okay. Looking forward to it. I can't play 1227AD without your sub.-submod.

Be sure to get NA:SOI not NA:SOI:A since the AI is pretty much broken in NA:SOI:A and the game is way way to easy because of it.

What game/VN is this? I can't imagine it being a mainstream game, but the art is pretty good.

follow the reply chain

Oh, I saw a steam store link in the previous thread but ignored it. Thanks user. Strange how I didn't get a (You) though.

>like 5 factions left
this makes me want to be as autistic as him and conquer the entirety of warwolf

>What game/VN is this?
see >tfw you want to fuck a lot of women but your dad always gets in your way

>"latest" Bannerlord videos are from 2016

Nope. We have a quite good idea of how Classical Latin was pronounced.

The pronounciation in the video is atrocious.

The English "r" sound [/ɹ/] is completely wrong, Latin had a trill, or a tap.

The stops are all wrong. [aspiration - something that native speakers don't notice, but you can instantly recognise a person whose native language is English, if they are speaking a foreign language. The exception is educated people, who actually learn correct pronounciation.]

The vowels are completely wrong. I could forgive not getting vowel quality right [i.e "ē" is not just "e" held longer, it's a slightly different sound], but reducing vowels?? It's disgusting.

But whatever, the singer probably was never taught it, and the producers never bothered.

Correct Ecclesiastical pronounciation would've been fine aswell. [i.e - "veni vidi vichi" instead of "weni widi wiki"]

>it's february
gets the ol' frontal cortex vortexin'

DRAGON'D

thats literally my computer except the storage part lol

>Sign a defensive pact with Khergits
>Declare war on them a week later
>While getting buttfucked by vaegirs and rhodoks already
>Mfw
All hail King Ragnar

LONG MAY HE REIGN

Anyone? It's fun seeing my kill count in sieges when it reaches literal hundreds.

Do it and post results. No cheatsiedoodles either.

>hear gaudeaum igitur
>despair instead of rejoicing
whats the most light hearted and fun module?

Wierd, I've never seen a kingdom declare war on a faction they have a pact, trade agreement, or truce with. Are the Khergits suddenly dominant to trigger the "declared war to curb other realm's power" casus belli?

technically 5 factions left but rus/sultanate have no fiefs or lords
venice only has one town
hafsid and ilkhanate are pretty equal but i'm at war with hafsid, reynald de chatellon style

weren't they wanting to get some kind of EA released at the end of 2016? Or is that a different game im thinking about?

i just want to craft a mountain blade ;_;

""""hoping""""

lust basically said a couple months before the year ended it wasn't going to happen in 2016

GINGE WHERE IS THE PROMISED WALLPAPER OF THE BANNERLORD FROM MAIN MENU?

>first ever playthrough
>playing as vassal for the kebab sultanate
>600 days into campaign, own entire map except for one town and four castles
>defection and indictments have been ridiculous for a long time, lords literally spend like one day with one faction, the next with another
>sultan decides to take it to another level
>indicts all of our vassals
>three left, including me
>mountain niggers have Praven, two castles and literally 30+ fucking vassals
>vaegirs have two castles and like 15 vassals
>mfw
pls help, what do?

whenever you join a faction it stops having a free fief and random lords won't ever join it, which is why any faction you join ends up weaker in the long run

stop playing and wait for Bannerlord

only one thing to do
defect

t-thanks

challenge him to a fite and then rek his scrub ass and fuck his mom

>sandniggers
kill yourself.

Trust in Hakim's (PBUH) wisdom

>lorebooks still not in pastebin

but why

OP was too busy fucking sheep, apparently.

someone post the webms

you know the one

Just use pornhub, man.

But what if his mom checks his browser history, he'd be totally grounded

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lost

Guy with the polearm wasn't spinning enough. Rookie mistake.

I'm surprised they aren't posted already since this is Welsh Vision OP thread.

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ok

>i_must_go_my_people_need_me.ajpg

ebin xD
simbly ebin sir, have an upboat :)

I really hope they fix polearms in bannerlord. There should be no fucking minimum range, just use it like a quarterstaff or something

>You will never have a pure steppe waifu

Why even live?

>You will never have a steppe mommy

I would like source good sir

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Is straight shota the most pure form of love? I submit that it is.

Otoyomegatari. Other historical mangas you might like include Vinland Saga, Historie, Ad Astra, and Wolfsmund.

Thaaaaaaaaank you.

No, both factions are pretty much fucked.

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I fucking hate polearms

Shotas must be subjugated by nee-san

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redpill me on The Last Days, /mbg/
I need a new mod to get lost in

it's well made but keep in mind it was released for the original M&B so it's missing a lot of the new QoL features

>Steal Uxkhal from vaegirs soon after they conquer it
>Quickly run down to Praven to reach into my Nord Huscarls and Rhodok Sharpshooters reserve and defend Uxkhal from the incomming counterattack
>500 vaegirs show up, easily break the siege
>Notice I'm short on gold
>Time to farm sea raiders
>Have a castle nearby their landing site
>Notice those salty slavs camping outside my castle
>About 800 of them
>OhIseehowitis.jpg
>The castle garrison was quite small
>Little did the snow niggers knew they activated my trap card
>Mfw
>Whip out 150 mamlukes
>Wipe the floor with them for the second time
>Proceed to loot thier villages while no one can stop me because I just defeated almost every vaegir lord

wtf how does the other guy attack so fast

hax

pls no bully

Its ok. Its entierly focused on war, so fief management and money making are non-existent since you get daily income from your rank. Battles are a bit weird since the mod was ported from regular M&B so controlling your units to set up at the start of a battle is hard since maps are fairly small giving you little time to set up.

>We have a quite good idea of how Classical Latin was pronounced

>someone saved my .webm
>even gave it the same name
Y-you too!

i thought it was the kiwis that shagged sheep not the welsh

Everyone is a sheepfucker.

>finally get around to playing Geko
>title screen doesn't play youtube.com/watch?v=E1wcuoxs4mU upon loading

missed opportunity of a lifetime

Rome a shit
Medieval is for trve patricians

>the bat guy is chamber blocking
>I cant even chamber block in mountain blade
must have high proficiencies too, thats some nice attack speed

They couldn't fit it in with all the 2hu music they used.

>het
>pure
/ll/ is the purest form of love.

>the difference between a Katana and Tachi is how is the sword worn

why are japs so Veeky Forums

I hope you mean the first Medieval, because 2 was mediocre as fuck. Rome with the Europa Baraborum or the RTR mod was the peak of the Total War series. I'll always like Medieval 1, but the board-game strategic map movement was worse than the open-movement world of the later games.

I did save that one too, but didn't feel like posting it. What are those from?

seems to be from youtube.com/watch?v=HNMq8XS4LhE

Region based movement will always be superior to the shoddy campaigns of the later games. Rome was the decline of the series with terrible AI, removal of features, and arcade gameplay.